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BUF:Watkins working with trainers at practice
JAC:Chris Ivory (illness) still hospitalized on Tuesday
ATL:Quinn says Falcons will continue to use RBBC
KC:Werder: Jamaal Charles could sit out again
GB:David Bakhtiari lands 4-yr, $51.67M extension
HOU:Lamar Miller happy with his Week 1 workload
PHI:Zach Ertz (ribs) could miss 'extended period'
LAR:Rams considered benching Keenum for Mannion
SF:Kerley sees team-high 11 targets in MNF win
LAR:Case Keenum hilariously awful in MNF defeat
SF:Carlos Hyde runs for two TDs in rout of Rams
LAR:Joke's on you, L.A.: Rams demolished by 49ers

All around me are familiar faces

worn out places
worn out faces

What was going on through his mind at this very moment?

>implying we won't be 0-2 before all of you

144 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

When will the misery end?

>“I’m no good on evaluating quarterbacks. All I can say is that it didn’t seem like he played like a rookie,” veteran Browns offensive lineman Joe Thomas said. “He was standing back there even when he had pressure in his face, getting hit and throwing the ball on target and moving the ball all over the field.

>“I can tell you, he was pretty impressive.”

Reminder that we'll beat Arizona this week and make the playoffs

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 1

1. Patriots (+1)
2. Steelers (+3)
3. Broncos (+4)
4. Seahawks (-1)
5. Panthers (-4)
6. Cardinals (-2)
7. Bengals (+1)
8. Packers (-2)
9. Chiefs
10. Vikings
11. Raiders (+1)
12. Texans (+1)
13. Giants (+3)
14. Ravens (+3)
15. Jets (-1)
16. Redskins (-5)
17. Lions (+7)
18. Colts (-3)
19. Bucs (+6)
20. Cowboys (-2)
21. Bills (-2)
22. Saints (-2)
24. Jaguars (-1)
23. Falcons (-3)
25. Eagles (+2)
26. 49ers (+5)
27. Bears (-4)
28. Dolphins
29. Chargers
30. Titans
31. Rams (-5)
32. Browns

how did corey coleman look btw, i have him in my other league on my bench

i think he'll be better with mccown

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>Why doesn't anyone want my Luck beard?

>JAC: Chris Ivory (illness) still hospitalized on Tuesday

Oh, for fuck's sake. Have they even released a rumor on what could be wrong with him? Yeldon did great on Sunday filling in for him, but if Ivory had actually been there, I think the both of them would have torn it up.

I just want to know what's up with him to keep him down after two days.

Hahaha, the Steelers are at #2

Ben and Brown are going to break that by week 4

nth for ACTION GREEN

he looked pretty good, although the vast chunk of his yards came on a play where the secondary went full retard
idk if he'll be targeted as much with mccown though, his deep ball isn't much
>you now realize brown didn't even play in 2009

>19. Bucs

fucking moron they should be much higher

What is the best site to purchase replica jerseys and not get scammed? I need my Wentz jersey.

>I'm no good on evaluating quarterbacks.
>I can tell you, he was pretty impressive

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my own general I like this

Fix your stat page NFL.com. I don't feel like going anywhere else.

APOLOGIZE

>super bowl 51
>raiders vs hawks in 1983 AFCCG rematch of afc west rivals
>carr to crabtree over sherman in the final two minutes

would be good for shitposting

Delete this.

Why is that surprising? They played an overhyped Dedskins team at home(Which means fucking nothing because their fans are shit), still have their starting QB AND Antonio Brown.

And Tomlin > Gruden. Gruden's awful, just pure fucking trash.

New England was literally a 9.5 point underdog going into fucking Arizona with a backup making his first career start and no Gronk.

I don't give a shit if the Steelers blew out the Dedskins, half the league would blow out the Dedskins.

@71197125

Meme arrow Sneak

you know it in your heart to be true

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It will happen and you will witness it.

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>when you're about to go back to back but the OC calls a pass play

Has Lucky Ducky apologized yet?

wew lad

>snek

FUCK

FUCK

JUST FUCKING FUCK

FUCK IT ALL

FIRE FISHER

FIRE BORAS

KILL KROENKE

START IT OVER

The playcall to a pass wasn't the problem. It was the slant desu.

Seahawks passed here in a similar situation and they executed.

How about we move them back to St. Louis lol?

Hang in there Keenum

tell me, how does the butler interception make you feel? im actually curious. does it hurt?

They're just a little bit underwhelming is all. I certainly don't see them as a top team, they might sneak into my top 10.

But, really they're just capable of throwing for 6 TD's once in awhile in a shootout and getting over hyped.

still shaking that offseason rust off lol

All that moving drama just for this shit to happen? We don't need that bullshit here. Fucking toxic. I'm a fan of the team but I don't want them to have anything to do with my city ever again.

Well they sure as hell aren't staying in LA now.

They have to play Baltimore eventually. And, well, we all know how that goes.

it was only like two years ago that big ben dropped 6 td's on baltimore

I think Arizona got exposed in the NFCCG personally but I still respected them and what they're capable of but I think they're fucked with Palmer as QB.

Fitzmagic doesn't deserve to deal with this team. If he was smart, he'd demand a trade to a contender.

Right, my man.

Nah, they're over there to stay. If they end up moving again over some more bullshit, someone needs to pry the team out of Kroenke's soul sucking hands.

It's been replayed a bazillion times. It sucks thinking about what was lost but I have moved on.

Why? Luck played a great game, his defense is held together with string and tape which is why they lost

fitzgerald is too classy to abandon his team

I just want you to know that you are going to go either 1-15 or 0-16.

And last year he lost to their practice squad. They haven't consistently played well against Baltimore in years.

>fitz will retire without a ring

We'll do better than that. Gonna be a whole lot of fuckups in between though. Rams way.

It's the one scenario where I think it's warranted. I mean for fuck's sake, they're hanging him out to dry hard. They peaked last season, they'll still be in the mix this season but last was their best chance.

IF Fitz wants a ring, he needs to go elsewhere and a trade would be the best way to not completely fuck his team over in the process.

So, how did we do in our first week, guys?

Yeah, we still lost, but we were less than five yards away from winning it. And, the Pucks only beat us by four points.

I'm very pleased with my Jags [spoiler]right now[/spoiler].

What would it take for Jeff Fisher to get fired lol?

doesn't mean he'll never beat them again

it used to be that the pittsburgh/baltimore rivarly was one sided the other way

lol no
honestly i see the rams finishing 2-14, and you don't even get a high draft pick for that lol

Marcus.

You guys will win 10 games this season.

>exposed
No Palmer got exposed. I'm not a cards fan but really that NEEDS Matthieu in the line up, he's just too important to that defense. The last two playoffs he's been injured right before getting into the playoffs

Honestly have no idea at this point. Anything less than some criminal scandal seems perfectly a-OK in Kroenke's book.

k

so are the 49ers better now than last season or would you only believe it after they actually beat a GOOD team

can you point out where you see 3 or more wins on the rams schedule so i can laugh at you?

>or would you only believe it after they actually beat a GOOD team

This. The Rams played too bad to judge.

Don't worry rams fans, soon the chargers will come and LA fans can get excited about having a team that can actually lead in a game....and subsequently blow the game

Yeah, going on a decade ago

Either way it makes my point for me, their ceiling is only as high as their QB's and Palmer's a regular season tiger(No Bengals references intended) and crumples in the playoffs.

They're ultimately going to end up as a wild card and get romped because Palmer will inevitably get shook.

they are slightly better because even chip kelly is better than literally who: the coach

You're trying too hard, son

you wanna put your name on it? what's the point of making bold statements as an user online

Yeah unless David Johnson and that defense can play out of their minds. They won't though because for whatever reason, Arians won't realize that Palmer can't be trusted in the post season

Yeah, but also FUCK the 49ers for chasing away harbaugh who was the best coach they had in how many fucking years?

Hahahah what the FUCK is this?

don't support the rams product LAfags. support the raiders

>ask a legitimate question
>weird tripfag dismissal
kek kys
i'm not guaranteeing shit, just stating my opinion
do you seriously think the rams are going to win a lot of games or something?

It felt so good seeing all these casual bandwagon Rams fans here hype up a team that they didn't know shit about.

Raidnigger here don't you fucking try to. That's Vegas's team.

he didn't look during a spin and was expecting to bounce off a guy

Prepare to be familiar with the name Jalen Richard

Look at this move in the hole to get 92 off his gap during his 75 TD run

Go Jags! After nearly beating the Puckers I have faith.

The Raiders are coming

Is Blaine Gabbert the Greatest Of All Time?

Same ol Rams indeed.

I'll admit, I didnt expect a collapse until week 5 or so, though. At least I got let down early this year.

We're going to be quite alright.

WHOA

Good Morning

Well now you got the collapse out of the way so you can start getting BTFO.

>mfw the rasm made Gabbert look like Vince fucking Young
Anything that keeps Kaepernig on the bench is a good thing

Just curious, what was Brady/Moss receptions?

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you're from vegas?

FUNNY ISNT IT

You just fucking wait, the steelers are playing good and what not but I can assure you that the bengals will take 1st place in the AFC North.

I'm from Berkeley and I want them out of the Bay so they can have a nice new stadium.

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YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME