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Dustin Poirier vs. Michael Johnson
Uriah Hall vs. Derek Brunson
Evan Dunham vs. Rick Glenn
Alejandro PĂ©rez vs. Albert Morales
Roan Carneiro vs. Kenny Robertson
Chris Wade vs. Islam Makhachev

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!

roided as fuck

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There's blood in his roid stream

lol those kickball players need sage's leg workout routine

He's such a freak

CONVICNCE ME NOT TO BUY LEAN BODY QUICK MY CREDIT CARD IS IN MY HAND HELP ME

Have you got the UFC 203 one?

sage is natty m8

>I've got mouths to feed

no

>drug tests are impossible to cheat

he is on designer steroids that cant be detected by any current doping test

needs to watch it with these supps

they may be tainted

WHO

guaranteed results man

If Sage pops imagine the shit everyone will give him, fighters and fans

Do you guys think Sage is a virgin?

>being this much of a desperate hater
face it la, Sage is 100% natty, maybe if you worked as hard you wouldn't be such a fat fuck

How do you react when you see a fucking uber Chad like that in your gym?

Totally natty

Of course, he's a Christian, sir

That's a USADA agent? What a fat fuck lol

try to smell him desu

chads always have yummy pheromones

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wouldn't mind """fucking"""" him if you know what I mean ;)

>when you wear black and they can still tell

Why are retards in charge of making /heem/ threads?
INB4 the OP does not matter

I love how all lazy non athletic fatasses who go on their computer all day always know exactly what drugs the pros are on. like god forbid they have a good diet, good athletic genetics, and good training? hes a ufc level athlete and usada has solid testing... do you accuse everyone getting better grades than you of being on adderall as well? you lazy fuck just put in some effort did you ever think of that?

shut the fuck up please

Wonderboy is gonna heem Woodley straight to One FC

Bisping will Die soon faggot

>again

that's only his 3rd test this year

t. deluded white boi

????????

when is this pic from? he could be natty here

It's that time again

Why don't other fighters look like Sage?

so fucking BASED, love it when Sup Forums gets BTFO

lads
what if Woodley heems Wonderboy?
What then?

nobody else's fathers could afford to genetically engineer their sons.

205 will be the lynching, don't blink

he heems Maia

then we have to deal with his entitled black ass

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Tyron will lose.

then woodley would be a legitimate champion and he would have my respect

you JUST know...

>Le blood orc hasn't been heem'd since 2004
>Le blacksplosiveness will gas out

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:(

RIP

Damn....

That lanky fucker is a straight killer.

who?

What happened? rip

KenFlo's brother, went missing on the 10th.

Cut as fuck. Would have mulatto babies with/10

>inb4 he steals Kimbo Slice's brother's eulogy

Hi guys. I feel as though I'm more intelligent than all of you. If you have been (you)'d twice then you should accept that as 100% confirmation.

Romero - Woodley - Rashad

will all win

the white man will be REEMoved.

that fucking forehead, ayy lmao

Jesus, that overhand right is so fucking quick
Takes .2 seconds to go from Woodley's side to Lawler's face

Holy shit. Kenny is my boy, sad to hear about this.

quick twitch fibres

he WENT FOR IT, his odds were bad and he gave no fucks. That is all

People also find Ledecky attractive and she has a forehead makes Lexplorer look like he's got a full head of hair.

>tyron woodley
>not a great black hope

what went wrong?

triple feint to overhand. That's some scary shit senpai

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If you were Rumble, would you rather fight DC for the title or fight Jon Jones (for the interim title/no title)

COLONIZED

YOU JUST KNOW

Rogan and Goldberg are retarded drugs addicts, apparently he's actually mentally ill

he probably makes a shit load though

He doesn't win either way, which paycheck is bigger?

Neither of them, you weirdo.

"Just remember he isn't in heaven or anything right now mate"

I could see him deleting Jone's chin desu
I don't think he'd be able to take that kind of shot the same way DC did

lel edgy

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You bigots and your ridiculous pseudoscience.

>9/11

rekt

what a fedora, especially considering it wasn't a serious post about religion

how the fuck did he die

They test for elevated testosterone too, retard. Doesn't matter what the drug is if your test levels are wacky.

9/11 idiot

>16

fuck off retard

I laughed

No idea, he tweeted about him being missing since 9/10 yesterday.

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

>fuck off retard

They explicitly check testosterone levels now? I was under the impression USADA also just does T:E ratio checks.

UFC looks so fucking easy, I could just, tire my opponent out by avoiding him then go in their and knock everybody out tbqh ngl

well how did the tim means thing happen? I didn't hear the full story...

Did he test positive first for elevated Test or for whatever SARM he was accidentally ingesting against his knowledge?

there's too kind of atheists

the one that keep their shit ot themselves and the others that need to preach that there is no god all the time

the second ones are seriously as annoying as muslims

UFC 205

Conor McGregor vs Eddie Alvarez
Tyron Woodley vs Stephen Thompson
Chris Weidman vs Yoel Romero
Tim Kennedy vs Rashad Evans
Donald Cerrone vs TBA

r8 this card

Yup. I don't understand how fighters get taken down either. They can just step to the side.

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