Best roast of my ex gets her nude zip dumped

Best roast of my ex gets her nude zip dumped

If i wanted to fuck a horse i would go to a stable. At least there I wouldn't have to worry about have to deal with two cunts.

Jesus christ her forehead is so goddamn big I could write my master's thesis on it.

That bitch whiter than frosty the Snowman's ass

That's definitely a fivehead

Fuck that shit. Just dump.

yea man just dump em!

Bitch got that long-neck talkin motherfuckin Zack & Weezy status, lookin like fuckin Little Foot in this bitch, get that hoe some tree stars so she'll BTFO

She dated you

Just accept that she cheated on you and move on faggot

...

*Shadbase slowly lifted up his shirt*
"shad-"
"shhhh"
*he pressed his finger against my lips*
"only dreams now"
+it all happened so fast+
*shabase rammed his tablet up my anal cavity*
*whimper*
"Thats not all i can fit up there"
* he then grabed his size 4 boot and shoved it up as well*
*cumming buckets*

Her hair lookin like a banana peel

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She got 5 strands of hair on her head and skin white enough to hide behind in Antarctica. She seems to be quite versed in the ultimate slutty duck face but she can't even pull off a god damn smile. Look at her skinny ass, I bet she can barely even lift that gay ass little toy-breed dog she loves dragging around everywhere because she thinks a tiny dog is "fashionable".

Why show us pics of Trailer Trash Trisha, the nigger loving redneck?

Plus those roots are fucking awful.

She's ugly and has a receding hairline and looks like she sucks dick for cereal.

She looks like the kind of girl who wears yoga pants because she thinks they hide her flat ass. She thinks she's healthy because she's skinny, but the only reason she isn't fat is because she smokes so much.

rekt

"Hi, my name is Common Starbucks Whore, and YOU'RE watching Disney Channel" face ass

what a sickly looking human. I bet her body is atrocious

OP wont deliver LOL

So how many guys does she fuck when she gets wasted at frat parties?

"You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her think..."

Looks like a discount Muppet

dump or gtfo OP. We just wanna fap then go to bed

I'd make a roast from her upper thigh, over aromatic and root vegetables. Salting liberally and searing in olive oil first. Seasoned with peppercorn, thyme, oregano, and lavender, bake in a low oven until falling off the bone.

(OP)

She looks like she'll become a Xanax and box wine wife in the future.

Just put up a mega and get on with it, let everybody have some fun.

Brittany Spears and meth had a baby lookin ass. You're the, "Not worth the condom," girl at parties. Looking like the Burger King of women - always smells like fish, and for a pocket full of change you'll give it up any way they want it.

future trophy wife of a trailer owner

Why roast her, she's beautiful.
I would give anything to have a cute blonde gf

Type of girl who would let you put it in her ass for 2 tall boys and 5 menthols

she already looks roasted in the first picture

She looks like the type who cries after sex

>that pale skin
>that forehead
>that neck

Earthworm Jim had a daughter

Someone needs to slap her grandfather for that hairline

This cunt hasn't any nudes of her. 404 the prick.