Me, 16, junior in high school

>Me, 16, junior in high school
>Been smoking weed for about 2 years, got a few grams of sour diesel
>Parents are both gone, I decide to make a firecracker in the oven.
>I use a little over a gram in it, thinking any less won't get me as fucked up as I want.
>Go to school the next day, eat a bite of it on the way there
>I get to the commons area, decently high and sit with my friends.
>After a while they tell me my backpack smells like feed
>I had no clue it smelled as strong as it did before I came to school
>Friend tells me theyre having dogs come today to sniff our classrooms and lockers
>Already high I start to freak out
>I go to the bathroom, about to flush the edible
>Bright idea.jpg
> I decide to just eat it all, not wanting to waste it, since I love getting fucked up at school.
>Go to first period
>20 minutes pass before everything starts spinning and my legs turn to jelly (I'm on an empty stomach)
>Fucked up.jpg
>I'm freaking out, unable to communicate with my friends
>I get up, tell my teacher I'm sick and walk out of the door before he has a chance to say anything
>Sitting in bathroom stall after somehow walking to the bathroom
>Higher than I'd ever thought possible
>Every few minutes I think I couldn't get more high, then it hits me even more
>I'm certain this is what hell is like
>I tell my mom I'm sick and ask her to come get me. My friend brings me my things
>Mom comes and gets me, I get in the car. She keeps trying to speak to me and my only response is "I'm sick"
>10 minute car ride feels like hours
> I get out and go to my room
>Laying in bed and I feel like I'm a roller coaster. I'm so dizzy I'm about to vomit
>Lay there feeling like I'm doing backflips repeatedly for around 8 hours.
>0/10 would not recommend

What's the highest you've ever been on pot /b?

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Damn lucky. You got off easy dude.

I think your friends were fucking with you about the dogs though unless you live in a really bad inner city school with a huge crime/drug problem.

I want to try getting that high one day. I tried edibles once but it didn't hit me nearly as hard as I thought they would. Maybe not concentrated enough.

>be me on 18th birthday
>get dankest brownie from dealer
>tells me to eat the whole thing
I dont want to get to stoned cuz im taking ma girl to go see the first hobbit movie
>only eat half and smoke two bowls
>when in the theater it starts to hit, i feel like the guy getting my popcorn was as high as me because we both forgot about it
>sitting in nice dark theater when it really hits in
>i dont like it at all
>fucking dawrves start throwing plates around and singing
>im dying a little on the inside
> cant watch the movie anymore so i watch the people inside theater
>begin to hate humanity
>begin to hate myself
After that ordeal i went home and red the package. It was a quad dose brownie with 4000mg of thc in it, i only consumed 2000. But all in all it was a 6/10 experience

Flurazepam I bought 100 pills of the internets and lost a week of my life.. walking about like a zombie chatting shit

Are you too high to read the op

The most fucked up I've ever been was after chugging 3 bottles of soju in 10 minutes, out in a rural town in South Korea, called Yeonggwan.
I had spent 2 weeks staying at buddhist temples and I just wanted to get totally blitzed after spending a lot of time in such sterile surroundings.
Long story short I blacked out, only recall moments here of there, like my friend puking over another friend's sleeping bag and both of us having trouble breathing lol. I was never panicing though, I knew I'd screwed up and just had to ride it out. Felt hungover traveling through SK for the next 3-4 days.

I've taken LSD, MDMA, shrooms, perscription stuff, weed in all forms and I've neeeever gotten anywhere close to how absolutely FUCKED I was on alcohol that night.

For those of you who are inevitably going to call me a lightweight drinker. Yes, I am. I rarely drink and I keep a healthy diet year round.

most fucked up i've been was from sleep deprivation in combination with molly, speed and alcohol.

>be me
>eat 300mg of lab tested THC edibles
>feel okay, nothing too crazy

did someone put LSD in your edibles or something? How the fuck are you guys practically tripping off weed?

(OP) Oh yeah they were totally fucking with me. I was just high and paranoid as hell. I'd be careful with edibles though. They can be fun but if you fuck up and eat too much you'll basically wish you were dead for the next 7 hours

First time I ever smoked, I was on an empty stomach and needed d to be home in 5 hours. I didn't think it would take too long, had no experience, and had been a straight edge for my whole life.

Anyways, I took 3 huge bong hits from my gf and I didn't think that was a lot, since she usually smokes a lot.
Was unable to communicate, had long stretches of black, felt like my skill was stretching and becoming a dog skull. Thought my bones were stretching too. It was terrifying and I was afraid it biting my tongue off.
So I sat and watched 2 episodes of Bob's Burgers for what felt like several days, then it started to wear off and we went to Walmart and I had fun for the rest of the time.

That picture explains why US officials love to abuse drugs. If I would lose war in every country I go to I would have started with drugs as well. Specifically if I have the whole world on my side but still lose against Afghan/Vietnamese bushman.

>me 19 at a birthday party
>germany got wc winner
>friend of me had a nice blunt and asked if we smoke it now
>smoked it (About 0,4g amnesia)
>getting high
>getting even higher, dont know what is happening
>sitting down with some food, totally focussed on food
>suddendly room starts transforming into a chamber
>getting scared because I was never that high before
>two girls ask to dance with me
>Can't decline because they took my hand and forced me to dance with them
>I'm still baked af and dunno what is happening on the dancefloor
>somehow manage not to completly dance like an idiot
>get out asap
>talking with the friend, he is high af as well
>highness starts fading
>everything is fine

9/10 trip beside the little panic.

>So I sat and watched 2 episodes of Bob's Burgers for what felt like several days

So in other words you sobered up, then watched TV while you were feeling normal again?

Dude nothing you said makes any fucking sense.

Are you high right now?

>first time i smoked, 14 on an empty stomach

>dankest weed i ever seen (dark green, purple and shit)
> smoked a whole blunt to myself
> i got really dizzy
> throw up
>visual and audio hallucinations
> was baked for 2 straight days
> kept blacking out

didnt smoke for 6 months

Only drugs I consume are Opioids which relieve stress and allow me to think better so no.

Also your butthurt is speaking. Do you want to deny that the US lost the war against Afghan and Vietnamese Bushmen? The US invested literally the whole world trying to conquer a piece of small crap but those nigger bushmen still fucked them up. That is the reason the US consumes drugs according to that picture.

high for 2 days.
kek

>opioids
> allow me to think better
lol okay

US won against Vietnam. US hasnt lost a war in over 100 years.

I can understand how you feel seeing uneducated people consume Opioids while not even understanding psychology or biology.

So US has not lost the war in Vietnam? The wars purpose was to defeat communism and keep the lands together as a "democratic" entity. Now it is 2 countries one being 100% communist the other being 50% communist.

US won the war in Afghanistan as well right? Being there for 15 years and having achieved exactly nothing. Like literally nothing. The US purpose to come there was to steal Opium and Lithium. They weren't even able to steal the Soviet mines which in itself is an statement seeing that their enemies are self trained Bushmen that live in a country that looks like its 700AD.

>be me 19
>at friends house
>got some dank chronic "Zero Gravity"
>take a volcano cone
>coughing for like what seemed to be about 2 hours
>bobbing back and forward like psychopath
>eyes closed during this entire thing
>literal rollercoaster weed
>super high then coming back to being normal and saying how fucked i am
>dive so deep that i can't come back up
>start licking my hand like a cat
>then for some reason i thought i was the queen of england
>screaming for my corgi's "FIFI"
>"THE NAZI'S HAVE TAKEN FIFI WE ARE AT WAR OF WITH THERE HEADS"
>start to calm down
>friend tells me a joke
>laugh so hard like harder then i have ever laughed in my life
>time for bed
>had shoes on the whole time so take them off
"you know that feel when you take your shoes off and it feels so good"
>feels like angels are giving me a foot rub
>get diamonds
>fap and ejaculate so hard 11/10 orgasm for about 5 minutes
>euphoria.png
>wake up next day feeling 1000000000/10

Shit man, this happened to me 2 days ago. I drank a double dose of milk and had to fight for my life for a solid 2 hours of my 5 hour trip. Never again, unless is a smaller dose, then, always again.

Lol how do opioids help you think berrer

lol keep doing your herion you moron.

Let's hope you are kidding. Seeing fellow m8 say this always makes me ashamed of being American. No surprise literally the whole world looks down on the US.

Lol I'm just messing with you dude. I know US lost the war. I don't really give a shit.

You need to learn to calm down or something. Chill out smoke up.

>herion
So first of all I do not consume Heroin since I only consume medical quality Opioids and getting medical quality Heroin is way too hard. I am a moron for being able to consume a substance properly and regulate my life. Makes sense.

You guys should not only learn how to spell but also understand that drugs have different purposes and effects. Just because Alcohol makes you feel dumb does not mean you cannot use it effectively. Same applies for literally every other substance.

>Fuck he totally fucked me up
>Let's act as if I clearly was just kidding so everyone reading this besides him will think that I was kidding.

You have to understand that people outside of America (in places like Eritrea or Afghanistan) actually learn something and are able to analyze psyche. But how should I expect a 12yo intellectual like you to understand psychology for 15yo amirite?

We declared the war over before north vietnam invaded south vietnam, so while we didn't win, we achieved our objective. Also, we never officially declared war on vietnam, so there was no war to win/lose.

>You have to understand that people outside of America (in places like Eritrea or Afghanistan) actually learn something and are able to analyze psyche. But how should I expect a 12yo intellectual like you to understand psychology for 15yo amirite?

Dude, get off the opiates seriously. Every opiate user I've met has this problem calming the fuck down, and you certainly fit the bill.

>Me, 16, in highschool
>smoked once before, with sk8r friends
>go to a friends gig around the corner from where I live
>gig is okay, have 3 beers while my friends play
>some nigger gets one stage after my friends finish playing
>we decide to go outside
>one friend takes out a joint he brought
>nobody but me and joint guy want to smoke
>he decides to teach me how to max, we max 5 grams
>we go back inside, not feeling well
>I decide I need some fresh air, feeling worse
>friends come outside as I KO
>wake up under bright white light, I'm either dead or in hospital, fml*
>turns out to be a backroom at the venue, drink some water
>decide it's time to go home
>take 2 steps outside the backroom, hereitcomes.jpg
>grab a standing table with a big ashtray
>ashtray overflows, it's not stopping
>puke everywhere on the table, on the floor, it's liquified peperoni pizza
>done puking, some fag comes to me with a bucket, he was too late
>wash my sleeves in bathroom
>as I want to leave some guy tells me to bring flowers for the lady that coordinates the gigs cus she has to clean up
>I say okay and that's the last time I ever was there

*this part literally traumatized me, I have panic attacks when I smell weed sometimes because of this

you are in such denial its funny. Remind me of friends who have killed themselves saying the same shit.

I'm serious though like how do opioids help your mind. I'm just looking for an explanation as to how.

Milk?

wow you seem like a huge puss

So in the first sentence you say "we" declared the war over but in the next sentence you say "we" never declared a war. Are you mentally retarded or just autistic? Also it is not "you" it is your idiotic military.

>Every opiate user I've met has this problem calming the fuck down, and you certainly fit the bill.
I fit the bill because I prove you wrong? In educated places like Niger and South Sudan people are able to formulate more than 2 coherent sentences without getting an Autism attack. That is the difference.

I am in denial because I am finishing my second MSc in cognitive psychology? I am in denial because there are people who are able to regulate their consumption? It is funny seeing how prevalent Opioid consumption is in the medical world for Doctors. But obviously if I was like you and went to the street and saw people even more uneducated as you I'd think the same. But that is impossible here where I live seeing one even barely as uneducated as you.

I can bet that you do not know anything about Biology psychology or neurology as thus it is irrelevant discussing. You are the type of people that would drink Codein and Alcohol for a party and call it a day. Here we would kill you for doing that.

Are you trying to sound funny or is your autism level just peaking? Or are you simply underage?

>we
you probably weren't even born you underage fedora wearing faglord

>be me19
>get somewhat drunk (4 german beers and a shot vodka)
>smoke some mediocre weed
>Let's call B, he's got the dankest shit
>He brings some Orange Haze
>builds massive Jay
>yeah nice comfy high
>B's gotta go
>gives us 2 Jays and leaves
>everyone goes home, Rock,Paper,Scissors winners take a jay home
>i smoke it before riding my bike home
>start riding my bike and don't move forward at all
>vomit while biking
>fall and feel nothing
>start walking home
>walk back to get my bicycle
>vomit on bicycle
>walk my bike home
>lay in the garden, grass is reddish, and warm and soft
>wake up and vomit
>howdidigetinmybed.rar
>trip some more and sleep
>8/10 because of vomiting

Amateur. I one did two dabs, half a blunt, a joint and a sizeable dispensary brownie made with high grade oil meant for terminal cancer pateints. Get on my level nyugga

>we
Do humanity a favour and kill yourself. You are a disgrace even to Americans which is astonishing.

>I fit the bill because I prove you wrong? In educated places like Niger and South Sudan people are able to formulate more than 2 coherent sentences without getting an Autism attack. That is the difference.

USA won the war prove me wrong.

Except you can't. USA hasnt lost a war in over 100 years. Theres no proof because it doesnt exist.

Stupid trumpanzees always arguing conspiracy theories. Whats next are you gonna cry about the USA losing the Iraq war even though it's 100% proven that Obama won the war 5 years ago?

I'm LMAOing at your life. Keep crying cuckservative.

Are you fucking retarded? I asked you how they help you and instead of explaining how you tell me I don't understand biology. If you understand biology and drugs so much then why don't you explain to me how?

...

every group of people uses opiates, and every group of people gets addicted. You are quite literally playing with fire and at some point will realize you are dependant. There is no such thing as using opioids for mental acuity. You are in denial. What kind of psychologist would use opiates for cognitive function? Thats almost like using MDMA as a depression cure, just as fucking stupid.

Pot Milk. You cook a shit load of leafs from your production in a liter of milk with butter and sugar an then is trial and error, in this case we knew one shot was enough, but we went for two because fuck it.

try a lot of acid next time, way more intense than edibles lolol

Not everyone has the same tolerance and body chemistry.
I'm a daily smoker and have had minor visuals once off really strong homemade sativa brownies.

Except its impossible to get

Let's hope you are trolling. Here in Europe when we want to know something we go to a library read 20 books about the topic and build our opinion. Americans always seem to just watch a video listen to the radio or read one sentence and ther eyou have your opinion. Let's hope you are just trying to troll. if not holy shit you are dumb even for American standards. Do you want to tell me the US won the war in Afghanistan? Really? Do you want to tell me they won in Vietnam which got divided and of which most parts are communist now? You clearly ignore 70% of my arguments made because you do know in fact you cannot argue against.

>every group of people uses opiates,
That is true though for me a black jew going to the street buying street Heroin is not "consuming Opioids" because those are uneducated shitheads that deserve to die anyway. It is called natural selection if they buy shit they die shit.

>and every group of people gets addicted.
Wrong. Codein has by far the worst withdrawal of Opioids. If you are able to control it though you can control your addiction without any problem for any Opioid. I am consuming Morphin, Oxycodon and Codein (depending on availibilty) since around 6 years and never had any problem neither with dependency, physiologically nor psychologically.

Because you clearly show you do not have the biological knowledge to understand what I would be talking about. The fact that you do not understand what I am talking about already shows if you consume Opioids you never consumed one properly. Just consumption is not everything. Preparing yourself psychologically is at least 40% of the trip. That is specifically visible with Codein. Codein has the weakest potency but the "best" effect and strongest withdrawal of all (general) Opioids. Still kids think Heroin is better because they do not understand that consumpation is not everything.

fuck that, cook it in coconut oil with some soy/sunflower lecithin.

serious though, any decent psychedelic makes cannabis's effects consumed or not look like a joke. I get having a low tolerance and getting a lot for your money but I still stand by what I said. Heroic doses of cannabis could never touch a moderate dose of LSD, but they are different drugs so its silly to compare them like that.

Not really, shit is blowing up around the states (assuming your USA, hell even then). You probably aren't looking hard enough.

oh i can useally get it around where i live. i also might just try to make it instead.

Not really depending on where you live. I can get acid fairly easily

nigga your autism is leaking

You sure its not just some more RC?

lmao stop posting and save your dignity. You are a few steps away from being a complete trainwreck.

have you ever tried acid and then smoked some bud. its pretty fun

Why would people add lsd to pot brownies?
That's like trying to sell cheap sugar that you've cut with the expensive stuff, but at the same price.

Did you ever visit an American college? Even there they teach you how many wars have been lost solely in the last 3 decades. Also why do you want that desperatly for the US to have won all wars? If you are citizen of the US the military has nothing to do with you.

The sole country that provably never lost a war (winning and not losing are 2 different things) is Afghanistan in human mankind.

How do you know what I would or wouldn't understand based on a few sentences I've typed on a message board? You're a damn addict man. I have never seen anything that supports the argument that opioids help brain function

You ask me to post proper arguments. That's what I do. I elaborate properly and explain ym opinion. Your answer is "you are wrong stop posting". Are you trying to be funny or are you literally that dumb?

>You're a damn addict man.
That is the thing. You realize there are people who are able to educate themselves which will not share it with you and you instantly get butthurt.

>I have never seen anything that supports the argument that opioids help brain function
Do you think that is surprising. You probably have never studied (and if you did then only in the US which is invalid). Go to Europe study anything related to neurology and get your MSc degree afterwards we can talk again. And that is already nice of me seeing I have double MScs.

oh ya, ever heard of a reagent test?

I've done LSD + MDMA + 2CB + NO2 + weed + piracetam all at the same time, it was pretty fun.

I wasn't being serious, weed doesn't get cut with anything unless you live in a complete shithole/eastern europe or your dealer is a psychopath or something.

you are not coherently posting at all yet you think you are, stop posting. Its sad.

>5
10000000/10 story

If it would be that sad and I would not be coherently posting you would have not beothered to discuss iwth me. Instead you wrote 5 times that I should stop posting after I explaiend you carefully why you are wrong. I will now hide your IP related posts.

Be happy you can feel better and let your autism win.

Hmm I've never heard of that but it sounds interesting. I'm start doing some research on making. I would be willing to try it at least once.
I'm assuming you can use the milk in cooking too??
Has anyone else hear heard of/tried this?

my first experience was like that
friends dumped me in a park and left me to sob uncontrollably at 1230 at night lol

Damn dude why did you even do speed at that point, this drug is absolute garbage unless you just do a bit of it with weed on a full stomach imo

Lol kill yourself faggot

Not that guy. I am studying Neuroscience in OH. Addiction is self harming behaviour. Opioids themselves are not able to cause any harm at all if properly used. Meaning addiction is only caused in people who do not understand how Opioids work how they are consumed and what they are. People like you and 90% of our population. It is a totally different story in Europe like the guy sad.

>Let's hope you are trolling. Here in Europe when we want to know something we go to a library read 20 books about the topic and build our opinion. Americans always seem to just watch a video listen to the radio or read one sentence and ther eyou have your opinion. Let's hope you are just trying to troll. if not holy shit you are dumb even for American standards. Do you want to tell me the US won the war in Afghanistan? Really? Do you want to tell me they won in Vietnam which got divided and of which most parts are communist now? You clearly ignore 70% of my arguments made because you do know in fact you cannot argue against.

Oh so if I disagree with you I'm automatically trolling? Typical cuckservative behavior. I bet you dream all these crazy conspiracy theories while you pray to your god Trump every night.

Why would the USA cover up losing a war to Vietnam? Crazy fucking conspiracy theorist. Obviously we won. Do you really think they would spend millions of dollars covering up losing to a shitty country like Vietnam? Eat shit cuckservative, keep drinking that Trump koolaid.

>be me
>16 or so
>don't like weed because it's a lottery
>sometimes feel like a god and sometimes feel like having a heart attack
>fuck it
>went with some friends to the forest
>ripped some mean hits from the bong
>5 minutes in
>i have to take a walk because i shiver like a prostitute during her heroin withdrawal
>tunnel vision, heart pounding like a motherfucker, feeling of pressure on the sides of the head
>it was winter so snow was everywhere
>then it hits
>snow starts flashing and changing colors in my eyes, my vision becomes smooth, everything looks beautiful, i start swaing to the sides with the biggest smile i ever had
>feel like fucking bob dylan, coming up with poems about the beauty of everything in my head
>come back to my friends
>tripping balls, eating cookies like there's no tommorow
>suddenly one guy says he hears music
>we all hear faint bass in the distance
>get up with others and start dancing in the same tempo
It wasn't like a clear music, we were in the middle of the fucking forest. It sounded like a bass in the distance.
I never was so high, I was almost hallucinating. Seriously I never knew you can get so fucked up with weed. The only downside is, that when I smoke more than 2-3 hits, I feel like having a heart attack for the first 15 minutes.

>arguing with someone who is incoherent/on opiates

lol okay, get help man its not an ego thing. You legitimately seem to have some actual tangible problems.

Ate about 15 hits of acid over the course of 7 hours amd tripped for a solid 30.

Wanted it to be over after 10 or so.

I will leave this discussion now. I thought if people consume drugs they do know what they are doing. That is the case in the place where I live. Clearly it is not the case for the US. When you guys go to Europe study and eventually finish your studies (aka never) then you can talk to me. In Europe one would listen to the others arguments try to prove how they are right/wrong and bring their own arguments.

You gyus arguments are either "you have problems", "kill yourself" or "you are wrong". More autism possible ?`I doubt it.

I am blocking your DNS ranges now and leaving this thread. Discussing with such uneducated people is really a shame for me.

Cuckservative fearfully burying his head in the sand when faced with the truth. What else is new?

You're a fucking moron. Just using cannabis before the brain finishes fully developing atround 25 can severely increase your chances for schizophrenia and permanently damage memory making in your brain. And I smoke weed, started at around 21. And you think doing opioids since you were 6 left you perfectly fine!? Man, tour thought processes are ALREADY clearly flawed, and I'm not the first to tell it to you. This is my first post. Id check out drugabuse.gov/publications/research-reports/prescription-drugs/opioids/how-do-opioids-affect-brain-body you fucking idiot.

that is completely false, or at least I disagree that is there is such thing as "proper use" of opiods. Opiods create an addiction regardless of approved "medical" consumption. Any amount of opiate that is functionally psychoactive has the potential to become an addiction. What you are entailing is that if you took an opiate addict and taught him the causal reason for his addiction he would cease his use, which is completely incorrect, its not a conscious logical process. Any other medication you would have an argument but in regards to opiates I vehemently disagree with their medical use given the alternatives. It really is playing with fire, no medical basis can justify that with what we know currently about modern prescribed opiates.

>denial is a river in egypt

The time I got the highest was on hash, some black sticky stuff, extremely pungent, called "Bulldog".

I was already high on 3 bottle tokes (pretty small ones as well) and I'm a non-smoker when it comes to cigarettes.
Needless to say I was pretty baked and my friend and I were just watching an old french movie (François Truffaut, great filmmaker), when he suddenly remembered he had schoolwork to do for the next day so I decided to go hom and play some vidya, but I didnt feel high enough for some reason.
So I get home and I open up my little stoner case, only to find that I forgot the bottle over at my friend's, place, which forces me to roll a cigarette with small chips of hash in it. I had king size paper so I took a whole cigarette and evenly sprinkled hash in it before rolling it. I didn't really evaluate how much I'd need to get a bit higher so I put around 10-12 medium sized chunks in the tobacco.

Huge mistake. I got through half of the fucking thig and the cigarette started to hit me (I had heavy Camel cigarettes I bought for bottle tokes and I dont smoke usually). I had to lean on my balcony so I wouldnt fucking fall down, and like the complete idiot I am I finished the rolled cig.

Never been so trashed in my entire life. I had to lie down for an hour just so I wouldnt vomit and I couldnt do shit but stare at the ceiling and regret my decision. Eventually I was able to get up and go get snacks downstairs, but it took me about 30 minutes to make buttered toast.

Moral of the story, try hash and tobacco but share the fucking king sized cigs and watch the amount of schish because that shit hits like a motherfucking truck

Pic is unrelated, I often sneak into the botanical garden here in MTL for a joint or to hang out with friends/girls (insane date spot). The pic is when they had this big chinese lantern event, no one even watches this area at night so you can walk around, wcs they ask you to leave lol

Um dude, I'm european and we're not all debate club members, we've got people who don't know jack shit about debating either. Stop fellating us and just ask for proper debates instead, or you could keep your cool and be the calm debater you are asking for.

+1, sir.

Now now what did that teach you about psychedelics

Thanks, nice dubs btw.

I'll take "Things that never happened" for 200$ Alex.

I think my highest high was my first time smoking a skunk/hashish joint at my GM's place. I had visuals after a little bit that consisted of a little shitty tv growing into a cinema screen and the sofa eating me, but in a nice way. I basically felt like I was being sucked into the sofa and had red sofa walls on both sides of my tunnel vision. It was a really nice high.

Not the guy you were answering, but perhaps for the same reason they didn't let Dragon Skin body armour be used in the army- in spite of several high ranking officials and special forces using it, even that Chris Kyle dude. Because war material contracts= money for some people= campaign donation moolah=fuck the people

Cant you tell Im trolling the fuck out of this guy?

> be drunk
> girlfriend and another person come pick me up to chill
> smoke a bowl in a parking lot
> only take 2 deep hits before I say im good
> go to a park
> shit hits the fan
> I start getting woozey as hell and have to keep my head down on the table because lidting it would spin and felt horrible.
Keep in mind its like 95 degrees or more
> end up laying on the ground in fetal position
>gf tells me to fet up people are starting to stare
> massive pool of sweat on the ground where it looks like someone spilled water
> takes all my mother fucking effort in the world to get up and hobble to the car
> worst car ride of my life (only 15 minutes) but I felt so fucking woozey it was hell.
> get home jump out of car mumble some words and stumble inside

Thee fucking worst. Its weird I can drink and smoke if I have a tolerabce to weed. But jf im drunk and have no tolerance I get so sick and spinny. Its happened probably 4 times and some of the worst feelings I ever experienced in life.

I'm still trying to get rid of all these needle marks after last years 4/20, ended up in the ER after most of my veins collapsed.

retards everywhere

nice bait 11/10

>Now it is 2 countries one being 100% communist the other being 50% communist.
Are you retarded?

Underrated post, good shit user

Doctors dont use opiates to think better you moron, they abuse them because being a doctor is fucking stressful. Theyre addicts, like yourself.

nearly 6 years ago...
>was on tour for a month with several drug expieriences
>taking quite a lot and always smoking weed
>heading to a psytrance festival, shitty music but usually good drugs
>taking shitty amphetamine
>drinking a lot the whole time
>punking into a chillout tent
>decide to go home
>get some food
>back home, smoking weed before eating
>suddenly panic!
>shivering, voices in my head everything seems unreal
>try to sleep but i cant
>try to call friends but cant get out proper sentences
>next day i drive back home totally confused
i was 500 miles away from my actualy home the whole time
>back at home still have the anxiety attacks
>cant drink cant smoke, not even coffee, always on the edge
>mfw still have this feeling today

And heres a shroom experience. My only kind of bad shroom experience.

> gf wants to go to the zoo lights for christmas time
> decide to get some shrooms because lights +psychs = awesome
> gf doesnt do drugs
> eat the shrooms on the ride up
> get there walking around and enjoying the shit
> get inside a really crowded aquarium
> and the shrooms start hitting
> hard
> tell her in slowmotion movie like
> we need to get out of here!
> Get outside sit on a bench and regain myself
> actually start enjoying myself
> staring at the colors giggling and shit
> gf gets upset and says lets leave this is stupid youre high etc etc
>45 min car ride home in angry silence
> staring out the window
> keep laughing at nothing because shrooms
> makes gf even more mad.
> get home go inside
> mums like what are you own now?
>"I DONT KNOW!" giggle
> grab a jug of water walk upstairs and enjoy the rest of my trip.

:)

No.
If YOU fuck up and ea too much you'll wish you were dead for the next 7 hours.
There are people who enjoy being in such a state and would gladly do so for 7 hours.

Are you too stuck-up to just accept this user's contribution to this thread? What does it ruin for you?

There are various stories I can think of, some bad, some good. Here's my first time, and probably the most high I've ever been.

>be 14, it's my 15th birthday
>smoked weed twice before but both times barely inhaled any, wasn't even high
>go to my friends house to stay the night
>it's me, my friend, his older brother and two other friends of ours
>we smoketh le weeds
>we went through several grams, bare in mind we're all 14 or 15 aside from my friends bro who was 16
>I alone had 5+ bongs & also toking constantly for an hour or two
>high af
>friend tells me my eyes are redder than the reddest red
>look in mirror
>eyes are bloodshot beyond belief, to my memory there was no white left on my eyeballs
>time passes, we go sit in his bedroom
>forget how I get there, to me I just suddenly changed location
>talking to my friend
>he falls asleep mid-conversation
>I keep talking, not realising he fell asleep
>in absolute bliss, just chatting away and chuckling profusely
>my talking wakes him up, he says he fell asleep and asks who I'm talking to
>I say I didn't realise he fell asleep
>check time
>I had been talking to myself for around 20 minutes
>seemed like 2 minutes
>we still laugh about it to this day, 6 years later

Some of the best times of my life. I quit weed when I was 17, got bored of it, prefer to drink or do MDMA/psychedelics on special occasions