You wake up in an alley in Gotham City with a random superpower

You wake up in an alley in Gotham City with a random superpower.
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What's the first thing you do with your new ability?

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perspective_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Attacks
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Decay_Reversal
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Resurrection_Field_Projection
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Miasma_Emission
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Good choice, but you didn't specify your power.

Clockwork physiology, use it to fap

my erect cock gets 10x bigger inside your mother's throat.

Illusive Appearance

The user can alter their appearance by the use of illusions, appearing as anything they want, simulating
Limitations
If consciously used, being knocked unconscious will make the user drop their illusion.
May unknowingly and uncontrollably activate the ability.
Users of Illusion Awareness and Reality Perception may be able to see through their illusions.

I would shapeshift into a beautiful girl, find a room. And masturbate

LOL

I got healing spit...

I probably open up a sideshow or some shit.

Wouldn't you still have a benis tho?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Magic
Fuck Harley Quinn

Cool. I got Aether Infusion. I can infuse any object with aether. Aether as described on the page is pretty much a god power. Unlimited energy, can change the shape, size, density, strength, speed etc of an object. First thing I would do is change my clothing into power armor and my keys into edged super weapons.

No

Selkie physiology.
Seduce your mom.

>wasting sex magic on a slut
Find a better girl at least. Not used goods.

Pyrokinetic invisibility.

I'm invisible... But only while ON FUCKING FIRE.

Woohoo! Useless superpower.

It's illusions. Not shape-shifting, dumbass.

i have the power of ultipotence, i can see all, hear all and I am all powerfull, the fist thing i do is create my own world filled with insignificant lifeforms that will serve me till the end of time

You have there body. Not just look like them

The power to control cosmic energy, manipulate space-time, generate and control electromagnetism, gravity, cosmic fire, etc.

First thing I do is fuck with everything this cunt makes

Power borrower... i het to borrow the power of batman... he has none.... lookd like im still a fat lazy fuck, but im a determined fat lazy fuck.

whoa whoa whoa there little buddy, no need to be like that, i can create a paradise for you, just leave my precious servants alone

some people just want to watch the universe burn

then i will make him a world that he can spend all eternity burning down

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Empowerment
That's way on the nose, fuck.
>Light Empowerment in Gotham
>Gotham is dark as fuck
>Batman

I guess I'd be like a meta version of Dr. Light then, or some shit, I'd just constantly walk around in a suit with lights or something on it, and shoot light constructs and whatnot.

But I don't think I'd become a villain. If I did, I'd probably get my ass kicked, both because of Batman and company, and because darkness would fuck my shit up if I'm not under a lamp, or have a glowing diode on my chest. All you would need to do is drop smoke on me in an alleyway, and I'd most likely be fucked proper. I'd be a minor Antihero, one who definitely shouldn't be in Gotham.

And my first act as comically bemused metahuman, would be to find/build a suit/gear that generates light, and not pick fights with anyone who can break concrete, has a sidekick, or shoot fire out of their tits.

I'll make you some glowing armor and a sword. You can be the Whit Knight of Gotham.

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User can manipulate the economic system includes the production, distribution or trade, and consumption of any kind of goods and services by everyone around the world, which can be individuals, businesses, organizations, or governments. Thus they can control the creation and transactions of any economical activities and currency.

Furthermore, they can define everything that related to economy, including natural resources, labor, capital, new invention, innovation, and even intellectual property.

Economy manipulation...time to be super rich

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Air touching

The user can treat air as if it were a solid surface, using it to swing around like a gymnastics pole, sit on air, etc. allowing movements that usually require a solid surface.

Limitations
May be disoriented when pushing off the air many times.
May only push against the air a number of times.
Cannot use air as a weapon or make the air move like a rolling object.

guess it could be worse

Essence Dispersal

Spread souls to the 4th density

HAHAHA FUCK
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Mixed feelings. Can I have hand blasters instead?

>Pain Constructs
>Create constructs out of pain
I'm going to create sportcars and mansions, with this unlimited pain.

>cut my life into pieces
>this is my new resort

>wading in the pool
>my wounds provide my meals

lucked out here guys
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Entity_Creation
basically god

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perspective_Manipulation

I perceive all your powers to be limited to one thread on one image board.

Gravity construct, build and manipulate using gravitons.
I could unbind the universe!!!
Does that mean I could time travel as well?

cool ,you can give religions validation.

did it twice and i got
>silence embodiment
>vampire morphing

kinship manipulation
>incest is wincest, all day

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Alfred?

>Infinite Resurrection
become Deadpool for real only not as cool cause im boring.

I'd test out my new power via drinking till liver failure

My power btw

>Hydro-telekinesis

I'm a fucking water bender

I'm a goddamn wind bender BOI
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>Rainbow teleportation
what the fuck is this shit?

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SWEET

fuck i posted twice wtf

I got this one: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Decay_Reversal

I will spend the rest of my life eating expensive food, then shitting it, decay-reversal the dump and eating the original food again.

>absolute will
cool i can control everything

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Resurrection_Field_Projection

I can resurrect the dead. I'm going to show Batman this power by demonstrating it on random dead people. Then offer to bring back his parents...for a price. A shitload of money, and him as my guardian angel. And some of his gadgets, like a batmobile or something of my own.

Fuck yeah. This is the first time I've done this thing that I've actually gotten something useful. Usually it's useless bullshit.

but even the dead won't hang out with you

I got Omniverse Destruction. Ya'all fucked.

its ok user
>Hot Weather Manipulation
I can only bend hot air.

Ask hin to suck you off

Go find Alfred, and make his life easier, for a million dollar a year salary, with a million dollar bonus up front. Wayne would pay it.

That nigga can't cook eggs.

I'm OK with this

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Also Called
Compound Separation
Diffusion
Element Fission
Capabilities
User can separate an targets (living, dead or inanimate), into the parts that make it up. Depending of the skill/power this can be into visible parts (separate a living being's bodily systems from each other, for chair separating the legs and other parts that make up the chair) or into chemical or even atomic leve

Attack Japan

Finally. I can touch women without them using their sexual manipulation on me.
Thanks Powerlisting Wiki!

Better yet, tell him to get Catwoman to do it.

>The ability to alter the gender of oneself and others.

Oh fuck.

>The power to absorb sound waves and utilize it in some way.

Thanks obama

>The power to have absolute control of temporal domains, dimension, realms or places. Variation of Personal Domain.
not bad

Just don't bump into yourself.

Fire nation, where are you?

>Then offer to bring back his parents
Bruce would never go for this. He got over his parents a long time ago.

>Can transform into a moose, yay?
Eat peoples crops and shit on their lawns I guess

i don't need superpowers, those are for pussies, if batman doesn't use them, i don't need them either

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Miasma_Emission

>The power to emit a variety vapors of obscuring noxious fumes.

Pretty sure I already have this power.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgusting_Aura
I-I already h-have that.
Probably just go shit on somebody's lawn.

>Mechanical Transformation
Turn my self into a robot and others so i have a robot army as myself being the leader