Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

Punch her in the face

Thank the good lord and make sweet sweet love to her

Rape her hard and impregnate her.

Get very confused.
Like the fuck TayTay doing in my bedroom? She's got albums to record and my sheets probably don't have a high enough threadcount for her. So what would she see in a bum like me? Does Ashton Kutcher still make that TV series where he hustles niggas on camera? because if I met Taylor Swift I'd immediately expect him to burst out and do... whatever the fuck it was he did in that show to me.

Fucking Taylor Swift and Ashton Kutcher pulling pranks on me. I ain't got time for that shit, I've just got home and want to eat dinner.

this

Ask her to sign her Albums for me :3
Also ask her what the fuck she's doing here. You think just because you're famous you can break into peoples houses? Fuck off skank

Kick her out.

*grab shotgun*
*unzip dick*

Raep. No jury would convict me.

>walk in
>shut door
>lock
>turn
>smash

punch that dumb bitch in the mouth and leave

360 and simply walk away

Hand her a bowl of eggs

Lock her inside. Walk away. Never return.

feeling a bit down Taylor?

Look her square in the eye and tell her "When I am through with you, you will have your next album."

Hi Taylor, would you mind donating some money to sudoku-chan so he won't shut down Sup Forums please?

Tell her there must have been a mix up at the depot, I actually ordered the Haley Williams doll but she would have been my second choice.

Iron my clothes on her

Boxing stance, Instantly.

I would show her my interview close.

EMH?

Exactly this.

Though you've got to see it through, I mean your getting bamzoopled anyway.

A nice, "hey, you want to uh..." and some non verbal communication..

Live in the moment sempai!

I had to google that.

Tell her I'm not cheap, but I'm available

I would hate-fuck her

this

I would ask her who she voted for.

Dubs? Dubs anywhere?

Just getting dubs for a friend. Ignore this.

Fuck

She didn't. She's already rich

wedding proposal