Okay so my room mate is passed the fuck out in my bed

Okay so my room mate is passed the fuck out in my bed.

What do?

Climb in and take a nap, they look cold.

Show them tits is what.

Sharpie in pooper

Nothing. Let him sleep like the sweet prince he is.

That's a girl you dip

With a body like that, it might as well be a dude.

The point is that you should let people sleep. Sleep is nice and I like to sleep. Do you like sleep? I think you dooooo >u

Show them tits

You sure about that?

Wtf?

I'm not going to move her. If she wakes up and catches me I'm royally fucked. like, sexual conviction kinda fucked.

am i the onlyone that seen the bra tanline?

Doubt a dude use laced panties, got long hair and a mark across their back from wearing a bra

move the covers some man, she won't notice that

Then GTFO

But she's in YOUR bed.

Then there is nothing good you can do. So don't post it, faggot.

touch her see if she responds or something

That's not my experience from Sup Forums at all.

Fair, but with the amount of faggots on Sup Forums lately I'm not sure 'till I see a vagina

Reee at the top of your lungs you stupid faggot

That looks like a the most obvious invitation I've ever seen. Are you socially retarded OP?

lol (s)he rly looks like a dude on this pic
not even baiting

Say tits or GTFO

Cover her nicely with the blanket. Let her sleep in peace.

I'm trusting op this time.

What is the point of this thread then faggot?

Show tits!!!!

Yeah, that looks like a pretty obvious invitation. You could always climb in and just cuddle he(r)? Choice is up to you OP.

Move the fucking cover, if she wakes up tell her you were trying to wake her up anyway, time for her to fuck off home

double that
you are a disgrace OP

Could always just tell her to move a bit so you can go lay down in your own bed.
If she just moves to the other end your good to go

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

you fucked yourself the moment you moved in with a female you dip shit, don't cry to us now. Get your beta cuck ass on the couch and stfu.

Wait... Passed out as in
"Drunk" Passed out
Or Just Asleep?

If shes drunk, don't do anything. bad idea.
if shes not, then fucking climb in dude.
its your bed. what is she gonna do?!?

It's my room mate dip shit. She either passed out in the wrong room or intentionally went into mine but either way would be uncomfortable waking up next to me

are you m or f

welp, you already initiated it dipshit. no turning back now!

Dude, come on, just get the fuck in there and see what happens...... Then let us know

Molest her gayass

manly hand dumbass

Timestamp on your hand

She is passed out drunk. Otherwise I wouldn't be here being a faggot.

why hasn't anyone challenged you for a time stamp yet?

Yeah night call, time stamp

> Filthy shitskin hand
Kill yourself you fucking subhuman

Fuck her or you are a fag

SUBHUMAN OH GOD THATS BEAUTIFUL

because this is Sup Forums and everything is fake.

he is just the usual faggot who uploads the same set he found here sometime in 2011, expecting some applause and some fapping guide

i puked

Show us her tits

/thread

Shove your dick down her throat and if she doesn't wake up then you are A ok to stick it in her pooper

Has anyone heard of google image search before? This is fake. Sage. Abandon thread

Doesn't anyone notice there are multiple "OPs" here.

There's 1 fag who goes here without a timestamp or any goddamn reason as he won't even show what kind of gender that thing is

Then there's at least 1 other fag who likes tho make people believe he's OP without the whole (OP) thing.

>if she doesn't wake up you're A okay

or his dick is fucking pathetic.

Pee on him

Probably this

Throw blanket over her. Greet her with 'Nice tits' when she wakes up.

it would explain why he's creeping instead of spreading her legs.

Just keep taking pics. This is my fetish

timestamp

Are you fucking blind? He's clearly white

it's been 17 minutes since op last posted, i think it's safe to assume he got BUSTED

Still here. Been playing with her pussy :-)

TimeStamp you fucking faggot.

fake and gay. Abandon thread. Kill yourself op.

ok so it's fake, now i can finally leave

>distinct lack of timestamp

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Shit in his underwear.
1) Get a shoebox or something
2) Shit in it
3) Put the turd in his underwear

OP here. Decided on cucumber in ass.

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I'm not here for your entertainment I'm playing with a vagina while you're jerking off on Sup Forums.

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Touch her boobs and report back on how they feel

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Fake and gay. Move on people.

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