Trips decide what I cook for my gf
Trips decide what I cook for my gf
Your earlobes.
spaghetti
Make some pasta and put a little of your own shit in it
White rice
Eggs
Aspic (congealed chicken/fish/beef)
It's good homie and easy to make, plus the chicken or beef can be served another day
shit
Pabst blue ribbon 24 oz
Bring it to a boil and then lower heat to a simmer for about6 minutes
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Toast
Moose meat
Spaghetti with vomit
Toaster strudel with glazed cum
chop your dick off and deep fry it
reroll for this, do it OP
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oh shit son
kek
Microwaved cream cheese from anons fridge
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that's not parmesan
Have her a prepared British breakfast next time they wake up
OP here
fuck why would you do this user.
She loves spaghetti, too.
Inb4 I kill her with my kek juice
Op, plz deliver
You better deliver mate
You may need to eat something first.
Make it something you know she likes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
pics or it shant have happened, thine Sup Forumstard
Suppose you could swallow some sauce and spoon to your tonsils. Add some olive oil to counter any bile taste. Some parmesan to mislead the tongue. .. She wont even know.
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OP here,
Another set of trips decide what I eat for the vomit
>vomiting spaghetti on spaghetti
but what if someone says shit
your own shit.
Roll
Rerull.
Rere
>She wont even know.
rool.
some tomato sauce with some apples and some vinegar
Ruh
Eat vomit, then vomit the vomit.
Ruh ruh
Uh... rolling.
Hmmm. Does this count as a get?
A live hamster. A bird or other rodent will work too.
Make a batch of really good spaghetti, then eat half of it, and invite your gf over to the table. Then put some spaghetti on a plate, and right before you let her eat it, vomit all over it, and then say
>bon appetit
Damn. So close. Re roll.
reroll
Roll
If so eat a roll. Then barf it.
I say eat a live hamster and a small bird at the same time.
Almost quads, this meme magic is strong add a goldfish and maybe we got it.
Make sure you do it as you serve it to her. And remember from what someone else said.
>Bon apetit
off by single digits time to go kill myself
roll
Human sandwiches
Remember to use ipecac
Roll
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Boil a sock
Your dick in a hot dog bun.
Roll
>inverse digits
fuck kek what are you doing to us
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Roll
My fucking cum.
Spiders
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Roll
cheese
roll pls get
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Trips got
Do eet!
Tripsget
This but add pet food.
SOCLOSE
REEEEEEROLL
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shit
reroll because fuck
I give my meme magic to you sir!
Got
your gf
Why the fuck does this keep getting almost trips?
Also, rooolliieee pooollliiieee
Rollin
>how do I keep missing these
fuck me in the eye
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Winrar!
Roll
HAHA FINALLY
FUCK
OP
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO NOW
Surely OP will deliver
double confirmed
Double trips for same post
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Meth
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Lobster
Op, holyshit plz deliver.
OP here
Shit my boots Sup Forums I might as well kill her
Which petfood would be most subtle?
Would adding dogfood to ravioli be too obvious? Or what
Whatever you have, let's make this shit quick.
Pic:proof
>kibbles and meatballs
>extra featherchini
>a la mode