Fuck

Fuck
I'm in 15 right now and have recently been informed by my girl friend that she may be pregnant.
I'm fucking freaking out, I feel like this is going to ruin my life and don't know what to do.
I'm a fucking idiot.

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if she keeps it this is going to ruin your life you collosal bell end.

Use protection next time

oh boiii here we go.
got any proof op?

Smooth one, fucking idiot.

eat shit retard

Also her parents don't even know we're dating, and her father is a hardcore alcoholic. He is honestly scary.

are you circumcised at least?

Yeah, I've had two circumcisions actually.

...how?

Yep, troll

They fucked up the first one.

well, be sure your future son has one

Not even joking.

Skin bridge?

It's easy just murder your girlfriend. Make it look like an accident though.

Yeah, tons of them until I was about 8.

Shit. At least they fixed it. And it's better than pic related

If only.

Good god

>literally a jew

Abortion? Is that on the cards?

fuck off you troll shitty retard 15 and pregnant where is the fucking proof?

you're fucked, the only thing left to do is kill yourself
good luck

I've had pregnancy scares with girls like 10 different times. Most likely she's not pregnant just late.
Girls who don't take oral contraception (birth control) have irregular periods so they might be a few days or even a week late and think they're pregnant when they're not.
In the future you should use some sort of contraception. Get some form of transportation to family planning and have her get on the pill or an IUD since I'm assuming neither of you are responsible enough to remember to take a pill daily.
Also, if she is pregnant, she can take pills up to 12 weeks gestation to have it aborted. No surgery required. After 12 weeks she'll need a 15 minute operation.

I think we could.
But my religious parents would refuse to pay for it.
And i don't how they would think of me afterwards.

The fact you posted a picture of a coat hanger implies that you know exactly what to do.

so is your future son gonna be snipped or not?

I mean I guess I don't have proof, but she is and I'm scared is all.

Nah, no son of mine is gonna be a stinky jew.

Also forgot to mention but you're not certain you're pregnant until you get an ultrasound by doctor. Pregnancy tests are like 99% accurate if used correctly but most people don't follow simply directions. Also the urine doesn't show the necessary protein until like 7 days after pregnancy is established so unless she''s a few weeks pregnant, the test won't mean shit if it comes up negative. Also, the urine could be too dilute so don't have her filling up on water to piss on the stick. I'd give it a week and she'll have her period.

Y not? If you're OP

stinky?

That only happens if you're unhygienic.

She is only a teenager, and her mother isn't so inclined to get her on the pill, like I said her parents don't know about us at all.
But I didn't know some pills could prevent it for that long after (she only 4 weeks in), this is actually so helpful thank you.

That's true. Though to be fair, the crotch is one of the dirtiest places on the body. Even if you shower in the morning, some sweat and dead skin will congeal under there by evening.

Also, hope I can convince you to read this short article: well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/07/circumcision-benefits-outweigh-risks-study-reports/

are you truly that convinced you got shortchanged when you were snipped?

I reccomend using DnD as protection next time

Just find a way to get to planned parenthood/family planning. They'll give her the pills and contraception at no cost and no contacting the family. May need a follow-up appointment to confirm the pregnancy has been aborted. I would recommend going to the followup.

I'm its not like I had a choice in my first circumcision.

Yeah. But it sucks to get it done later in life (erections plus stitches), and it's riskier. I've chatted with a number of uncut dudes who wish they weren't but are afraid to get it done. They have about as much choice as you did

Not really, but I generally do think it is stupid to do.

Time to join the army

I didn't get stitches on try #2.

it's healthier, cleaner, and widely preferred by girls. I can understand since you had complications, you have a different perspective. but there are good justifications for it

Ofc. Because they were correcting skin bridges. And you were 8, pre-puberty.

read plz: well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/07/circumcision-benefits-outweigh-risks-study-reports/

>well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/07/circumcision-benefits-outweigh-risks-study-reports/
Shutup jeew

actually the doctor who led that study was Australian

or are you beyond persuasion?

Vodka. lots and lots of vodka

This may be a test.She says she may-be.If she is then dump her and avoid her and everyone she knows

I bet OP has abandoned his thread...

Why? Be specific

Can you afford to pay for an abortion OP?

OP here
I'm out.
Thank you to those who tried to help, and to all those especially curious about my circumcisions.

but are you convinced that it'd be a mistake to circumcise your male heirs? or could you be persuaded by evidence

No I'm not convinced it would be a mistake. I my self don't care whether or not my child is. Its just skin and if it really is beneficial to, then I would.

No, I'm broke as fuck. If i were to get one, my parents would probably have to pay for it.

could I persuade you to read the article then? it's short af, but informative and from a reliable source (unlike most circumcision sources online)

well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/07/circumcision-benefits-outweigh-risks-study-reports/

No older sibling you could go to?

I have older brothers. But they don't have kids, so not much help.

Was thinking as in, borrowing money for an abortion.

Have her accidentally fall down the stairs

Lmao

The CDC and AAP both released statements in the last few years that the medical benefits outweigh the risks. Shame yours didn't turn out well but that is NOT the norm at all

dude idonty knwo punch her in the fucking tits or somethinng

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