Golden beard, fuck yes!
Golden beard, fuck yes!
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Golden asshole
I think my shit might be gold too
OH, FUCK! MY DICK!
Fuck you OP, I spent 45 minutes making that paprikash. I can't eat gold.
My recliner. I'm rich!!!
What happens to my gold coin I was touching with my left hand?
i have golden boogers
Bitches gonna love my golden balls.
I'm left-handed and I jerk with my left hand. Sad day :(
Golden Alienware laptop. Now I won't be able to surf Sup Forums
golden desk omfg im rich
The entire left side of my face
My face, call me Midas I guess.
Golden chair!!
...sorry. Had to get another keyboard.
Mine just turned into gold.
The air. We're all fucked now.
Fist sized chunk of bread.
Okay.
Golden desk.
I prefer my normal desk, however.
Fuck, not my tablet!
Oh well, at least i can buy a computer instead.
+ an actual phone.
It's going to be painful, but I'll be rich once I'm done pulling it out.
My WEED! NOOO!
Finally! I now have a Gold dick! Maybe I can star in the next James Bond film! Evil gold dick vs. James Bond!
>Main problem of gold: Heavy
>No need to carry it around = No need to care
Do you just walk around with your desk or something?
You could even sell it and get a better desk
AYY MY DICK IS AS HARD AS
diamonds still but its not gold
Shit look you what you've done op!
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.htm
MY DICK AND TESTICLES
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Well my whole sofa is now gold. That means by back of my envelope math that my sofa now ways more than 3 cars. So I am rich which is good because I am now falling through the floor of the house and then through the next to a now cracked slab on ground level.
Solid gold iPhone? It probably won't work very well.
I have a gold blanket
>paprikash
what de fug
does it is kind of this slav jelly-meat?
I now haw a solid gold tab 4 and xl hoodie
I can buy a new car!
my fucking jaw!
oh shit, now my keyboard... thanks OP -_-
my dick
>paprikash
my nigga
Gold Lips
gold cock, nice
I'm actually faping with left hand ...
My hat
Golden Dick!
Winrar!
solid gooold
>golden 870 express
Nice
1 billion pounds of coal
awesome
My mom's shit covered dildo
....i dont wanna explain
fuck, the new laptop -.-
oh well you said it's SOLID gold... I think i could just buy the most expensive Clevo then
golden beard and comb
Shit, no! Not my phone!
Coat... I'm shitting too I can't stand up or get my hand close enough to my hole to finger the shit out
Golden desk? Don't mind if I do
Solid gold Lay-Z-Boy recliner.
Literally would be worth millions, but would be completely useless as a chair. Cold and uncomfortable as fuck....
My Ikea table... I'm alright with this.
Golden hair I guess I'm fancy as fuck now
GOLDEN COCK IM LUCKY/UNLUCKY AT THE SAME TIME LOOOOOOOOOOL
cup of water, ik im boring
If it's solid gold, does it still function, or is it basically frozen in the moment permanently?
Golden couch? Nicee
>alienware
I'm dead. Golden blanket.
Golden pants, hell yeah.
Now if only I could get them off.
the inside of my nostril
Can't say no to a golden spoon
perfectly functional but stuck with a perma boner still calling worth win-win
.....every jews dream
golden vape.
fuck yeah.
You were only touching the outside of it, so maybe it's just a solid gold casing, like instead of the metal/plastic on the outside, that has now turned to gold, and the circuits and screen and keys all still work.
Phone case...I'm okay with this
My phone first. Then my headset as I decided to read what it actually said. So I guess headset? Either way I'm considerably wealthier woo
An unfortunate shmelting accident.
was picking my nose, brings a new meaning to digging for gold
kek+
Stroking a solid gold penis
solid gold vaporizer, vape nation
> left hand on coffee table
> poof
> left hand now on solid gold coffee table
> left hand now empty due to 4 solid gold coffee table making hole in floor and ending up in basement
SOLID GOLD TABLE
WE RICH
Golden ps4 controller. fine by me.
AYEEEEE!!
Well, looks like my face is golden now
cheap balisong
Oh shit gold ballsack son
Kek
I was clenching a fist. Golden fist of the North Star.
Gold phone!
Its a strapon, and he is a she
a 1900's silver dollar...the coin dealer in my area is gonna have a fit over this.
A whole couch, so I just fell through the floor into the basement
A GameCube controller. Time to sell it
golden nexus 5
ill sell it and get one that doesn't have a cracked screen
You better explain young man
My hoodie
RIP Laptop. Was a shit anyway.
Half eaten last slice of pizza
leaving me just ever so unsatisfied
hell yeah a gold mouse I can sell for a real gaming mouse
My sleeping niece's pussy holy shit
My $1k new iPhone... I hate being left handed..
Golden mouse yo
My whole fucking desk is now solid gold
i'm rich bitch
Solid gold one hitter.
I would say my dick but technically my underwear. I guess it's okay.
>Was scratching my balls so...
My penis