You must post in this thread or a spider will crawl on your face while you sleep tonight

You must post in this thread or a spider will crawl on your face while you sleep tonight.

If this thread reaches 5 replies ops mother dies in her sleep tonight

underage b&

yo

lkm

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Aussy here, its not worth the risk

see
plus not a dangerous spider

not really worried about it desu

fuck

why shoud i worry? id be asleep and you never said it would bite.

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My pet spider sleeps on my forehead. He protects me from other spiders. Woke up one morning with a dead recluse next to me. He is my god

u right

in this thread or a spider will crawl on your face while you sleep tonight.

dang it

stop this shit

Wow.

Cool

k

Cool story Sup Forumsro check mine

These are getting boring

sipdm

damn boi

fuck off

ya

k

i sleep with the covers over my head, not only protecting me from spiders, but also protecting me from ghosts.

k

>mfw it's a harmless hunstman

uow?

But my lord, i have already paid my dues in order to save me from this horrid nightmare.

fuck you op

bleh

ok

:(

Ok i don't want a spider crawling on my face :D.

I think the world is going to hell again. In the Us the balance between rich and poor has gone to extremes and going even further, US is going straight to to hell.

Soviet i mean Russia is flexing their muscles again, putting missile cruisers in the middle of the Baltic Sea.

I think Europe needs to step up a lot. Being poor in Europe should mean being rich in any other country.

We must get those damn russian missile cruisers out of the Baltic Sea, the Baltic Sea and and the Bottom Bay are zones of peace and they should stay that way.

Just to be sure

Rip

Ubffmmnbbgghh

fuck you

god no

replying.

Also remember, you are never more than 3 feet away from a spider. Even in your car when you're driving.

post

Most spiders are actually harmless, why are 3 of these threads of the front page ?

Ahhhh

Fuck... this happened to me last night...

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nah

big nope

nooope

you're dumb

nope

try living in hawaii
no post can save me

What's with these stupid fucking shits appearing all over Sup Forums now?

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Dcjh

will it be a spider 2 y banana?

NIGGER

ok

absolutely haram

fuck

Cant risk this

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Fuckk you op.

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niggers

You must reply to your mother or this post will die in your sleep tonight.

better save than sorry

fuck not again

This

faggot

Ohh fuck

fck niggers

so what else is going to happen this night?
yoshida matsuro, a spider, maybe hitler's ghost?

Zz

why is this cancer back

Ok nigger

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No

K

Fuck you

fuuuuk

Well

DAMNIT

go away spoder

Pls no

Fuck that