Who's the worst choke artist in football today? Would you be interested in a special choker league?

who's the worst choke artist in football today? Would you be interested in a special choker league?

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Cuck Azul

Tottenham

Messi's Argentina followed by Cruz Azul

Liverpool and Roma are just plain shit, not chokers.

We're the real chokers here.

Roma have a combined 13 silver medals from the league and cup in the last 14 years. In that time they only own the cup twice

no bully pls

Arsenal

I,plying anyone watches the spic league

youtube.com/watch?v=KrC37aYpvAo

See for yourself.

Liverpool are shit right now but have had top tier teams in recent years that threw away the league. The prime Gerrard, Alonso, Mascherano, Torres team that threw away the league and the Suarez, Sterling, Sturridge, Coutinho side that did the same.

3 world cup finals, 0 wins

arsenal

to be a choker you have to actually stand a chance at winning something

If football was golf though, we'd be lit af famalan

>mfw based DANGER will make leverkusen great again

Atletico and Juve should be on the list

>implying humans watch the spic league
>implying sub humans like you have a say in anything

I'm laughing at you wetbacks from the rich part of New England btw.

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>this Chicano shitter pretending to be a white cuckboi

>Shit players
>Shit team
>Lost
That is not choking .

who are you referencing?

>Roma
>Shalke
>2002 england
>Liverpool
>Neverkusen

lower standards but surely Derby and Sheff Utd have to be up there for choking

why is it considered choking when its always a buyren/juve wins episode?

>Roma
see >Liverpool
>never won the league with a team that got to 2 CL finals, finished 2nd in the league 3 times in the last 13 years, with prime Suarez, prime Sturridge and prime Sterling choked vs Crystal fucking Palace

>Neverkusen
>never won the league
>finished second in 97,99,00,02,11
>in 2002 lost the Pokal final, the CL final and finished 2nd in the league

choked vs Chelsea technically, they needed like 10 goals against Palace to win

>prime Sturridge and prime Sterling choked
Not saying much. Tournament format has nothing to do with league format m8. Neverkusen arriving to a CL final is actually an accomplishment given their budget and their competition. Roma has always been just a shit team

Is that bunch of chokers your golden gen or are you just memeing?

He is not memeing. English consider le quotes man,Slippy G and le deflaction man as world class

>given their budget and their competition
their budget wasn't much lower than anyone else in that time, and it's not like they lost the league by 40 points, they literally choked it away in 2 of those 4 second place finishes

as for Roma, shit teams don't finish 2nd all the time. They get relegated or finish in the bottom half. Roma are the classic definition of chokers

schalke isn't even a choker team anymore, just pure meme.

>shit teams don't finish 2nd all the time
They do in Serie A

didn't you just say you should judge Leverkusen by their opposition? Judging by their oppositions Roma are a great team that always chokes

Nearly all of them won things internationally with their clubs.
Whether they were carried by foreigners at club level and overhyped by the media like English players today I don't know.

Today it's Roma, look at what they did with Porto

>Roma are a great team
If you consider Valencia tier teams great,they are. Have Roma ever made to a CL semifinal?

quarterfinals in 07 and 08

And how is that supposed to be a big club? Even Villarreal has gone further

Liverpool 08/09 team finished a close second behind arguably United's best ever side despite Torres being ded for half the season. The 13/14 team wasn't particularly good and needed 13 wins and a draw out of the last 14 games.

Not that big a choke desu.

by Spanish standards Villarreal are shit now
by Italian standards Roma are the 2nd best team in the league

hat's so hard to understand?

Arbeloa and Illarramendi have won international titles as well.

>team needed 13 wins
>they got them
>so they weren't good

what?

>Villarreal are shit now
They defeated Napoli in the EL. Villarreal could probably end up top 2 in Serie A

good for them. Not chokers though. Roma are.

>Tfw im white and you're a spic

Feels good desu

They didn't get them. Won 12.

oh yeah they only won 12 in a row

you're right they weren't that good

As far as Sup Forums is concerned you have to go with Liverpool because of Slippy G

It's Bayern

t. Jamal Kangz from a stolen pc in Ferguson

>Prime John Terry and ten other shitters
>goldne generation

Was 11 in a row, followed by the slip senpai.

They lost the only final they reached at penalties in their own stadium against Liverpool
Probably one of the most painful chokes in the competition's history

oh yeah they only won 11 in a row

you're right they weren't that good

At Madrid
Defeating Barça and Bayern and the loose wtih a worst team cause they are your city rival
2 TIMES

Oh man, a choker league would be fantastic.

>Madrid the team that is about to break the most consecutive victories record
>Worse than Buyern or Barça

Imagine mutiple games like this every week

youtube.com/watch?v=2okcKsagxZM

>Madrid the team that can't finish above Barca in the league
>better than Barca
all of my keks

I love it when a team grasps defeat from the jaws of victory

>Benitez's Madrid
>Not a joke
Outside of Suarez and Messi Real is better than Barça in every position

top delusion

Tottenham are by far worst chokers than Liverpool
last year the league was theirs to lose and they managed ot finish FUCKING 3RD

but the crown would be contended by Roma and Visekusen without a doubt

>Liverpool on that image

wot? They have 18 league titles and 5 european cups

Leverkusen literally trademarked the name Vizekusen so that people won't bully them anymore. They surely are one of the top contenders.

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>top delusion
Navas>>>>Ter Stegen
Carvajal>>>>>>Roberto
Pepe>>>>>Umiti
Ramos>>>>>Pique
Marcelo>>>>>Digne
Casemiro>>>Busquets
Modric>>>>>Iniesta
Kroos>>>Rakitic
Bale>>>>Neymar
Messi>Tsu
Suarez>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Benzema

lol

Have we forgotten The chokes of Germany?

They were winning against Liverpool and fucking chocked. Liverpool then subsequently chocked against Sevilla...

>lol
>I ignore objective truth

Tbf >schalke doesn't really choke because no one ever has any expectations to begin with
Also, no one chokes like the dutch

>ramos>piqué
Nah m8

Dude this is delusional.

>I rank shakiro because he played in the hardest league in the world. The EPL

lel

It's >Schalke and their "4 minutes championship"


>Schalke win their final league game after coming back from a 2:0
>Fans storming the pitch in celebration of their first championship since 1958
>HOWEVER, the Bayern vs Hamburg game is not concluded yet
>Bayern tried one last attack in injury time when suddenly Hamburg goalkeeper Mathias Schober, who ironically was loaned out from Schalke, stopped a back pass
>Bayern get an indirect free kick, score and win the league
>All of this had been broadcasted live on stadium television in Schalke

youtube.com/watch?v=ihcvKBHTh24

>That moment when the mood abruptly changes from joy to despair

Roma, obviously:

2015: 2nd place
2014: 2nd place
2010: 2nd place
2008: 2nd place
2007: 2nd place
2006: 2nd place
2004: 2nd place

They weren't really very good until recently and even now they aren't better than Juve.
Don't buy into the "muh best in the world x" Bayern's PR people regurgitate at every opportunity.

they didn't choke, they were just objectively inferior to many other teams

Let's make a choker team

Gerrard, Cavani, Higuain etc

Atleti losing 2 CL finals against your biggest rival.

Higuain-Cavani
Griezmann-Gerrard-Ballack-Mkhitaryan
Netherlands
Lehmann

the epitome of >Schalke

Handing the League to Stuttgart was the bigger choke desu.

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>that bottom one
i cry evrytime

Frustra Azul trascends chokery. It's the biggest choker in the history of the world. They even bring bad luck to wherever they go.

A LA OTRA NOS TOCA

Blue teams are cursed

Navas>>Ter Stegen
CarvajalUmiti
Ramos>>Pique
Marcelo>>Digne
CasemiroIniesta
KroosTsu
Suarez>>Benzema

Navas>>Ter Stegen
Carvajal>>Roberto
Pepe>>Umtiti
RamosAlba
CasemiroIniesta
Kroos==Rakitic
Bale==Neymar
CR7

daily reminder

>Carvajal

this desu

losing to a 10 man newcastle on the last day of the season to hand arsenal 2nd place over them was literally the funniest thing in sports in the last 2 years

Tottenham have never been good enough to challenge for the league title. Last season's end result of them somehow choking a 2 horse race and being like 12 points behind Leicester and Arsenal - after having a train wreck of a season against big teams - still finishing ahead of them showed that they will never be more than a top midtable club.

>you now remember Ballack's 2002 season of cuckery where he literally chokes with Neverkusen a possible treble and loses the world cup final to Brazil (admittedly they were shit and barely deserved to be there but it was still a hard loss)

>Navas>>>>Ter Stegen
Debatable but I'll grant you this because Navas has shown world class qualities

>Carvajal>>>>Roberto
Lol

>Pepe>>>>Umtiti
I'll grant you this but it's not much of a conversation considering that Umtiti is new and hasn't adjusted yet

>Ramos>>>>>>Pique
LOL

>Marcelo>>>>Digne
Again, Digne is new and hasn't adjusted but okay

>Casemiro>>>Busquets
They're roughly equal

>Modric>>>>>Iniesta
Current Iniesta is more clutch than Modric but Modric right now is the better player than current Iniesta

>Kroos>>>Rakitic
No

>Bale>>>>Neymar
They don't even play the same position and have different responsibilities.

>Messi>Tsu
Messi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tsu and is the reason why Halal are cucked by Barca

>Suarez>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Benzema

Yes

Objective Rankings:

Navas > Ter Stegen
Carvajal > Roberto
Pepe < Mascherano
Ramos < Pique
Marcelo > Alba
Casemiro > Busquets
Modric < Iniesta
Kroos < Rakitic
Bale < Messi
Ronaldo > Neymar
Benzema < Suarez

FCB: 6
RM: 5

Anyone who says otherwise is retarded and should have their opinion permanently discarded

I still don't know which game pissed me off more, this or the 0-0 at home against fucking BATE Borisov