To all straight anons, if you were offered $15,000 to have 30 minutes of sex with a gay man, would you do it?

To all straight anons, if you were offered $15,000 to have 30 minutes of sex with a gay man, would you do it?
>Kissing, anal, blowjobs both giving and recieving
>STD free gay guy
>Guaranteed secret

I would. BUT, as strange as it sounds, I think I'd struggle most with the kissing. I can't even explain why. Anyone understand or am I just weird as fuck?

Id do a lot more for 15k, with garunteed secret, and no stds

Nothing is ever guaranteed.

Also, not hard up (get it?) for cash. Even if I was it would probably need to be more.

yeah im same. like im happy to fuck someone, get a bj, giving a bj is just meh its a fetish i can go with it..but kissing is where i cant do it. Just wrong

no

I was going to say the same. I'll suck a dick, I'll take it in the ass, but for some reason, the kissing is an obstacle for me.

If he's hot I'd do it for free. NO HOMO

Yep. I'm straight, but not that straight.

You're a faggot.

straightest answer and I agree
kissing is the most affectionate out of the list

>agree and take money
>beat up faggot and leave
on a serious note, no. my dignity is worth more then 15k.

It's a psychological thing. You are constantly exposed to dicks and such on Sup Forums and porn sites, while on the other hand gay kissing is not something you really see at all.

>beat up faggot and leave
implying you could beat up a bear

No. Make it $100,000 and I'll do it. For $15,000 I'll give but not reeceive.

I'll take two dicks for a clean 90 dollars

Yeah, you could be right. I mean, giving a BJ would be fucking weird, but I could cope with it for 15k. It's just the kissing for some reason that I find hard. I propose taking 13k and taking out the kissing!

it's easier than you might think.

would you fuck a woman in her sloppy vag for $15k?

You disgust me..

ok, I used to charge £50 but that was in '93,

No. But for $50k? Hell yeah nigguh

30 minutes? That's nothing. I spent 3 years married to pic related.

>I may have been the biggest beta to ever live

For some reason I feel the same way. Seems like kissing is the most intimate of sexual acts

I'd do it for like 5,000.

Sup Forums is poor and desperate for sex.

Secret gaurented? Sure.

I find kissing is not about pure lust, but more about being "loving" and, well, gay.

Fucking or whatever, man or woman, it's just bestial and all about cumming. Afterwards is when the shame would set in.

But yeah I'd do it for 15 grand. Why the fuck not?

How big is he?

Why?

Big for you

I'd probably do it if the gay man was Bailey Jay and I didn't have take or suck her dick.

Why not? My grandma used to say "try everything once", sadly enough she sampled some bleach once to see if it was good... It didn't end well.

>$15,000
For that much money I'd find a gay hooker for the faggot that wanted to fuck me

If I didn't have to kiss the dude maybe. I've filled around with a couple guys before but always ended up bailing. Aids gives me the creeps.

Also, I could do it for free right now if I wanted to. I have a guy who's wanted to guck for a while now. Like 10 years. I just don't want aids and have no way of knowing if he's clean.

>dating
>go to break up
>end up engaged

>month before the wedding
>she wants to take a college class trip with nothing but dudes without me

>mother literally crying and asking me to not go through with it at the altar

>only fucked like 4 times

Rip user

This

Kissing breaks the deal. Rest i could live with but the idea of kissing a dude makes me want to puke.

I'd give and receive a BJ to a gay guy for £15,000 if no one found out. I wouldn't do the other two however because just imaging doing that makes me cringe.

Was that part of your plan?

I still don't understand why

this defies the definition of straight.

>to all straight anons
Obviously no then m8... anyone who says yes is clearly a closet homo

hell yeah but someone could do a lot better than me for 15k

I don't have an answer besides being beta at that age.

I guess I was just raised to think I didn't deserve better. There was some growing up I had to do in my 20s.

I don't have a better answer for you, sorry.

>implying all whores are bi

Every man has his price.

I sold my mouth for $300 when homeless to a gay pastor. Nigga I'd do anything like that for $15k

...

You don't realize how desperate anons are, remember trap porn was never popular as it is now. It was just a few contained threads.

Of courshe!

I realize money is tight these days - but that's hardly a life changing amount of cash

personally I still wouldn't... but I could understand more if it was like a million

yes

because I am bisexual, and need money

Yes, if cash upfront.

Make it a good $50,000 and I'll do an hour. I gots me some loans to pay.

I'm 100% homosexual, but would fuck your 90 year old grandma for 15k no joke.

For some people 15k is a years salary at one job.

That's what Trump supporters don't understand about the retail classes.

No. I get paid more than that to water plants.

>$15,000
I sure would

I would only fuck him in the ass, though. Hé wil also be the only one to suck my Dick, to. I'm not taking anything up the ass, or in the mouth. Does that count?

yea sure, just label it to all trump supporters.

It's not a life changing amount of gay sex either.

If I'm allowed to get a little drunk, then I don't think it would make a lasting impression on me. I've probably fucked girls uglier than this hypothetical dude

I'd do it for 15k

>guaranteed replies

you'd have to do better than $500/min if you want me to actually even remotely gay

Take the money, steal his roller skates, and get out of their bearly with your life.

I make 22k (16k take home) I voted for trump because I was tired of the same crooked politics since Bill was in office. I watched as many jobs went overseas or over the borders from NAFTA. NAFTA expanded how many products were on the market but did not help our economy's health. I was tired of failed politicians thinking they always know best damn the common man. I was tired of my opinion not mattering based on my gender and race ( remember if you're a white male). I don't hate minorities but they single me out in racism and predijuce. I wasn't about to have another 8 years of bullshit.

No.
I am 100% straight. My dick would never get hard.
I am not a whore. I wouldn't do that with a woman if she offered $15,000. I've turned down normal jobs when I don't like the ethics of the employer.

>I am 100% straight
>I wouldn't do that with a woman if she offered $15,000
Confirmed faggot but at least you're not a whore

only if

1) i get dressed up in something slutty/girly
2) there are multiple tops and I am the bottom
3) creampies mandatory

Fam, I'd do it for like £15.

Not possible, wont be able to get hard. Just not my thing and I don't need money at all, so.

He said straight anons

it's why i replied.

You'd get plenty more pounds than just 15.
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Well me me'd m90

I have a friend whose like this.

He's like meh, she says she loves me, good enough. She then goes to Jamaica and there's a video of her in a gang bang.

His response is, what do you want me to do?

He literally views this as his only option. He's beta as fuck when it comes to meeting new girls, which I could understand, but it really blows my mind that people like this are out there. It's your life.... but dam.....

no not even if you double the amount

What if you quintupled it?

I am a str8 user who spent 7 hours in a adult theater and its attached gloryholes and took 64 loads from around 50 guys, so yeah I think I could do this

>I am a str8 user
Keep telling yourself that bud