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>Local user drops bomb

>Discord sub edition

>TEARS for this lad

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>Thread song
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>FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
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>How to set up fresh 365s
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>/bet/ Advice
imgur.com/a/NcRrI

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

>Essential Reading
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>Trading
pastebin.com/XE11wzYM

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=elEbWCXP2TA
discord.gg/BSfcy
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hillaryclinton.com/post/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/
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>intestine research

does anyone else just love singing?

i mean i dont even sing real songs, just make up my own tunes and lyrics and sing about anything

never brought this up irl cause it probably sounds gay but feel it might be one of those things everyone does but no one talks about

strange person this

Nonce

nah that shit is gay af mate

gambling is not a sport

Then why am I sweating so much?

upvoting this

please have sex

Then why does my anus hurts?

no even gay though, have had sex with more women than you

Have sex

completly forgot about this pmsl. can't believe I stayed up to 4am for a 1min fight

see

i am the guy who had £200 on Punk

you can laugh but thats basically a small to me

i see your laughter now turns to anger, now i laugh at you

I can tell from your syntax that you watch too much anime

Will pay for you to have sex. Pick any prozzy you want.

youtube.com/watch?v=elEbWCXP2TA

lmao euan

Dont watch any anime pal, I change syntax regularly so no one can get a read on who I am.

>He bet on an actor against a pro-MMA fighter

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thought I was the only one who did this pmsl

/bet/ SO perplexed right now

sex is not a sport

Then why am I so bad at it?

Hi,
Genuine question, what was your thought process?

They why do I get paid for it, play it with a timer and end up covered in sweath?

It's a small price to pay for all these (you)s

...

Sharpening my shovel. A lot of patios to dig up there

i didnt expect punk to be so shit

dont get the Albania-Hass link, and lots of people started posting like Mark after a while so it probably isnt him

Excellent research lad, looking forward to removing these psychotic brit anons.

Can't stop stroking my chin

>DELETED
S H A K I N G.
How far does this go?

About as far as the janitor gets with girls.

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Can't stop scratching my head

Hass has been doxxed already, so I'm not sure what's going on here.

Hass how do you respond?

I am not sure what his angle is.

As a /bet/ historian I can confirm that Mark is not Hass.

Is there a single person on /bet/ who is not mentally ill?
I'm so TIRED but need to know what this other link is, please post soon.

Sorry to burst the bubble but those definitely AREN'T Mark posts

Can't stop pondering these posts. Won't stop pondering these posts.

Who do you think is the next trip to get exposed? Reckon it's Juve.

We need something to trade on Betfair together ala Eurovision or BB style cause its actually pretty dece when we do. The Presidential election would be the obvious one but the political chat that inevitably follows might become a little tedious, definitely open to more suggestions if anyone has any???

This tbqh. Legendary night. Can't wait for next year's.

>this pic

GIGGLING

the fuck, Rossy's nose looks like hes been snorting coke

Folder just got a MAJOR update. Expect more R A R E S once I get a chance to post regularly again

absolutely can not wait, cheers mate, Rossy folder has needed an update for a LONG time

>tfw gf finds your Ross folder

Genuinely happened to me

Refreshing for this research piece.

Some absolute dangers in this thread

>tfw act normie irl but can be the real me on /bet/

hey, thats MY feel

Dangerous individuals.

Is it shite. Never have I seen anyone post that before

discord link?

I dont know if I posted it, I just meant I feel the same way, friend.

No Americans.

;__; please

Woah woah woah is this an actual thing or a meme?

About the discord obv

discord.gg/BSfcy

ty

>trusting punk
even in his scripted wwe days he was shit

What is your favourite sport/league to bet on?

Reminder that Pepe is a white supremacist symbol, and that to help rid the thread of him you should
>vote for her.

archive.is/dK3j3

>archive.is/dK3j3
>.is
>IS
Fucking commie

Fine, have the original then:
hillaryclinton.com/post/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/

PMSL, locked in my head now to justify these losses.

>on borderline of making the playoffs
>have a 14 pt lead
>still lose
>women """"""""""""sports"""""""""

>have some bets lined up for 'e sports'
>a faggot who places 5 dollar bets on shit writes a fucking 1 page blog detailing what i was about to tip on TT
>bookmaker checks this, instantly corrects lines

why are people SUCH fucking idiots?

fyi it was execration -1.5 @ 1.65 and FRIENDS @ 2.25.

if it climbs back when 365 releases those odds, i'd advise execration -1.5 Medium and FRIENDS small

Are you dota 2 judge from tipster tube and what site did you see the writeup from?

sorry meant to say Power Rangers @ 2.25

I'm taking FRIENDS -1.5 @ 1.83 on 365 though

yes. /r/sportsbook

good luck, and I read the same site although the daily esport threads are very unreliable, especially the csgo parts
I specifically remember saying LARGE on fnatic -1.5 (before the roster breakup) at 1.4 that got moved to 1.2 within minutes but still lost since fnatic went 2-1 vs TSM
>not writing your own fake writeups on random accounts to shift the odds in reverse
pmsl if bookies reverse the lines

donno how to do this and appear genuine

just make it real simple (about new roster, overrated, last 5 matches, etc), make alternate accounts with proxies and upvote yourself while commenting on it with stuff like tailed or same here
maybe put legitimate tips after you already got one so bookies don't think you're trolling or something

Reddit doesn't move lines, fuckin nonces

im well aware the CS:GO posters are not genuine, but there is a dota poster there who is autistic and doesn't understand why losing an edge by posting tips the very minute the line opens is a terrible idea.

the traders on pinnacle and dafabet check r/sportsbook esport threads because the goys who predict shit on dota 2 just talk way too fucking much. it is exceptionally hard to dig meaningful 'stats' from "e" sports since players change names and move about all the fucking time. execration -1.5 went from 1.65 to 1.4 within 5 minutes of a loudmouth posting his blog on that subreddit.

LETS GOOOOO

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GOT 30 DOLLARS TO RESTART MY BETTING CAREER

G-Good luck. Now why are the Ceres markets suspended before any scores? Blowout imminent?

Forza only have 10 players. 1-0 already I think.

lol mongolz is match fixing again zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

has reddit every been profitable

>betting on literally fucking tier 5 dota teams
For what purpose? we already know there is blatant match fixing going on.

my pinnacle account just happened to be empty

pmsl

feel like lecster is a good bet. they are dire in defense but their attacking prowess is frightening, when facing minnow-tier teams.

feel like its going to be a big mistake but foxes are too cute

>foxes are too cute
what are you 12 ?

game hasnt started but opening lines were 1.65 for a -1.5 and now its fucking 1.15

Who are they playing?
If the lines shift that violently and mongolz do win you can bet your ass that everyone's bet is voided. Happened plenty of times already.

I literally have my life savings on them. Lester SW is the definition of a mainstream lock.

tailed on the strength of those trips

they forfeited, bets refunded kek

Told you so

>Australia STILL have NOT scored.
Want my money back tbqh

>Australia STILL has NOT had sex

>NOT on Sriwijaya
although they raped Madura before