Just got fired from my job

Just got fired from my job.

AMA.

Timestamp, or OP is fag.

Wtf did you do faggot?

Did you raid the supply closet on your way out?

The fuck you want a timestamp of? A pic of my boss telling me to eat shit?

Called someone gay in a private IM. Keylogger snapped a pic of my screen

Should've. Didn't have the option.

Were you escorted out by security?

What was the job?

OP is indeed a fag

Tits or gtfo

Did they tell you a reason for firing you?

were they really gay, or just a millennial?

Wow, that should get a warning at most.

By my boss, yeah

Customer service rep supervisor

rsee

did you work with food? Can you make me a sandwich?

Yes indeed

Most definitely not real. Op, take a picture of tits with date and time on a sheet in front, then we believe you and AMA is legit.

Yes. They had guns
TD Bank
Im a guy dufus

actually gay. literally said "you know that guy is gay, right"

how do i get a job?

no and no. i'm handicapped

jfc pic is not me, i'm a dude

Was your boss sympathetic towards you, like "sorry, I don't want to do this but I have to" or were they like, "you're an idiot, cya"

How do you reverse image look up, right? How does that work?
>hot girls on linkedin

Did you call your boss/company gay afterwards?

You the girl in op pic?

Newfag I saw this pic a few years ago not even from here popped up on twitter

OP has dick

I remember my first day on the internet

fucking newfag

Yes
Of course

Ur a disgrace

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>actually gay

In that case you can use your massive separation settlement to pay for a top lawyer and sue for wrongful dismissal to get your crappy job back.

I am a lawyer licensed to practice law in the state of the interweb.

Yeah he was really apologetic about it

Of course

I know

ur hired

How much money did you make?

Ok OP is a disgraceful fag, ru going to kill your self?

10.50/hour, 22k/year

What's ironic is I was supposed to have an interview for a promotion today, instead they DEY TUK MAI JERB

Did you get fired for talking in private when you should of been working or for saying someone is gay. Saying someone is gay, who is actually gay doesn't seem like a big deal to me unless the chat had some homophobic tones.

What about At-Will employment?

naw

Nah, was purely shooting the shit. Only reason they caught me was a keylogger that took a snapshot of the screen whenever an "inappropriate" word was typed.

I live in a right-to-work state, company I work for is an at-will employer, which means they can fire me for no reason.

Fuck that's spare change, thought u lawyers made whole lot more , u must be one of those cheap dressed dusted grey cocaine addicted mf

That's it, you got me breh

That's cool dude I like u

"Employees have won cases where their employers told them they could only be fired for good cause. Even statements as lighthearted as, "You'll always have a place here, as long as you keep up the great work," have been held to mean that the employer does NOT follow the at-will employment law. When statements like this are made, especially if made repeatedly, or were the reason you accepted the job, your employer may not be able to fire you at will."
- tha internet

I'd get a lawyer anyway, couldn't hurt.

what's your companies website? Has it got a chat service? I want to fuck with them

Seems like such a poor reason to fire someone, especially if they were going to promote you. They should of discussed it and was that gay person someone you work with?

Damn son, I make 6/hr more as entry level postal worker. You can find something way better anyway.

Ok so OP is an homo lawyer who's got fired for watching porno at work?

Good question. I want OP to answer this one

Fuckin' A. I'll look into this.

Step 1. Fill out application
Step 2. Don't be on drugs
Step 3. Pass drug test
Step 4. ?????
Step 5. Profit!

>ur hired

Ur gay.

Or is it that a homo lawyer is trying to help poor OP who's been most unfairly fired by a nigger boss that watches porno all the time?

u2 bud

You know, that's a fairly accurate description of my now former boss.

Not so simple. I've been unemployed for a few years. They ask why. I try my best and not rage "because no one hires me". "Why no one hires you?" "I don't know". And it all stays the same. Next time it happens all again. I can't understand this bullshit in my life.

So ur boss is been fired for being a nigger and op is homo and the lawyer is high on coke?

Work up a better resume. Sell yourself. "Fake it to make it," as the saying goes.

Right, those are the details thus far.

What's the pic rel?

u fkn wot m8

lol hey bro u wanna see something?

obviously

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>u2 bud

I passed the bar.

You bent over to pick it up
in the shower
in jail
voluntarily

Okay, I've been telling you neets this for years, but I'm gonna try one last time. Apply for a job with the post office, it's one of the few employers that has virtually no requirements you can't meet unless you are a complete idiot. All you have to do is pass the postal exam and start applying places. It's a federal job, they HAVE to hire the person with the highest score on the exam, unless you say something about hating niggers or faggots or something really dumb in your interview.

Take exam, get decent score, apply places until you aren't the dumbest fuck that applied score wise, get job where you can live comfortably in the middle class and retire well. Just be prepared to work, these are not cakewalk jobs.

Done.

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Trade union fag here.

Hey OP did you join a union?

Ok can someone please explain to me wat happened to OP, the lawyer et

Chuta madre!