Got some damn chocolate milk here, but I have to tend to a phone call. Can you guys watch this for me? Thanks!

Got some damn chocolate milk here, but I have to tend to a phone call. Can you guys watch this for me? Thanks!

I should be back in about ten minutes!

Sure thing, no problem, buddy.

lets ruffie his chocolate milk

I got you fam no worries

OP....I'm....I'm so sorry.... How can I make it up to you?

Sure thing, no problem, buddy.

SHIT CLEAN IT UP BEFORE OP GETS BACK

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Dude you think he will notice if I move it like 4 inches to the left? I like to live dangerously.

pee on it

guys, he'll be back soon...!

IT'S FINE I GOT MORE
Fuck fuck fuck I hope he doesn't notice it's store bought....does anyone have a glass to put it in?

*almost knocks it over*

I'm pretty sure that's not chocolate milk...

refill it with diarrhea. he'll never notice.

Cmon guys, no need to cry over spilt milk

You dirty fucking slut

MODS

Shit guys I tried to clean it up but I think I made it worse

out

here

Whew, that was stressful. I could really go for some chocolate milk. Hope they kept it safe!

I got a spare cup

SHIT HE'S COMING
QUICK QUICK POUR IT

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Okay, we're good... I hope he doesn't notice the taste fuck fuck fuck FUCK

Guys. Why is there a milk stain on the floor?

Fuck I dropped a dick in it

UM OP IT REALLY ISN'T HOW IT LOOKS
IT'S UH
I SHIT ON THE FLOOR

SEE YOUR MILK IS FINE HEH HEH...

Whelp, I appreciate the effort. Seeya.

bye

We need two glasses now!

He prefers white milk