I have a 300 word essay due tomorrow on the history of china but i havent started what should i do?

i have a 300 word essay due tomorrow on the history of china but i havent started what should i do?

China invented everything.

first there was an emporer
than he was killed
then there was a "government"
that didnt last long
japan invaded
britan + yurop invaded
mao
communism
communism/capitalist system now
the donald devalues the yuan to have the same purchasing power as a pile of shit

this and also figured out how to travel to moon first

Get started.

oh yeah and taiwan and hong kong and hsbc and you know just fill in the blanks

Do it. If you can't do it in like 1-2 hours you are either 10yo or retarded

Dude, you could write 300 words just on the Chin dynasty alone. You're not even trying

op is trolling. 300 words is less than a page. 2-3 paragraphs tops

havent seen this old cancer meme in a while

Qing dynasty
Han dynasty
Ming dynasty
Mao
iPhones

300 words is ez just write it

boiling froot loops isnt a good start

get fucking wasted and start typing, bitch!

the only thing the hillary and bill liked about china was their criminal millionaire donors

obtain dubs is the only answer

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yeah heaps of corruption there right to the top too. i remember reading something about how all this money is floating around the chinar presidents immediate family.

I can write 1,600 words in about thirty minutes and win a fucking award.

I just wrote a past time nine page piece of prose, finished it about an hour ago. Actually, only took me about three hours to flesh it out. Hoping for the best reception.

This means that you can do the damn report.

>I only type with one hand.

thats gooooddddd

300 words is literally like 6 fuking sentences

300 words shouldn't take you but 1hr max. I'll even give you a title

Chinga Chang Chong: Show Me That Dong (A in depth look at Chinese Dick Sizes)

That's 15 words right there and a topic you will enjoy. Godspeed OP.

Look who has a big dick. Would you like to list off some more of your resume for us?

100 on the great wall
100 on the best dynasty (ming)
100 wordS on their economic growth in recent years

SHIT EZY YOU LAZY FUCKA

this makes me want to boil some cereal

what does pussy taste like?

I'm not OP but I am now tempted to write this essay. Thanks.

Stop being an underage faggot. 300 words is LITERALLY nothing. I could write that with my dick. Just go write that shit and go to bed. High school starts early.

I would do a time stamp, but it's not fully done yet, getting through with the signings of the "regards" and adding on the stamps. And, something else... hehe.

this

Like pennys in milk. Or kinda like a bag of sand.

Copy paste my friend

OP is either in middle school or has to take remedial classes.
>300 words ain't shit
>never go to college

300 words? What are you, a Freshman in High School?

For fuck's sake.

You'll probably do more than 300 words in this thread.

Ching Chong ping pong Fing Fong, all I know about China is they make pee pee in your coke

Who is your friend? Can you post a picture so I can copy and paste it, as you have suggested?

Sheeeit.

You can barely squish the eras of China into 300 words.

Just listing, with a short description, the dynasties, Chiang Kai Shek, and the PRC will get you there with just enough space left over to mention The Rape of Nanking, Tibet, and Taiwain.

Isn't China that boy band?
But seriously just pick a household item I bet it's maid in China copy pasta history on that item

Did you know 300 words is pussy shit and its about the size of two paragraphs? Dont be a bitch and do it