Trips decide what I cook for my gf

Trips decide what I cook for my gf

Your earlobes.

spaghetti

Make some pasta and put a little of your own shit in it

White rice
Eggs
Aspic (congealed chicken/fish/beef)

It's good homie and easy to make, plus the chicken or beef can be served another day

shit

Pabst blue ribbon 24 oz

Bring it to a boil and then lower heat to a simmer for about6 minutes

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Toast

Moose meat

Spaghetti with vomit

Toaster strudel with glazed cum

chop your dick off and deep fry it

reroll for this, do it OP

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oh shit son

kek

Microwaved cream cheese from anons fridge

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that's not parmesan

Have her a prepared British breakfast next time they wake up

OP here

fuck why would you do this user.
She loves spaghetti, too.

Inb4 I kill her with my kek juice

Op, plz deliver

You better deliver mate

You may need to eat something first.
Make it something you know she likes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

pics or it shant have happened, thine Sup Forumstard

Suppose you could swallow some sauce and spoon to your tonsils. Add some olive oil to counter any bile taste. Some parmesan to mislead the tongue. .. She wont even know.

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OP here,

Another set of trips decide what I eat for the vomit

>vomiting spaghetti on spaghetti
but what if someone says shit

your own shit.

Roll

Rerull.

Rere

>She wont even know.

rool.

some tomato sauce with some apples and some vinegar

Ruh

Eat vomit, then vomit the vomit.

Ruh ruh

Uh... rolling.

Hmmm. Does this count as a get?

A live hamster. A bird or other rodent will work too.

Make a batch of really good spaghetti, then eat half of it, and invite your gf over to the table. Then put some spaghetti on a plate, and right before you let her eat it, vomit all over it, and then say
>bon appetit

Damn. So close. Re roll.

reroll

Roll

If so eat a roll. Then barf it.

I say eat a live hamster and a small bird at the same time.

Almost quads, this meme magic is strong add a goldfish and maybe we got it.

Make sure you do it as you serve it to her. And remember from what someone else said.
>Bon apetit

off by single digits time to go kill myself
roll

Human sandwiches

Remember to use ipecac

Roll

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Boil a sock

Your dick in a hot dog bun.

Roll

>inverse digits
fuck kek what are you doing to us

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Roll

My fucking cum.

Spiders

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Roll

cheese

roll pls get

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Trips got

Do eet!

Tripsget

This but add pet food.

SOCLOSE
REEEEEEROLL

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shit

reroll because fuck

I give my meme magic to you sir!

Got

your gf

Why the fuck does this keep getting almost trips?
Also, rooolliieee pooollliiieee

Rollin

>how do I keep missing these
fuck me in the eye

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Winrar!

Roll

HAHA FINALLY

FUCK

OP

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO NOW

Surely OP will deliver

double confirmed

Double trips for same post

W I N R A R
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Meth

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Lobster

Op, holyshit plz deliver.

OP here

Shit my boots Sup Forums I might as well kill her

Which petfood would be most subtle?
Would adding dogfood to ravioli be too obvious? Or what

Whatever you have, let's make this shit quick.

Pic:proof

>kibbles and meatballs
>extra featherchini
>a la mode