I recived this letter. what should i do?

i recived this letter. what should i do?

blackmail joel into sucking your dick

im guessing this is a lesser crime than prostituting

Just stick it in her mailbox. I don't even know why he didnt

tell Sandra that her boyfriend had sex with you and you just found out he was with her. post reaction.

obvious. post it to one of those ylyl banana threads.

write a dick on it, and put it in sandra's mailbox.

Write "No" and return to sender.

mind your own business and don't cockblock Joel

or rape Sandra.

This.

>Show her the envelope.
>Photoshop her bf making out with a girl
>Earn the revenge fuck you fought for
>Send a thank you letter to all your neighbours

Hand her that letter in person. Be sympathetic. Let her know that you are there for her if she doesnt want to be alone. Slay dat puss in due time on the rebound

Blackmail Joel, and the girl he's fucking. Make him watch while you fuck the girl he's been fucking. Take pics of him watching you two fuck. Send pics to his gf Sandra. Make her think he's into cuckholding. Fuck Sandra, take pics, show to Joel.

Wut

Only acceptable answer.

It's simple.

>Blackmail Joel, by telling him the only way he gets out of is gf finding out he's been cheating on her is to let you fuck the girl he's been cheating with.
>Tell him he has to watch you fuck his mistress.
>Set up a camera, so it takes pictures of you fucking a girl while Joel is watching.
>Show said pictures to Sandra, Joel's gf. Tell her that Joel really wanted to watch two people fucking, and asked you to let him watch you. Tell her he really wanted to watch someone fuck his own gf, but didn't think she would go for it.
>Convince her to go for it.
>Fuck Sandra, and take pics for proof. Tell her that Joel would want pics, as proof that she would be into it. And that he would love it.

Don't see how that is not clear.

You get to fuck two girls, and Joel gets humiliated, twice. Win win win.

...

plot twist: you are joel

That is a stupid plan and you should feel bad

Shutup Joel.

other plot twist: the letter came from inside the house

why dont you let one of us take care of this. where does this joel golding live

where? under my pillow? you fuck

Find where Sandra's door is and push it under the door or tape it, w/e.

I'd post the letter in her mailbox when noone sees me.

then laugh my ass at the cuck.

Photocopy and place in where Sandra will see, perhaps enlarge and illustrate.

>If hot, bang Sandra on the rebound

the number is 95 mate

if you're gonna put it under her door like that they're gonna know its you. rewrite it to "joe is stickin his dick in another woman" or something not "the neighbour next to 95 bla bla"

pic of sandra from her fb

THREE
HUNDRED
DIDGERIDOOS

yeah what city. theres lots of joel goldings on facebook

the thing is that number 95 is not next to my house

get in others bussines is great

Sandra's secret

The plot, like my dick, thickens.

Idiot, you knock on #95's door. If female answers, give her the letter and be all "um, think I got a piece of your mail." If male answers, do a 360 and fart a lot.

>locate Joel's Father
>suck his dick
>Profit

Rolling

the most obvious direction to go

combine the three things:
- fart a lot on the letter
- give farted letter to whoever open #95 door
- do a 360 then knock on the door

you should write a time stamp on that paper son

>go to apartment
>knock on the door
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

I'd post the letter through number 95 and go back to masturbating.

Tell SANDRA at number 95 that her boyfriend is JOEL GOLDING is cheating on her. Can't you read?

i refuse to do anything until you actually show some sign that you are serious and make it real

What if Jole answers the door?

JOEL SKYPE

Rollan for dis

The fuck is a neighbour

Do a 360 and walk away, obviously. Because JOEL is not SANDRA.

Fuck you motherfucker

>farted letter

giggling uncontrollably right now...

I would reply or your mother will die in her sleep.

Wanna fight bitch?

fuck you too

Right, because that totally won't arouse any suspicion whatsoever.

Yea actually I do. Haven't been in a fight in a while and I've been craving one. Let's do this you punk ass bitch

Fucking FIGHT ME FAGGOT

joel wrote the letter that fuckin' coward.

come at me homo you know where i live

I wasn't aware a reasonable response to some weirdo ringing your door, doing a 360 and walking was to assume your neighbor knew you were cheating.

>979797

Get fucked FAGGOT

Alright, lets do it. I'll meet you by the monkey bars after school. I'm going to steal your fucking lunch money you motherfucker.

Give me your address I'll be there in 15 minutes to fight you then fuck you

too easy

AIN'T NOBODY TAKING MY CHOCOLATE MILK MONEY MOTHAFUCKA

You two should quit flirting and exchange phone #'s, already...

lol

ask you sister. shes been here already

It's the lack of farting that gives it away.

Oh shit you really dun did it now. Calling my sister and getting on my Vespa RIGHT FUCKIN NOW

Oh shit my name is Sandra

why the fuck would your idiot parents name their son Sandra?

Don't lie, we know when you're lying.

i bet its some gay color like lime green or pink

how long has it been since the operation?

No it's baby blue >_>

Nice try. Everyone knows babies aren't blue.

thats pretty cool i guess

you must be good at solving all sorts of problems user. i bet you can program all kinds of tv remotes. i bet you have a fucking iq of 170. i bet you know the answer to all the ancient chinese parables.

Find out who sent it to you. Get his/her name and their partners. Get the name of a neighbor they both know to talk to. Not next door.

Write the exact same kind of letter and drop it in their neighbors mailbox (NOT that one, dipshit). Best to make a few copies and drop them in boxes along the street to make sure a shit stirrer gets hold of the dirt.

Wait 2 weeks then mail the original back to the cunt who sent it to you. Send a second one with just LOL on it a day later.

Drink and be merry.

rollin'

How about this you go and tell her that her boyfriend cheated on her but to get the sweet taste of pussy and justice fuck his girlfriend and record it all. Tell him that this is what he gets for cheating. It'll give me both a justice and normal boner.

Rolling

Black mail Joel for Tendies

Except the target of your troll has your address.

Fail.

YASSSSSS

Another plot twist: Joel is actually op and op made that letter since he wants to feel special of anons giving him ways to get revenge on himself whislt he masturbates to the thoughts of him getting revenge upon himself.

>h..hey
>joel: hey user. what's up?
>I know you been fuckin around on sandra
>joel: oh man please dont tell her
>we can work something out, my silence for some sweet sweet tendies
>Joel: wut

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>You get to fuck two girls, and Joel gets humiliated, twice. Win win win.
i guess more like a win win win win, cause 2 girls + 2 humiliations.

rolan

this one

Write NYPA on it and post it back to whoever sent it to you. Probably some faggot wanting to break them up so he can whiteknight his way in, while you take any flak from the husband.

rollin

Underrated. Kek.

>blackmail joel into sucking your dick
this
or send it back
or give it to sandra?

Draw a penis and send back

>Get a decently sized jar
>Get as much assorted meat as you can
>Put letter in bottom of jar
>Stuff that shit with all the meat you can while avoiding gay jokes
>Leave jar at door of 95
>Profit.

unfortunately i cannot send it back, no address