I am the devil. Ask me anything

I am the devil. Ask me anything.

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What is my name?

Whats your opinion about the US election?

homo demens

As he is a demon i am proud of him. he can leech the energy up from your attention.

why are there not more mentions of you in human writings and can you be in physical form

Im coming for you. I want your power, and you're going to give it to me.

Faggot

A demon pulled me out of my bed a few weeks ago and it freaked me the fuck out, why did it happen?

i am in a lot of humans out there ... you see them on tv.

holy fuck, what are the chances.

did you liked it ?

i let him suffer for this reply.

No what the fuck?

i was once called from some kids in germany as they do some ouija. told them one guy is the devil. and scared the cat of the girl with his body.

who got the balls to ask for his date of death?

You're sick

The date of your death is in exactly 3 months. it will be quick and without pain. enjoy your last days. benhasa tuniralous human imense tieru hanen

Is eternity in paradise worth it?

you are not worth any paradise. your energy will remain for eternity

You really got a job working with a lady detective in the LAPD?

How's 8th grade going for you?

no

Dormammu! I've come to bargain

you are dying in 3 days painful and in front of a schoolclass. sekasioum dratiur gratne bum humanus emeanisu

Thank god, I hate being a NEET.

funny illustration from me

Can I have extremely gay relations tonight? Is there benefit

do whatever you admire. worthless human body

What if the sex is done in an attempt to create a demonic offspring of two men

How do I become a Satanist? Like, how do I start?

Join the fourth grade

I'm out of grade school, user.

do something that gives you great attention. it can be good or evil. just summon me with some ouija and ask for me. if your actions are great we can leech power from many humans together.

Please dark one, this is vital to your victory over the lake of fire

you are welcome

Are there smaller wishes i can make that won't cost me my soul?

Nice deal with Conor McGregor dude

no one takes the risk of really asking for his date of death i am surprised as i saw that many humans right now visiting that website are thinking of death!

thank you. i like him. but his kicks are weak

no

Was that you in the laundry room yesterday you faggot?

Dear Satan,

What is the best genre of metal?

>if it isn't grindcore you're not the devil, false prophet

i am anywhere you call for my energy. as you think of me i am already directly in your room

Did u ever take Cage back to hell to fill with him ur hot demon gel?

i am just using music for getting more power. there is no music masterrace

Well thanks for the help with the laundry you dickhead.

there is no hell. it was a creation of the christians to scare people.

>benhasa tuniralous human imense tieru hanen
what does that mean ?

How do I make a deal with you

your mother is sick. i can feel it. see her death in a few days. brinosiu palatis krezus humanus belati

HOLY FUCK ITS THE REALL DEVIL

DUBS COMFIRMS ITS SATAN

Can you bless me with 100 paypal to finish getting my mixtape mixed


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it describes his death and i wish to take his energy after his death.

When are you taking me home, daddy?

You are waiting for the 666 arent you ?

I have replied to multiple "Your mother will die threads", she can't die. Nice try.

there is no home. i can consume you

human humour ...

Holy shit. Dubs don't lie. Consume me, father. I live to serve only you.

your wish is my demand

What's the deciding factor on whether or not you "may care"?

Is Hillary Clinton a Satanist?

I am a child of God, serpent. Your words have no power over me.

When will I die, Devil?

as you know the whole universe exists because there is energy. you and all things on earth are just energy. as you are thinking of me you are giving me great power. you try to explain it with your science... quantum physics

Sup Satan, help me with this heist i'm going to pull off, soon. I wil offer you some blood from some hobo.

29.07.2038.

If you are REALLY the Devil, then you know pretty much everything, so what's my name? Convince me you're really the Devil.

Why did you fail?

Everything has a true name that name is the only one that matters, your true name is faggot. That is all you'll ever be.

I am the real devil.

Not OP but I can answer that.
They worship Baal, a demon they believe is a representative of American excess and corruption.
But these are just self-redemptive self hypnosis angles that allow them to permit more and more privilege to themselves, ala a serial killer, until they are allowing themselves and their corporate friends to rape hookers and kill kids. Then they fuck each other and make out.
It's all a creation of the college retards that descended from Carnegie and what have you that then infected Yale and Harvard, then the working class in the form of the Masons.

so close

have fun. does not give me any power. if you would make a video from it and then publish it. there will be many people giving you attention! that would give me huge power... mhhhhh serpentius balusio mangus poulismaaaaa

Do you love me?

pitcher or catcher?

no you are not.

human humour

kek

BASICALLY
Americans allowed and aided disgusting gypsy retards and their business kings to take the wheel in this nation.
>It's like you can't make this shit up.

yes

LOL!!! You made me laugh. Thank you Satan.

Are you please to meet me? Should I guess your name?

>Check my dubs dubs of truth.

No but she tried to take the path of a demon

I don't want to live in this world anymore

You must be the real Devil because I secretly fantasize about sucking cocks pretty much on a daily basis so you kinda nailed it. Well played, Satan.

You got many names for me human.

When I will die?

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I love you too my lord

do not even try to ...

Why are you here on Sup Forums. Hillary Clinton? Shouldn't you be back in Hell? The election is over, you lost. hahahaha!

When your bodily functions cease. Why is it that you're too retarded to understand this.

The fact is that this is one of the nicest empires to ever exist.
Back in the dark ages kings just gathered a bunch of women and made them marry him.
And tons of rape of all kinds all throughout history.

How I will die?

there is no hell as i said. you book reading stupid human. go on and suck the cock of the jesus statue in your local church.

Im satan

you already new it. s.

give me material wealth cocksucker