You get one random superpower, how do you use it against the normies?

You get one random superpower, how do you use it against the normies?

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetic_Pulse_Emission
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Transmutation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Spell_Casting
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Domain_Warping
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Book_Jumping
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossible_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Invisibility
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Combat
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Music_Generation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Fruit_Empowerment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aurora_Generation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/DNA_Absorption
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Boundary
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Mimicry
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purpose_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sephirot_Mimicry?useskin=oasis
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Got organic enitity creation

The ability to generate living organisms

>make a killing selling tentacle fantasies

Power Warping...
he power to manipulate all superpowers no matter what they may be based on. Combination of Reality Warping and Superpower Manipulation. Superpower variation of Warping.

Uhhh, I still don't know what the fuck that means...

The power to kill myself

Energy spike projection. Id rain billions of needles down from the sky and kill everyone

My secret power is claws and the ability to take your bitch from you

aeromancy can tell the future using wind.. wtf lol what a shit tier power

what a stupid site, I already have this power...

Imperceptibility - The ability to be completely undetectable and imperceptible

The user is totally imperceptible, and as such can in no way be detected or communicated with by external forces..... Some users may not even be able to be remembered, or perceived as existing at all.

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nobody cares faggot

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension

well then...

Can turn 360° and still walk away.

Teleportation.
Self explanatory.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Removal?useskin=oasis
Cool i guess

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chemical-Based_Powers?useskin=oasis

Pretty cool...

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric-Water_Manipulation

water manipulation everyone that annoys me will receive a drop of water on their head every 5-8 seconds for at least a month. If they wear a mask or something i'll fill it with water.

>Soul Sight
>See and track the souls of others, including the deceased
Oh fuck me, this is useless. But maybe I get to meet Bruce Willis and that indian man.

>domination
Hoo boy

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetic_Pulse_Emission

cool ?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Transmutation

This could be pretty powerful

What's wrong with being normal? This website would obviously be much better if it had more normal people. Too many of you are fuckin creepy weirdos and mentally disturbed. I'd come here way more than reddit if that were the case.

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user stars in Lupin the Third: The Castle of Fagliostro.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery

Need I say more?

Spatial Manipulation

I'll body slam you into the fucking ceiling!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Spell_Casting
too bad i cant play any instramnet for shuit

>normal people are fags

Lmao keep telling yourself that weeb

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>Destiny Perception

The user can sense the fate of themselves and others: they can see if they, or others, are meant to be loved, hated, rich, poor or even meant to die.

Guess I just become rich as a televangelist....

Divine power absorption- ability to absorb the power of deities

>Flash style speed.
Run on the highway and damge tires on driving vehicles.
Also killing all Rapefugees all over europe.

Guess you got jack shit then

*tips fedora*

:^)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Domain_Warping
wut so i'm god

>enhanced unarmed combat
i'd use it to beat the shit outta norms and school bullies kek

>Holy Breath
wipe out any non-white race on earth. they are obviously tainted.

mind reading would be pretty easy to take advantage of

idea embodiment

Poltergeist Physiology
The power to have the traits and powers of a poltergeist. Variation of Spirit Physiology and Ghost Physiology
Capabilities
The user either is or can transform into a Poltergeist, ("noisy ghost") a manifestation of an invisible but noisy, disruptive or destructive entity. Unlike regular ghosts, Poltergeists haunt a particular person instead of a specific location.

Poltergeists have been known to be a troublesome, destroying things for no apparent cause. Reports also include inanimate objects being picked up and thrown as if by an invisible person; noises such as knocking, rapping, or even human voices; and petty physical attacks on human beings, such as pinching, biting, and hitting.
Applications
Destruction of objects and buildings
Spirit Physiology
Fear Inducement
Flight
Invisibility
Intangibility
Telekinesis
Telepathy
Voice Manipulation
Limitations
May become malevolent
If the target ignores user and their actions, user may get angrier and more violent

Shots fired!

Divine Slayer

After being empowered the Spirit of the Jewel, the Designate [background female], Desak (Marvel Comics) was transformed into a being capable of defeating any god.

Power/Ability to:
Kill/Murder a deity.
The ability to possess powers capable of killing a deity. Sub-power of Deity Manipulation. Opposite to Deity Creation

I got this shit
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Book_Jumping

I'd just kill myself for having the shittiest super power known to mankind

Almighty Absorbing Replication
so i'm basically God now... cool

rerolled and got
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossible_Physiology

So I would be a ghost? I don't understand any of this

I got divine plant manipulation. I use it to grow an instant and infinite supply of the best weed man has ever known, everywhere, at all times.

Economies will screech to a halt, food production will dry up as every inch of farmland becomes divine weed soil. I'll manipulate it so it grows so fast that sheer friction will set it ablaze burning clouds of reefer and regrowing as fast as it burns. The earth will suffocate or starve in a cloud of dankest night.

There will be no normies left. No Pol fags or Sup Forumstards. No newfags,oldfags, trolls, sjw white knights, redditors or tumblerinas. All will die in a peaceful high.

>rainbow fire generation
>the rarest, purest, if not the strongest form of fire manipulation

I think we both know how this ends

The power to copy the memories of others. A sub-power of Memory Manipulation. Not to be confused with Memory Absorption.

Cheer up user, it could be worse

I got:
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Invisibility

I can turn invisible so long as I am on fire or standing in fire.

But I don't get any form of fireproofing.

So basically I have the power to kill or torture myself without anyone seeing. Fan-tucking-fastic

If someone gets omnipotence

I got Psionic Combat, pretty neat if you ask me.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Combat

But I probably won't be able to fight as I am enough of a wuss as to not hit people.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Music_Generation

WTF

I got:
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Fruit_Empowerment

Then I eat a Fruit of the Tree of Might and smack the normies gf asses to see what they can do.

Jackhammer Arms

I guess I don´t need to elaborate how this might be used.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aurora_Generation
Oh boy, thats sweet! I can just go into the woods, set up a camp and light the sky with wonderfull colours (and harmfull space radiation, but seriously, is it just auroras or all their consequenses too? Because then it could be used as a weapon) sit by a camp fire and sink deep into my thoughts

Be a genetic experiment success that combines positive traits from the following races and people no weaknesses

>Kyptonian
>martian(dc)
>saiyan
>savagest imortality(dc)
>Brainiacs intellect
>dr Strangest arcaine knowledge

I would be the imortal god king that unites humanity and leads you into the stars

No
>poverty
>disease
>hunger
>feminists
>just a people with one goal enlightenment
>with a drive to learn everything about everything.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/DNA_Absorption

Removing p53 in OP to give him cancer because this thread is shit.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Failure_Embodiment
Ayee

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Boundary
nice im pro and i have absolute defence and absolute attack

You can fuck up everyone else's powers.

Give me that fucking nodachi.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Mimicry

boom gold turds get rich
and i could do all kinds of badass stuff that would be tight

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purpose_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Purpose Manipulation sounds pretty powerful. Limited by my imagination which is pretty crazy sometimes.

I would simply end violence by repurposing people's intentions. Swords to plowshares, as it were. Then I'd be (haha) a benevolent dictator, since I'd also be immortal.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sephirot_Mimicry?useskin=oasis

The fuck am I supposed to do with this? What does it even let me do? I guess I can turn into that thing and convince people to do what I say.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Perception

Neat, I can use this to become an expert in just about every scientific field when I combine it with my existing speedreading powers.
Pretty top tier as far as the non godmode powers go.