See these two in your room... wwyd?

see these two in your room... wwyd?

Give the ugly one a nose job.

Shoot them because they are trespassing on my property.

Immediately call the I.N.S.

BTFO. The left one looks like a dude and the left is ugly af

stop time and throw knives at them

I would ask them to if they interested in have some eggs with me.

Fuck them bloody with a stick

Put on a skirt and do the beyonce dance with them

who are they? post moar

I'd pay them to clean my place. And give the beverages of their choice.

would tell shreks wife pheona on the right to go home

tell them i have no gold to give to their goblin pockets

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK
THEY HAVE TO GO BACK
BUILD
THE
WALL

Start a normal conversation, with my main goal trying to lowkey dab on the girl on the right because of her ugly ass nose...

Say things like: "Hey can you smell that?"

Or add a shit ton of isreal puns into our conversations, one textbook manouver would be if they ended up talking about some sort of male actor, and I could be all like: "Yo ishereal?" Get it? Isreal?? (I'm a beta male with no life, pls gimme sissy captions to fap to)

"Who the hell let these ugly bitches in here?"
Yell out door "James, are you fucking cheating on me, brah? What the fuck?"

fuck arlene while the other one licks my balls and begs me for my dick

Tell them to go back to their mud hut in the bush and ask them where they stole their human clothes

Kick them out...THATS TRESPASSING!!!

The fucking Padres ? Support a real team.

Also: nose jobs - STAT.

Kindly ask them to leave.

I'd leave. They look like they're from New Jersey. Neck down...I'd say they're 8/10. But the one on the left looks like I'd be listening to this the whole time..."OH GAWD! OH CRAP! OH GAWD! OH CRAP! OH CRAP! OH CRAP! OH GAWD! OOOOOOOOOH CRAAAAP!"

Suplex them!

give them boiled eggs

call them fucking sluts, useless pieces of shit attention whoring brainless retards.
Then we ask them politely yet firmly yo leave.