If you're a man and you don't have hemorrhoids, then you arent really a man. Prove me wrong

If you're a man and you don't have hemorrhoids, then you arent really a man. Prove me wrong

What?

Nigga wut

If you don't drink loads of beer and eat loads of hotwings and don't have a destroyed butt hole, you havent ascended to manhood yet.

See where this is going

Can I destroy your butthole?

Hemorrhoids are most commonly received when sitting on your fat ass all day. Real men are physically active. Prove me wrong Steven Hawking

True that

That's not how you get hemorrhoids

Fuck yeah it is.

If having hemorrhoids makes you a real man, you can call me Dwayne Johnson.

I reckon I have but I've never looked.
Drink roughly 40+ beers a week when I can afford it.
Eat vindaloo all the time.
Put naga chilli sauce on basically everything.

My guts and arsehole must be fucked.

Manly as fuck.

My ass hole iches and burns like a thousand suns 24/7, makes me feel like chopping down a tree in the middle of winter shirtless.

This isn't evidence of you being a man. It's just evidence of how hard you're willing to take it in the ass. Personally, I'm a top and hemorrhoid free.

That guy looks hurt

Post Hemorrhoid cures pls.

Becoming a women.

Fuck off cunt, my butt hurts and I needs fixing
My trap bf can't ride me anymore

That's like asking to prove the sun doesn't taste like maple syrup. Fuck off with your stupid statement.faggot.

>trap bf
>bf
wot

What you gay?

You must be all of 17 years old then user

Hgc

A trap can't be a boy, newfag.
They have a feminine dick

>not knowing double reverse traps
Enjoy sucking your gfs cock FAGGO

>double reverse traps
N-nani?

I'm not your nanny, ya fuckig faggot.

>he's this far in the closet