What's the worst thing you regret you did in your life?

What's the worst thing you regret you did in your life?

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I can't say, because the investigation is still open.

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Had a dumb slut girlfriend in 1994. Knocked her up, but knew there was no fucking way, so she had an abortion. Dumped her psycho ass soon after, but the abortion still bugs me. Worst thing I ever did all around.

Can't say 'cause it's illegal as fuck but I still have nightmares about it out of guilt and it will bite me in the ass in the future. Let's just say that I did something to someone and they won't forget.

Asked every girl in school for nudes and had the worst reputation in the whole school.

Still got the nudes though

stole nudes off a friends phone.

feel guilty and regret i've broken her trust, even if she doesn't know, hasn't stopped me fapping to them sometimes.

I have no regrets.

Set a guy up to get busted by the cops for weed.

I didn't call the ambulance sooner.

Performed psychological trauma on people that loved me, at the time I hated myself and I was a REAL certified POS, Tried to apologize to some of the people I hurt but there are a few that I think would be worse off to know I'm still alive to feel like a piece of shit.

This guy wanted to do anal, so I said okay and he fucked me with the bristle end of a hair brush.

i said yes

Marry my wife.

OBLIGATORY
>Had sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Story ? What happened

Dropping out of school.

My dad was beating my mother when i was kid , and kinda manipulate me to do it too i guess .. he wasn't forcing me but i was for some stupid reason , really fuck up . Mom died 6 years ago and dad 1 years ago tho , now i'm alone

Story?

Supposed to be regrets, not awesome stuff.

That's fucked up man

...

Listened to/trusted the wrong people, and didn't make efforts to stay in Korea like I should have.

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Started browsing Sup Forums.

thirded

Do you hate her or what?

I once killed a man.

No one ever found out it was me, and no one has ever found the body.

To this day, he's still listed as a missing person.

It was an accident, but I didn't know what to do so I stashed the body.

Started smoking marijuana

Never sticking my cock in that mouth

Took about 5 years out of my life after I split with my high school / uni GF. Hit rock bottom and battled depression. Made awful life choices.

Started to get my shit together in my mid 20s but it's taken me a long time to sort out my debt, retrain for a decent job etc.

I bitterly regret every wasted day I spent in fucking limbo not being strong enough to sort myself out.

Spied on a friend for his mom. He was a junkie and had turned into a POS. I might not feel that bad about it.

Getting kicked out of university because i was too lazy to do literally anything. Upon reflection i may have been depressed.

Numerous women wanted to sleep with me over the years and i lacked the confidence and/or experience to execute.

Regardless, life is going ok right now.

this

And cigarettes.

No impressive story or anything. Just my Mom had a stroke and I had now clue, looking back all the signs were there, it was like she was drunk without having a drink. Just didn't really think anything of it. Hours later she was barely able to function. Called an ambulance she died in hospital. Probably would have survived if I called right away. Yeah people have said before it's not my fault and how was I supposed to know. But can never shake the fact I knew she wasn't herself and I just left it until it was too late. So yeah not some crazy story just something I really wish I could change.

grow up idiot just say it

Smoking weed daily for the past 10 years, lost my job, aka not able to pay rent. Yesterday i got a letter: within 15 days im homeless

same here, this was 2007 though. Due Date on Christmas. would be 9 this year.

spending my early twenties alone at home masturbating and playing video games

27 now

Getting in debt because of college, where I was not sure what the fuck I wanted to be or what I was going to do.

I publicly supported the invasion of Iraq. I think this was before social media. Actually wrote a letter to a paper, and they published it. Fucking dumbass.

Had sex with a sheep. Literally.

Fell in love with Laurel and cried over that chick when we broke up. Interesting experience looking back on it now that I'm totally over it but man it was fucked to feel that deeply for a bitch.

I know your pain my friend

Sucked on my cousins toes when we were 6. Mom walked in mid ways and started crying.

Also, babyj.

Used, cheated on and manipulated the fuck out of people, just a real piece of shit. Not a cool story or good reasons for it, I can't say why I did the things I did and I think about it endlessly. Someone showed me what I was and I became horrified and each day since I try to do better and rejoin the human race.

Lol wat, really? You were fucking 6..

Pedo detected

I'm just getting back after wasting 10 years in depression and alcohol. I'd give anything to have 5 of those.

Nah i couldn't, i know some people that at least used to browse here and she has distinctive tattoos. Maybe... my phone is the other side of the room so if i can be arsed getting up before this thread is done i might

Maybe you're BPD or APD.

So, you basically killed her. What a fucking asshole!

Rubbing my erect penis over my younger brother's bare ass and jacking off while masturbating my younger sister.

same

I hope the mods ban you, you piece of shit!

giving a shit

That's pretty much how I feel about it.

Not choked on umbilical cord

>Oh, but it's fine to wanna fuck the bunny...

Fucked a black chick and acquired herpes.Even though she was an uncle tom, I should have seen it coming.

Agreed to anal sex with a guy I worked with. Now I get extremely horny to get fucked in the ass every couple of months. I have a guy on the side that fucks me when I need it...but my wife's cool with it. It's really weird being a part time bitch.

I hate this place as much as I love it.
At least this place is consistent

almost killed myself three years ago but chickened out

Your Mom.

Just do it faggot! I killed myself three years ago and life has been awesome since.

You live with the things you did.
You regret the things you didn't do.

I would check trips but it doesn't sound like you deserve them.

Washing out of the military a second time.

Majoring in Computer Engineering.
I have wasted 2 years of my life doing bullshit now gonna start over by an apprenticeship or a new major.

not asking my girlfriend in my senior year to marry me. I didn't ask because i thought it was cliche and not smart because we were young. I regret it every day...

not posting this earlier youtube.com/watch?v=cMF3QnmhbLA

Come out to my family

saving my best friend's and his sisters life - know that sounds fucked up and all, but it's ruined my life in turn. I had to walk out of my job without saying a word to rush to them, cut up a garden hose and sanitize it with a bottle of good scotch I was gonna drink to sanitize it, pump their stomachs before rushing them off to the hospital to stabilize them. Next day comes around I get a call from their parents asking to watch over them, and if I can escort them to their relatives (800 miles away).

At that point I figured I was already screwed out of a job, because I walked out during a customer inspection process (I was the only sane voice of reason telling them to stop, but they ended up shipping thousands of defunct monitors). The problem was that the new vendor we were ordering them from shipped them out with an outdated hdmi protocol, this caused a pink tinted screen when playing video from an apple device - the entire reason they were being bought. I told the engineer that I just QC'ed a hundred yesterday with no issues, today we start stock from a new vendor - you think that'd be reason enough to stop, but he just signs off the order 'relieving' me of any fault or responsibility for it. Goes to show you can go to college for six years, learn about everything that plugs into a wall, but still not have a lick of common sense.

cont.

result

Go on

you beta cuck

thanks granddad

anyways despite taking it all the way up the chain, because I had the companies interests at heart, they still fucking go through with it, and after I walk out they quoted me on that exact issue being what started this inspection mess, as if they never remembered a damn thing about it.

Anyways after carting two people halfways to the lofty realm all the way to colorado springs (from assdisaster, NE) I hand them over to their great uncle, give them the hospital bills and records (which I already paid out of my own pocket) and declined his offer to stay overnight because I needed to get back asap so I can hopefully keep/get my job back and explain this whole mess. Now that I don't have to worry about two near death people in the back seat I crank super eurobeat and floor it back to assdisaster. I get about halfways through Kansas when I hear a rumble as I'm about to go through a blind corner at 80 mph, and just as deja vu kicks in I hear this POP and the car sinks front and left as I'm turning right. My inner dagumi instantly kicks in and send the car at an angle for an all wheel drift (3 wheels at this point). and just as bleeding off speed I knock the front left rim on the pavement a few times before safely spinning out on the shoulder, avoiding a 40 foot ditch into some yokels crop field.

still a little more to it

Married a whore that only cares about money and her career

I touched a little girl's bum when she was sleeping. I was the babysitter and one time I masturbated to a pic of young ballerinas. wtf

best use the rest of your time on Sup Forums. u do not deserve any better..

that meme doesnt make any sense atall

I get out of the car and it's pitchblack in the country side and pooring rain, thanks to the rockies rainbelt. I might be a bit more proud of somethings than I should be, but changing a tire in that darkness, guided only by the flashes of lightning is something I take great pride in, but I'm not out of the woods just yet, because the spare is essentially flat and my front right looks it's about ready to pop any second, and then I ain't got shit to replace that. It's just after midnight and I have to crawl alongside the road at a modest 30mph because the population density of Kansas is essentially nonfuckingexistant as I'm trying to find anywhere that sells tires before my front right goes fubar. Hours go by as I'm still rolling at the most modest pace as to not fuck my tires anymore, after hitting the exact geographical center of the US, I decide that Kansas is a fucking desert of corn fields and head north to NE, where I can hopefully get a tire. Now I know I pass people that go too slow on the highway, but some yokel is going along I-80 at 30mph and you can't help but wonder what the fuck is he thinking, that was me for a day.

It wasn't until lincoln did i find a tire shop, well a bit north of Lincoln because I had to get off I-80 after the state troopers pulled me over and told me I'm just going to damn slow. Best part is despite being a common tire size this shop is gouging me for 80 bucks for a single tire, but what other choice do I have?

I'm starting to think I should just write a novel out of this.

Gave this chick I was getting high with a used needle that was previously used by someone with HiV

didnt hook up with any girls in high school. now Im 25 and cant get teen pussy without being a creep

Felt up my cousin when we were both drunk sleeping together

I know I wish I woulda fucked all those girls even the nerdy and fat ones

Protip from an oldfag:

The things you regret not doing are far more painful than the things you regret doing.

Don't bother. Your story is very boring.

damn u americans have really shitty tires

DONT BOTHER FAG

exactly.
coincidentally, just yesterday, I found the facebook of this chubby nerdy girl that went to my highschool, and of course shes skinny and hot as fuck now. I hate it

Molested my nephew.

Letting her live. Ten years inside plus lifetime registration sucks.

Lol hey! That is the great thing about social media! We can still fuck them now! I've banged sec chicks I never had a chance with in high school and they are still hot af. I caught herpes from one of them but I just tell everyone she gave it to me and even other chicks still fuck me (they make me wear a condom)

sucking dick and paying for sex

Let's fast forward this a little, so I'm finally back in assdisaster and it's 1500 hours, basically it about time to go home at the ol factory, and it's friday to boot, so I figure I'll just call them Monday and see what comes of it. Well Monday comes and I call my boss and I explain the situation, the briefest I can, and she just sits there for a second before asking why I never said anything before I left, and I say that's what I regret the most, but as it was every second counted - the time I would have spent explaining to her what was up, could have very well put my friend over the point of no return.

After another awkwardly long pause, she says that my position has already been filled by a temp, and that I should put my application in a couple months (most people get so bored of pushing buttons on radios all day they quit before their 6 month probation period). Although I waited a year and a half, putting my application in every two weeks it started to sink in that 2 years of blood, sweat, and tears I put into this company was for naught as they continue to ride the carousel of dime a dozen temp workers. I was the best they ever had for that position, I was told from coworkers that most of the factory left early friday because they were distraught over my disappearance, my boss included - even I did decide to turn over to work after getting back from colorado, there'd be no big wig to speak to.

well if I had any clue I was about to drive 800+ miles I'd have bought some quality rubbers, or at least checked the air pressure before speeding down Kennedy freeway (offut AFB) at 130 mph