Waifu claiming thread.
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>This is not Sup Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Tali escalated it way earlier
Fascntig
Miku claimed.
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Claiming Felix
Claim
Is that a Kitten?
Never assumed you'd be one to go full on 2lewd.
Hehehe, we'll see about that.
>N-Nonon pls!
still here
and
ill pass
he speaks truth tho i usually go from 0-infinity real fast
Is that a senpai?
I try to be full of surprises!
>pulls the string harder to untie the knot
Oops! ;^)
Tali pls, I like to play with my food before eating.
I just remembered I have work tomorrow.
Claimed?
Indeed it is. What's up, Kitten?
Then surprise me!
>I'll have you know, I'm fairly good at typing knots. :^)
>Purple eyes
>Short hair
Bretty gud
it's 4 am it's time to sleep g'night
Goodnight
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Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
Morning.
7 GET
Nothing at the moment
Trying to choose if I'm going to stay awake all day or go to sleep for a few extra hours before i leave for school
7 PLS
roll
Hi.
Roll.
Roll
Take the sleep. I had that same choice today, and holy shit am I glad I opted for a few extra hours.
7 REEEEEEEEEEEe
FFFFFFFFFFF GIB 7
Whelp, time to kms
>stares at makoto for awhile
>plunges for that deep kiss
I-I'm sorry....
roll
Nice guitar.
Alright, i will soon then
Also gg on getting four three times in a row
Rolling for senpai
>I wish I could be selfish without feeling like a complete cunt.
Wouldn't this make life so much easier? Unfortunately, I have this inability to just be this way if I actually like a person
On the flip side, I don't usually like people, so it doesn't happen too often
>I'm glad that you don't mind
Of course I don't mind!
W-W-What?!
>4 three times in a row
Fucking just...
>That picture
I am so happy I found that.
Almost got it senpai!
Maybe this time I'll get it for you
>squeezes makoto's inner thigh one last time
I-I gotta go!
>phone is dying and so am I (energy wise)
I love guitars! Did you know nonon was originally supposed to be a gothic lolita rocker?
>Tfw will never get a 7
Jeeez, if this is how you're gunna act irl, then... jeeeeeeez!
>RIP Phone, we never knew who was
>RIP Nonon, never even energy'd
I didn't, but that's pretty interesting.
As much as I love gothic lolitas I think her final design is much more fresh and unique.
I still want to see her dressed like that tho.
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Sh
Watch this
7 GET
HOLD IT!
Leg Goddess? Have you returned?
An attempt was made.
Son of a bitch
Does lord kek want lewds, is that it?
Or at least semi lewds?
Gonna keep trying
>9 again
Pls lord kek give us 7
Havent had one of these for a while.
And I was totally paying attention
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well I give up
I'm gonna go to be now, senpai so goodnight
Goodnight /waifu/
Top lewd, Kitten. Have a good sleep!
GG Rory. Enjoy the taste of my failure!
Don't touch my fucking waifu user
I see, you are not the Leg Goddess.
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You are all pathetic and thirst for cock. Calcium is love. Calcium is life.
Claimed
You should be purged.
hm?
Weeb nigger, go fuck your half dead usb robot nigger :^)
Cancerous weeb
Haha, waking up at 6am? Maybe I should go to bed before 4am. Funny jokes.
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This is the sorta shit that happens when I post.
Fuckin' ay.
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roof or something i dont fucking remember
カラミチーマス
It's kinda dead in here isn't it?
Best Girl Reporting in. I'm huge in Japan Edition.
It's that time and the rude as fuck phoneposter isn't here to bump for us so...
D e d
Hi
Wheres my bb slacho?
HELLOOOO
Sachi's dead.
He's fucking de-
Hey
Nice
Nice nice
Good nice, nice in Nice, France.
Claimed
shino bunni
N i c e
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Bump
Test
Test Sage Bump Nonoko
Nondage bump
R A W R X 3
It's dead Jim.
How's car?
Kirara claim.
WHITE POWER
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90% of them look male haha
ur dad looks male haha
It been a while but you cucks need to be reminded, raifu's are the best waifus.
theres my babbby! how u qt bby yiff yiff bork bork?
hi
Sachi’s dead
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said Sup Forums was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
Hello
YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.
I guess I'll take Kyoko then..
Claimed
i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
i was cc-fag/uta-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
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quick way to sing it:
vocaroo.com
any other ways are accepted
if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotr
I like how people who try to figure out the origin of the “meme” don’t even know where it came from originally. I’ll tell you where it came from. From me. I just made it up. Elitism is something horrible. Elitism is something that’s coming. It’s coming soon. It has nothing to do with Mai. I’m not elitist enough to make those kind of references. Seeing it become a meme kinda killed doing further elitist things in the future (for me anyway) but maybe I’ll do one when you least expect it.