I don't know anything about football

I don't know anything about football

What's going on here?

old man dying big Utd fan, players show some class and visit him before he logs out.

>his last thought will be that United became all-black midtable club
No one deserves this

More class than they shown on the pitch on Saturday eh?

>Just bantz bro

>wants to see his United heroes one last time
>they send 4 dabbing pacenogs
just pull the plug

He's asking what happened Saturday

They can't look him in the eye

Photo of Man U players preparing to start dabbing as soon as the old guy croaks it

LET ME PASS AWAY

>who are these nigglets oh fuck there I go

is he ok?

Nice to see Gazza is looking better

I know the club wanted Rooney to lose weight but goddamn!

I chuckled then I got sad

Godamn i know this is not redfaggid but i want to upvote these!

thats what killed him

kek

One of the Munich victims they forgot to bury.

f

:(

Joey Deacon alone in the dark.

That whole picture just looks like a JUST moment

He wasn't nearly that sick before the players arrived

Fuck you death! Don't you come for me.

poor lil white guy

Blacked.com

wow, this picture really touched me

Is there any actual chance he knew Ashley Young still plays for United?

Mango Ungo tribe performing a voodoo ritual - sucking the life out of a white man

>been a United fan your entire life
>help the club rebuild Old Trafford after the WW2 blitz
>take your children and eventually grandchildren to games
>bond with your sons through Man United and football, in a time when men were men and didn't speak their feelings
>grow old and get the news that you're terminal
>make it known to your son that your last dying wish is to shake the hands of the United legends you never got meet in person
>"I'll see what I can do dad", "thank you son"
>your health deteriorates, you know the end is coming soon
>you get a call from Man Utd and are told to expect some "special visitors" later in the day
>hoping the club would send round Bryan Robson and Denis Law to see you off
>you hear a car pull up the drive way, and despite the unbearable chest pains, you sit up to greet your guests
>nigger beats blare outside and your bed frame shakes from the vibrations
>in strolls 4 nogs that you swear mugged you a couple years ago coming back from the shops
>"alright bruv, you must be Albert. We heard you're a big fan"
>they break for one second from crowding your granddaughter to bundle a shirt over your crippled body so their "international fans" can see what they're doing in their down time
>as you drift off into the abyss, the big one pockets your antique clock whilst the others dab with your family

>Pogba gets paid 110 mil for shitting up the pitch while less fortunate United lifelongs are literally rotting away because they cant pay for decent treatment

Came here to post this. Good job stormbro; report back immediately.

>whilst the others dab with your family

The World's Most Expensive Dab King meme will never stop making me laugh

reminds me of this

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Is this George Best's final moments?

Wow such bantz

Sometimes 4chin can be great.

Im going to hell for this, fucking dying of laughter.

those never fail to amuse

>this thread

This.

F

The other players probably didn't know he was still at the club.

:o

It's a changeling!

This picture is really retarded. The kid is also black.

t. assmad SJW

fuck you you son of a bitch i spit my tea

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He doesn't look like he knows what's going on.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

JUST

nigga he go' blacked

How could they think this was a good idea.

>tfw you wanted to see Cantona, Beckham and Roy Keane, but you get 4 Andy Coles instead.

>win narrowly thanks to refball lol united no class xD

Please kys

Underrated

>win narrowly

You see the MOTD highlights too, huh?

Best thread of the day desu

Underrated

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He is actually.

Alcoholism is one of the most misunderstood conditions, I feel for him.

hahaha, well meme'd
I sent your pics to ladbible

I could be wrong, but that looks like a bunch of Argentinians getting ready to steal that dying United fan's possessions, three of them even look like they are eyeing up the blu-ray player in that photo

>tf
>tt

lmao

>at last. let's go shopping for jeans ash

How not to be an alcoholic
1. Don't buy alcohol
2. Don't steal alcohol
3. Under any circumstances do no drink alcohol

wow so hard

OFFICIAL LIST OF BANTEROUS NAMES THAT GUY COULD GET ON THE BACK OF HIS UNITED SHIRT.

1. TIMOTHY FOSSIL-MENSAH
2. PAUL THE PLUGBA
3. LUKE SHAW-LY DEATH IS BETTER THAN THIS
4. DAVID DECAY
5. PADDY MCNEARING DEATH
6. ZLATAN BURIEDINADITCH
7. ERIC DIELLY
8. MEMPHIS DEDIE
9. MARCUS ASHFORD
10. MICHAEL NOCUREICK

9001. ROONEY (HE IS MORE ALIVE THAN ROONEY WAS AGAINST CITY)

>No David Dead Gea

Ya blew it, the easiest thing in the world and ya blew it

I will literally sink your boring little Dependency.

It's fucking horrific and I hope you never have to witness it.

Well since I have a modicum of sense control I won't witness it

Ah yes, lets blame Rooney for the defeat when Pogba was far worse.

wew la

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Rooney has been shit for 3 years.

Blind Daily.

>pneumonia

fucking golden thread

Marcus Dodo

I don't get it.

Gascoigne hasn't looked good recently.