Walk into the garage

>walk into the garage
>see dad doing this
What do?

>replaces dildo with own dick and wait until he notices

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

I'm pretty sure he would notice some little dick in his ass.

You would be facing the same direction dumbass

>be amazed that Joe Rogan is my dad
>go to the laugh factory and get hammered with pops

be glad he's back

Shit dad, didn't know you were so ripped.

Faggot

well guess this explains why dad died of a G.I bleed.

newfag detected

Video record it, and show it to mom during Sunday supper.

Son come here to learn how to kill a black men !

Wat

you niggers are the real newfags. only oldfags (like me, been here since pudi pudi) would know that this is bait and a counter troll

ask if I'm adopted

Give him hell for using my good dildo again, Last time he didn't even wash it after

Are you adopted?

Waste of tripdubs on this nigger

Anyone with an IQ above 70 could tell that it's a counter troll you stupid fuck

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"Wow, what the fuck. Thirty years of silence and now this?"