REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
I hope it's the one I am thinking about right now.
Lol okay pal
Like what, I'm gonna wake up with one?
I hope it works.
I don't want a girlfriend.
It'd be interesting.
that's a boy
good, my wife is a real pain in the ass.
That's not how that shit works, retard.
No traps please
I will be expecting payment
Can I get a boyfriend instead?
KK
if only it were true
These threads are a scam. Stay clear.
Sure....
Cant hurt I guess
Ain't gonna be too much of a Nigger, so I'll try it
At this point im willing to try anything. FeelsBadMan
what if i dont want a girlfriend
I hope she knows how to cook, im tired of doing it myself.
that moment when it doesnt work
ok
I'll take my chances..... Bring it on.
who the fuck is this fluid druid?
Check em
I've got nothing to lose. Here's hoping she cuddles often
8--D
Aloha snakcbar
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does this work? 100%? i need to know man
I fucking wish
I think this is fake.
Fuck. Im gay.
HomosexualFactoryException
lies
dear god no more. how about dtf instead?
Nice dubs
nigger
Vee Vril Zee
Please work, I'm so lonely.
eh
No way, tomorrow i'll buy the new pokemon game
k
cant hurt
this is really interesting timing
Suuuuuure
YASSSS QUEEN SLAYYYYYYY
Oh
:)
gay
plz
Posting for gf
I'll take em off yer' hand my friend.
i see someone tomorow so i will reply
Maybe one day this type of shit will work.
k
don't fail me now, o great post
this is impossible. i have not talked to a woman in 6 months. don't boost my hope.
>wanting a gf and not a twink femboy
sure
yes I want one give me one pls
why lie on the internet?
Worth a shot
She circumsised?
What if I have a celebrity crush that refuses to fade away???? :/. A man can only hope.
> waiting for it to go away 3 years now.
tfw gf by tomorrow
No I won't. I don't want one. I enjoy my money and the peace of mind knowing im not being cheated on. Nice try though.
Xd
Fuck I guess it can't hurt. I need a woman in my life
Please
Im bored
That would be a problem, considering how fucking gay I am
Ah yes, just like all those times my mother didn't die in her sleep.
please
Fuck it
Meme magik has worked so far
k
...
If only it was that easy
gettin pussy tomorrow, yei
well now
i don't care
QT
OP is a faggot
Did my job. Gibe da pus1 b0ss
fucking heck
Ok I'll play your game OP
not sure if this is true or not
roll
posting to say I dont need one
I'm ready to grab em by the puss
why the fuck not
Waiting to wake up with a drained ballsack and next to Hayley Williams
Well, my mother didn't die in her sleep each time I replied to those threads, so clearly this shit works.
The girl on the gif looks fucking disgusting
>TFW there's more than one already...
if anyone shows up unannounced at my secluded woods cabin im shooting them.
Doubt
I'm dying sad and alone whether OP wants me to or not.
why not
ok