REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

I hope it's the one I am thinking about right now.

Lol okay pal

Like what, I'm gonna wake up with one?

I hope it works.

I don't want a girlfriend.

It'd be interesting.

that's a boy

good, my wife is a real pain in the ass.

That's not how that shit works, retard.

No traps please

I will be expecting payment

Can I get a boyfriend instead?

KK

if only it were true

These threads are a scam. Stay clear.

Sure....

Cant hurt I guess

Ain't gonna be too much of a Nigger, so I'll try it

At this point im willing to try anything. FeelsBadMan

what if i dont want a girlfriend

I hope she knows how to cook, im tired of doing it myself.

that moment when it doesnt work

ok

I'll take my chances..... Bring it on.

who the fuck is this fluid druid?

Check em

I've got nothing to lose. Here's hoping she cuddles often

8--D

Aloha snakcbar

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does this work? 100%? i need to know man

I fucking wish

I think this is fake.

Fuck. Im gay.
HomosexualFactoryException

lies

dear god no more. how about dtf instead?

Nice dubs

nigger

Vee Vril Zee

Please work, I'm so lonely.

eh

No way, tomorrow i'll buy the new pokemon game

k

cant hurt

this is really interesting timing

Suuuuuure

YASSSS QUEEN SLAYYYYYYY

Oh

:)

gay

plz

Posting for gf

I'll take em off yer' hand my friend.

i see someone tomorow so i will reply

Maybe one day this type of shit will work.

k

don't fail me now, o great post

this is impossible. i have not talked to a woman in 6 months. don't boost my hope.

>wanting a gf and not a twink femboy

sure

yes I want one give me one pls

why lie on the internet?

Worth a shot

She circumsised?

What if I have a celebrity crush that refuses to fade away???? :/. A man can only hope.
> waiting for it to go away 3 years now.

tfw gf by tomorrow

No I won't. I don't want one. I enjoy my money and the peace of mind knowing im not being cheated on. Nice try though.

Xd

Fuck I guess it can't hurt. I need a woman in my life

Please

Im bored

That would be a problem, considering how fucking gay I am

Ah yes, just like all those times my mother didn't die in her sleep.

please

Fuck it
Meme magik has worked so far

k

...

If only it was that easy

gettin pussy tomorrow, yei

well now

i don't care

QT

OP is a faggot
Did my job. Gibe da pus1 b0ss

fucking heck

Ok I'll play your game OP

not sure if this is true or not

roll

posting to say I dont need one

I'm ready to grab em by the puss

why the fuck not

Waiting to wake up with a drained ballsack and next to Hayley Williams

Well, my mother didn't die in her sleep each time I replied to those threads, so clearly this shit works.

The girl on the gif looks fucking disgusting

>TFW there's more than one already...

if anyone shows up unannounced at my secluded woods cabin im shooting them.

Doubt

I'm dying sad and alone whether OP wants me to or not.

why not

ok