OFFICIAL SEX POSITIONS POWER RANKINGS

1. Missionary (Coital Alignment)
2. Reverse cowgirl*
3. Doggy
4. Prone bone
5. Spooning/Side
6. Cowgirl
7. Sitting
8. Kneel together
9. Standing from behind
10. The butterfly

9001. 69

*Ass required

>Hot Carl not at #1

Sex actually is a sport.

1. Doggy
2. Cowgirl
3. Missionary
Everything else is fine too. I don't really know desu.

>mfw i cant doggy with my girl because im only 2 inches taller meaning she has longer legs and when we're on the bed i weigh more than her so i sink deeper into the bed making the leg height difference even greater

Manlet detected

>prone bone not number uno

Power ranking is a sport.

Also getting gets on other boards is a sport.

>no facesitting

wheelbarrow > all
powerfuck like you're doing doggy but you get to look at the titties

Stop being a fucking manlet and start being a man

Spooning, because you can go from orifices 1 & 2 very easily.

when will they ever learn

not a sport

> prone bone not uncontested #1
OP has never fucked

Where are frotting and docking?

There are only 4 positions.
Missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl and spooning. Anything else is a variation or not sex proper.

>Any form of cowgirl

GAY DETECTED

missionary is boring.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>tfw looked these up and my grandma had a heart attack

thanks a lot asshole!

This is the exact list I was going to post. The only one besides I've tried was spooning/side and that sucked so it would go way at the bottom

If you don't think doggy is #1 you're a little faggot and you should just kill yourself

>he isn't at least 7 inches

>anything besides doggy #1

Not boring if you gaze into your lover's eyes, tenderly.

Delet this.

I come to escape my shortcomings (no sex life), not be reminded of them.

>tfw saving myself for marriage
Who else /no premarital sex/ here?

not by my choice but yeah

Bro we all can make it.

A year ago I was a sad virgin and now I'm incredibly happy.
Little habits to improve yourself every day until. The pain you've suffered has built the hidden framework for a vibrant mindset once you realize that with prolonged habits, you can achieve.

Stupid doggyfags

Cowgirl for sure

this

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1. Prone bone
2. Doggy
3. Cow girl

Reverse cowgirl hurts my dick since she's leaning the other way.

Missionary and spooning are the most boring positions ever created, especially missionary. Spooning is just mediocre but can be okay if done spontaneously.

Anything else is just fine.

Lmao you're just saying this because no girl wants you

>she

>Reverse Cowgirl
The only time this position is useful, is when you're filming porn

Doggy is #1

>implying you don't grab her arms so she sinks down and use them like you are riding in a sleigh.

why do girls like doggy so much?

Is /brosp/ dare I say it, back?

don't jinx it you cunt

Because it goes deeper?

>Sex
idk who she is

>prone bone not #1

Also the GOAT anal position.

Pillow under her hips can change things up nicely.

>tfw you have a shower with the gf and you slap her arse and she pats your dick

Deeper.
Also, you push or lean on their arch pic #2 to get them back to #1

>tfw gf and i have been wanting to try anal but dont know how to start
also, kinda worried her butthole isn't entirely clean all the way in when sticking my dick in

lube up a finger or two and get her used to the weird sensation

if she's ok with it slowly go in with a few inches of your dick and see how she reacts

>tfw your gf has no ass and you're an ass monster, but you love her

It's not the hole that won't be clean, it's the inside. And it will not be clean unless she does some enema first. You have been warned.

>Not ranking the Cleveland steamer at 1.
Pleb

Appreciate the kind words, but I'm beyond the point where platitudes mean anything.

whats the butterfly?

>tfw 6'5'' and gf is 5'3'' so all positions are awkward

Nothing wrong with deepthroat mind

>tfw to intelligent to have sex before marriage

Left: random sloot #71 that has no life outside of getting fucked and going to clubs, probably gave me herpes last week

Right: wife material

here

>Cleveland steamer
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

/nosexatallwhatsoever/

This

1. kissing on the lips