ITT: We come up with passive abilities for every nationality

ITT: We come up with passive abilities for every nationality

America: +15 to starting Gun Skill, -10 years of average lifespan

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England -12 charisma, +10 intimidation from giant yuck-mouth teeth,

Canadian: +1 charisma, -5 intimidate

Ireland -10 willpower, -5 intelligence, +15 potato harvesting

African: -10 int., +20% chance of stealing success

Japan: +5 math, +3 computers, -3 birth rate, -5 sexual fetishes that are only slightly icky

Ireland: -5 fortitude +10 Charisma

Special Ability: Drunken Rage: when activated the irishman is impervious to pain and can only be stopped if silenced or stunned

Jordanian : +35 agressiveness,-10 int,+70 depressiveness

France: +15 Cooking and Engineering / -15 Humility

The Glorious British Empire: +100 to Empire Building, -1000 of kindness to natives

Niger
+75 heat resistance, -18 constitution
+3 to saving throws vs lions

nationallity you idiot not country
also check

Canadian: -5 to all combat attributes, +50 to all reputations

Australia:

Special ability: charm animal
-5 to any roll having anything to do with incarceration or becoming shanghaied.

Americans +15 to pray and spray.
>fixed

Mexican: +4 sitting around doing nothing (gets an additional +2 when outside a home depot), +3 tequila, -5 wages

-5 attack against walls
+5 capacity for pick up trucks

>They tek eur jerbs
>They are lazy!

i love anime

I'm not exactly sure what kind of response this pic is supposed to represent.

Australia
+20 to persuasion
-5 to removal of kiwis

Russian, +10 resilience to vodka, +100% cold resistence, weakness to bears and suicide

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Chilean
+10 copper
-5 face

China: +10 Maximum Population. -5 Freedoms. -5 Item Durability

KEKd

Butt hurt American sad he has to fuck fatties

How about someone moves this to Sup Forums? I am on mobile and poor connection

Spain +10 Cooking, +5 Sleep, -15% Work Ethic

80%

Italian. +2 at performing arte, pizza and inventions. -6 at organization

Finland

+15 alcohol resistance, +5 knife fighting, +45 crippling winter depression

Every hour roll for a trust test. If the Italian fails, betray an ally, if no allies are present then betray yourself.

You're just mad your women's pecker wreckers shred your dick like a pencil in a sharpener when they blow you.

Hungary
+20 love for alcohol
+30 love for polish bros
-80% land bcuz of trianon

native american, +50 die rolls +20 alcohol resistance +5 tracking

All abilities are reduced X5 against whites

Argentina: +10 Pride +15 Pickpocketing +250 Envy

America: +35 to weight

China: -5 inches to dick size +1000000000 to population

Israeli +50 to haggling and you start with 1000 gold. However your jew pride means you can only trade if the sale price is lower than the value of the item.

Murricans +300 Paranoia +25 Hair Trigger -50 Eyesight while holding a firearm.

Czech Republic
+99 for beer
+69 for girls
+79,4 for no religion

-1 for no downsides

HahahAhah

Germany
+50 blitzkreig
-100 winter resistance

universe
>+1 demitrilliododecanonhexiliardecadon for stars
>-8 billion for creating humans

Can use choripan once a day to get +25 stamina -50 health for sneak attacks

Learn to take a joke beaner

Scottish, +10 for combing ingredients to make a disgusting meal, +25 alcohol resistance, -50 charisma, -20 intelligence

Special ability, kilts give the scot a berserker like strength with a -100 to gender identity

Ireland: +10 friendlyness, +10energy, +10 car bombs +10potatoes +10 drunkness

>Double dubs

'merica, -1000 intelligence during potus election

Iraqi: +10 beheading skill, +7 charisma with goats, -4 to ranged weapons accuracy

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>mistake + for a -
the butthurt in this post is almost palpable

brazil : +10 to starting dancing skill , -100 to cooking , +15 to barter

Palpable
Learnt a new word. Today was a good day, thx user.

America: +15 to ego -40 to history

Germans - +15 to engineering. +15 to Cooking

And you're welcome, user :)

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>+15 to cooking
>Eintopf

choose exactly one

You forgot the base intelligence of 0 and +10 weight