This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)

shot him down. No more needed. nothing he can do

Good old lead poisoning.

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thats ok.. what he never will know is that i fuck his bitches when he is in gym..

Why does the circumference of the arms of the dude outperforme those of his legs?

Wonder how he slaps my girlfriend's ass when she broke up with me 5 days ago.

i wann see dem fukkn

ask him what the weather is like up there

ikr. they're like sticks compared to the arms.

Pull out my six-shooter, send him to the morgue.

Pull out a knife and stab him in the bladder. Muscles and size will never help you against knives and guns.
I have nothing to lose and i'm hard gay.
Putting me into prison is like putting a wolf in a chicken pen, and i get free food and a bed to boot.

There's this principle that you have to understand if you want to survive through the real world.
1. There's always someone who is tougher than you no matter how tough you are.
2. There's always someone who is ready to stoop lower than you, who is dirtier than you, in order to win no matter what.

In this case, i belong to the 2nd category.

i always wonder why big guys think we live in primitive ages.
people just can shoot you, your muscles can't stop bullets. people can fill your biceps with bullets till your ams dissapppear. wtf.

I ask him what the fuck is wrong with him.

Attempt to fight him

Revenge is best served with the Internet
>find out his name and surname
>find out where his family is located
>ensnare and fuck his mother or other female family members who are alive, or fuck his son in the ass if he has one
>videotape whole thing
>put it all on the Internet
>send picture to his social media accounts
>???
>profit

he doesnt work out and get big because he wants to fight you idiot. Its more attractive and fun to work out. and healthy

1. You are an edge master cringe lord
2. Fedora is at maximum tilt and I can see the swords in your teeth.
3. I checked your dubs
4. KYS

Taser him, choke him out and skull fuck him while he's passed out.

Go full David and slingshot that mother fucker!

I tell him to get the fuck off of my right hand.

My girlfriend is 7"4" and 400 lbs.

I-I-I-I-If he is 7'2" tall t-then how tall are those g-girls?

;_;

> Get your hands off of my woman or i will be forced to destroy you. FOR MY FATHER!!

1. I'm black.
2. White bitches love us in fedoras.
3. All the females you know checked my dangling dubs.
4. Make me cracker.

Shoot him

Doesnt matter how big he is when I put 2 in his chest & one in the temple

Slap his ass right back and cop a good hard feel. Damn i wish i had an ass like what hes got.
Nohomo.

Just punch him in the face. Even if you get beat down, still gotta square up. I aint made of glass, ill survive.

>olivier richters
>holland/netherland
goodluck

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

laugh at the fact he will probably die before he's 50 and walk away

Lmao turning 360 degrees you will be facing him, I think you mean 180... #justsayin

Oh my gawd

>my Krav Maga expertise will take him
>down within 5 secs... For sure

>Richters
>Leg Day
>Not even once

Stomp that genetic disaster a new mud-hole.

I jump, swing up and hit the fucker in the knees.

Welcome friend

Fuck him in the ass to reassert dominance.

>Why is that guy slapping my palm ?

>tfw no gf

I'd suck him dry.

Just sit back and wait, tall people die sooner.

manlet detectes

Teleport behind him. Katana in hand.'Nothing personal kid'.

Heh

its just a hologram nothing personell kid

Every
Single
Time

Slap his ass right back

checked & keked

yeah he's basically hi5ing me

Slap his ass

Did work for me

Nigger might be able to press a small African nation but can be fight?

Doubt it.

I'll be too quick for him.

Question: how long to kill a man punching him in the left pec?

i do workout too. i'm not talking about what is healthy or more attractive.

i'm just thinking about why people think they will be invincible when they have muscles. if this huge muscled ultra attractive healthy dude slap my gf's ass. i simply shoot him in the arse. that's how things work in real world.

I have a girlfriend? This is news.

shoot him

be alpha and slap his ass back

Be dissapointed he didn't slap my ass

Nothing, he just looks like a twat bending down to even get in reaching distance of her arse, arse slapping only works when you stand up straight and confidently, otherwise you look like a bellend

Instant decapitation... Nothing personal, kid.

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lost

This.
Minus the gay stuff.

I'm more of a:
>follow him home
>write down address for later
>come back a week or so later
>observe habits
>one night when he goes to take the trash out, or is coming back from a night session at the gym, take a metal pole and knee cap him
>2.18m and 150kg is going to fall hard
>crack him on the back of the head
>drag him out of sight
>use metal pole to sodomise him
>maybe use the pole to fuck up his face a bit, idk, little too pretty and he might look better witht he fightclub fucked up blond guy look
>sodomise with the pole some more and leave it inserted before leaving

He wakes up tomorrow and lets see if he ever slaps another guys girl again.

2 decent blades, rest are crap

Benchmade and Buck keep
Toss the rest of that crap.

Fudd/10

Punch him in the dick, then when he bends over to grab himself I'll knock him the fuck out

I suck his pee pee

Assuming my girlfriend is dressed is one of the women surrounding him
>take my girlfriend home
>chain her to basement
>force feed her until she's too fat to be attractive
>train my body to look how she used to
>practice my makeup and grow my hair long
>become an exact copy of my gf
>find that guy
>trick him into slapping my ass
>reveal to him that he's a faggot because he slapped a man's ass
>when he starts to claim that he was tricked and he thought i was my gf
>have my gf come in and call him an idiot for confusing me with someone that fat
Check mate

make angry posts about it on Sup Forums

Kneel down and slap the fucker in the face

Made me produce laughing noise. gg

Make joke bout his small dick

We call the police.
He gets to prison for sexual assault and Jamal shows his ass some love.

Winrar.