ITT: Characters who are literally you

ITT: Characters who are literally you

Itt: I found a character I think is cool so Im lying to myself and others about me being similar to them.

So you literally killed two people with a baseball bat? The fuck

Screw you. My friends say I'm a big bad guy. So I automatically win

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sorry, you don't get to bring friends

He wouldn't be posting this.

You may have been more accurate by posting pic related.

me, i'm kevin arnold.

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>the walking dead
ew

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>pop
>pop

>Genius-level intellect
>Brilliant strategist and tactician
>Peak-human athlete and martial artist
>Photographic memory
>Preternatural reflexes and reaction time
>Vast wealth and access to advanced technological resources

All checks

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Always

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You sound like you're more like Mac MacDonald in real life.

Toss up between two of them. #1

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Literally me.

Monkey man

See

Between Ryan and Bojack Horseman, without being famous

nope
this is as honest as it gets

and #2. Currently being groomed by a local politician to take their place when they run for a higher office. Only because I married their niece. Thing is, I can fuck over this politician if I ever want their office and my wife is all for it.

Guess nobody likes you den.

you dint' do none of that shit.

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You sound like you're real fun at parties, Kevin.

I have literally every aspect of Obi-Wan Kenobi even down to the pacifism unless required otherwise

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Ive been told im a lot like him

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are you a big guy?

For you

This thread is full of fucking morons.

I hope you all die.

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Pacifism with exception ≠ pacifism

You mean being a good guy.

Also, you may as well be a pacifist. Odds are no one wants anything you've got bad enough to hurt you, and you'll never stand against anything dangerous.

See

>Projecting this hard

>newfag detected

my twin

literally me 24/7 my back up chromosome activates and i go through life with the face.

you have HIV?

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I wasn't talking about being a pacifist because of conflicts. It's not in me to fight because I feel that fighting proves nothing other than who is too stupid to use words to solve their differences. I would only ever do it if my life was in danger and it's as simple as that.

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Top kek when the kid finds out that is a man!

> awesome sabre skills
> Force powers
> literally a god.

sure you are just like him...

I am not a cop.

But EVERYTHING about this guy is who I am. I am intelligent, arrogant, an alcoholic, irresponsible, can't let go of things, sleep around and cheat.

>ITT: We prove how much we know about pop culture and how edgy we are
pic related its me

Kid his age probably won't care. He's probably jerking off to rocks that look vaguely like tits.

My real name is Frank and I was told by several people it's terrifying how similar how we act to piss off stupid people.

Yeah that's not him as a person
That's him as a Jedi

Frank is literally a character designed to be cancerous.

You are a fucking shit person.

Thanks user.

I literally devour planets and shit.

>using a leaked image when its already released

>boop

this isn't even my final form

>Super-human strength and reflexes
>Smoke cigars
>Mustache
>Sociopath
>Superb military marksman
>Superior hand to hand combat skills
>knowledge of all weapons
>Very funny guy with sick sense of humor
>Few people like me
>My friends call me the comedian

>leather top

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OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING

how do we stop this

>I play an awesome original game
>I really like these characters
>I don't like them because they appeal to anime lovers
>but I watch anime cause I'm a faggot so I jerk off to video game characters with shitty writing

>is literally a fag

>pic related it's me

op sounds autistic

yeah you wish, faggot

It's much more gray than even that. You come upon someone unable to defend themself being raped. Talk the rapist out of it or be old ben. Hint: he would not pacify himself.

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ok josh

smartass who is occasionally dumb
russian fiance
not a spy, sadly

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Haha yeah I'm edgy posting this

Negan is literally shane if rick didn't ghost him.

It's arine saint amore. Google her

>Genius-level intellect
>Wield and employ owl-themed gadgets and weaponry
>Own flying/submarine owl shaped ship that I affectionately refers to as "Archie"
>Great athlete and hand-to-hand combatant
>Misunderstood
>Always do what's right
>Cuck

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I'm fat and I'm balding slowly. Plus I smoke weed so I'm a little slow.

He fucked Manhattans girl. You don't get any more alpha than fucking gods girlfriend.

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I'd smoke and watch tv with this dude.

No. Shane isn't sadistic, charismatic, or ambitious enough to do what Negan had to have done.

This guy expect not black

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Not even kidding it's complicated

Aah, he knew better than most how little that godling cared for mortal trappings like fidelity. Cuck suits him more than alpha.

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I'm actually high af watch Netflix rn

You arent as cool as you think you are, negan

I honestly and wholeheartedly believe that it's time for a new species to be top dog on this planet

Me irl

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