Perviest thing you ever did thread:

Perviest thing you ever did thread:

>Summer
>Be 16
>Stay at friends house overnight
>His parents and little kid siblings are gone due to being summer
>Always woke up early
>Go into his parents room
>His stepmom is so fucking hot
>Go through her drawers and find panties
>Start jerking and look more
>Find high heels which I have a huge fetish
>Also find rabbit vibrator
>Use vibrator to cum on heels
>Eat cum because I was stupid and didn't think to use toilet paper
>TL;DR
>Came with friend's stepmoms vibrator on her heels, licked them clean.

I once held the hands of a girl

you fucking slut

>eat my own cum

Please feel free to kill yourself anytime now

Newfag doesn't know how to greentext

I pretendet to be asleep while a guy sucked my dick

Losing all those proteins

>>Get a hold of this guy

did you ever bring it up? Did you cum?

I used my own mother's vibrators to masturbate for about four years.

I thought about bringing it up but i didnt. I came but only after pulling the blanket over my head and secretly watching porn on my phone.

>Crossdresser from 13 to 18 now
>Started stealing moms clothes
>Sister was a tomboy so I had no interest in her clothes
>eventually start using moms toys
>she was a freak
>had anal plugs and ben wa balls
>i could fit into some of her heels
>actually did some shows stretching my underaged(at the time) asshole for guys on omegle.

Didn't think of toilet paper so naturally eat cum. Sure thing OP

I cummed into a drink and gave it to my auntie.

>8th grade
>Sister in 7th grade
>Sister has friend stay the night
>Her friend has a big nice ass
>They fall asleep on the floor in the room opposite me
>Sneak in room quietly
>Prod with foot to assure they're sleeping
>Friend is sleeping with cheerleader shorts on
>Diamonds
>Pull up blanket and poke butt
>Cup and run now
>still sleeping
>Pull out dick
>Hump her ass
>Cum into napkin

Not sure how she didn't wake up. I'm guessing she was awake all along.

one time when we were much younger we were sleeping in the same bed and i let his dog lick my tip until i came, pinched my dickhead, came on his dresser and licked it up. It wasn't the first time i had to do it.

Jerked two of my friends off watching porn. I guess that's more of the gayest thing I have ever done though

>be me
>13 years old
>sleep over friends house
>his little sister sleeps next to me
>get a chub when she moves close
>rub my balls
>her mouth opens
>slide finger in mouth
> feelsgoodman.jpg

I serially cum in girls' shoes without them knowing. I've done it to several. Pic related

>I walked alone to a park at night and pretended to pass out

>three black men approached to check if i would wake up, i kept pretending to sleep, so the pulled down my panties and had their way with my pussy/asshole

>i tried my hardest to not moan but when the largest black guy thrusted inside my pussy i screamed

>they got scared and ran off
>didn't even orgasm more than one time

A girl? on the internet? Sure.

got more pics with sexier shoes?

Pics

At a party everyone passed out. Hot girl on couch. Start Jerking to her put dick in her hand then on her face pre cum on her cheek

stayed at friends house and parents always gone. Found his mom's toy drawer and her panties fucked my ass with her vibrator till I came in her panties and put them back in her drawer to wear later

> Implying there are girls on the internet

Come on I know you fucking degenerates have more.

Hot, did friend ever find out? Another story!

Many pics of diff shoes, girls, and girls wearing them. My gf lets me do it to all of her shoes and helps me do it to her friends.

/fit/

Had any close calls?

Called a dyke 'dyke'
punched me in the head
I loved it

About 5 years ago I had sex with a 15 year old.
Not really "pervy". I was 19. We were dating. She dumped me the next day. Been single since.

nice bait faggot

I doubt you fucked your ass. I also had a buddy who slept in late and his mom would be at work in the mornings. Used to go into her drawer and wrap my dick in her satin panties and thongs. Feels good man

Not during. But after I came in these boots, the girl who put them on said she thought someone spilled their drink in them

wow you must have been awful

Pretty alpha tho

I kissed a girl..... on her lips

>be me 16
>at a pretty small party with gf, a few friends
>was sleepover so I though everyone was gonna bone their gfs
>dudes are fucking betafags so no succ tonite
>everyone is alseep so I wake up gf and ask her if she wants to go to the car to fuck
>says no
>whatever.jpeg
>she's asleep now it's like 2 or 3 am and I'm horny as fuck
>get up and beat the meat, cum on her face, and drove home
>never saw her again

Pic not related

Fucked myself in the ass with a hairbrush handle and came all over my chest and face. Not gay tho :^)

Nah, she was/is just a whore. We had sex for a short time after.
She's also a raging feminist bitch.

me too thanks

Nah he never found out and I definitely fucked myself with her vibrator I came buckets into her panties. I tried out all of her toys on different occasions nvr did get caught

More. add pics of the girl who wore them after too.

Panty thief. Anytime I'm round a female friends house. I just cant help myself.

You filthy bastard. Get away from this site with your satanic tongue.

>be me
>be 37 and work for FBI
>start texting with hot girl
>she's 12
>she tells me age is just a number and starts sending nudes to me
>i can't resist so i send my dickpics to her
>she says she really likes my dick
>wants to meet
>we decide to meet at her place in two weeks while her parents are away on trip
>two weeks go, we keep sexting with each other
>finally day comes
>i drive to her
>knock on her door, it opens
>it's my dad, he works at CIA
>he tells me i'm a big guy
>i tell him: for you
>we make out and then we kill osama

When I was 13 I would blow my friends when they came over to my house

Underrated post. Kek'd, user.

spy on my sis showering.

ay lmao

a few quick short stories all involving my friends sister

>be spending the night at his house
>be 14 (99% of these stories are me spending the night and at age of 14)
>masturbation at an all time high
>friend had a super hot sister
>maybe 12 or 13
>used her deo to get my dick hard (got off on that i touched her skin) then came all over her towels

>another time
>spending the night again
>friends sister falls asleep
>her hand is hanging off the edge of the bed
>jackpot.gif
>close her hand up and start using her hand to get me off
>left cum on her hand for when she woke up

>another time
>suck in to friends sisters room
>covers off
>chest up
>pulled back her shirt and sucked on her tits till i came on her bed

most other times i just came on what little bit of skin was showing or on various bras and panties


pic kinda related

10/10 and so a legend was born

Sorry, are all these girls fucking coma patients or something? Who sleeps through that shit?

My mom used to babysit kids. This one little girl came over one time, nice little plump ass. Play tag and run into my room. I grab her ass and lay back on my bed groping her squishy butt. She's ontop of me and looks at me with a concerned face and mounts off. I still see her once in awhile. Came buckets.

Oh shit call the mods

Strong life, user.

Owner of the pair. Any requests for types of shoes, stories or girls?

cool story bro

This fucking shit. Top kek

16. Friend and I playing fifa jokingly make bet loser gives the other a hand job. I lose. He jokingly pulls his shorts down see outline of cock in boxer briefs. Grab cock. He doesn't do anything for me to stop. Feel his cock getting harder pull briefs down. He's fucking huge. Jerk it with two hands lays on bed turn the lights off. Started sucking his massive dong. Cums everywhere all over himself and bed. Next 2 years continue to play fifa and I continue to lose.

hi sarah!

i wasnt like rage fucking her hand, it was very slow and i got off to about any amount of touch on my dick, but yeah i have no idea how she didnt wake up

>they got scared and ran off
You've clearly never been raped by niggers. These fellas dont scare easy.

Pretty tame for the level you guys are at, but similar to OP:

>close friend moves in with 8/10 blonde chick
>he's 10/10 dude who can literally bang whoever he wants (no homo, fuck his perfect genes)
>she's completely nuts and bi-polar and she hates him, so they never banged they just live together
>i haven't met her yet, she's been on vacation
>me and friend go out and get completely shitfaced
>take an uber to his house since i'm not driving home and decide to crash there
>tells me to just sleep in her room, he won't tell her about it
>don't even know what this chick looks like, but i'm piss fucking drunk
>go into her closet, it's a mess
>all small clothes, can tell she has a perfect petite body
>start getting a boner just looking at her wardrobe and clothes all over the floor
>laundry basket in the corner
>oshit
>start sifting through it (never done this before in my life, but i was drunk as hell and hornier than i've ever been)
>so many pairs of used panties, all cute af
>find a little pink thong
>start smelling it like a homeless pervert
>smells like vag and butthole, but i enjoy it
>take it to the bed wrap it around my dick and start jerking off
>feel kind of ashamed, since i've never done it, but figured it's normal since i hear about it all the time
>bust a huge nut, making sure i don't get any on her clothes
>clean up and pass out
>never told anyone

>fast forward 3 days
>i meet her for the first time with my same friend at the bar she works at (she's a bartender)
>she's just as hot as i thought she was, and seems just as crazy as friend said
>it was one of those nights where my game was on point
>i know it sounds conceited, but we all have those nights where we grow silver tongues out of nowhere
>she becomes super into me within a few hours of us chilling at the bar with her
>basically tells me she's gonna slip drugs into my next beer and take advantage of me
>tell her she won't need drugs for that
>"well you know where i live"


cont...

Hot, I loved making bets and losing on purpose just to suck some dick

Damn

Fucking my gf in the bathroom of a disco and letting some guys watch without her knowing

>i used to sneak in to my little sisters bedroom and touch her vagina while fapping while she was sleeping

>one day she wasn't asleep and she screamed, we didn't talk next morning
>at night i decided to not go into her bedroom so i went to sleep
>wake up middle of night
>my little sister is touching my rock hard cock
>i cum hard and she goes back to her room

>next night i decide to fake sleep
>she comes into my room pulls away the sheets and grabs my rock hard cock and starts jerking it
>can't take it anymore
>she lowers her head like shes about to taste my cock
>grab her head and force her down
>she starts resisting but i keep my cock deep in her throat
>stops resisting so much that i have to move her head up and down to finish cumming in her mouth
>it's about this point i realize my sister has died, and my cum is in her mouth
>run out my room
>open the front door, i get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

I keked.

>Be 14
>19 year old brother has house party
>I'm in my room playing Spyro on PS1
>Fuckin' casuals are drunk out of their minds
>Two girls walk into my room holding fresh drinks asking for the bathroom
>Black-haired A-cup and Brunette C-Cup slightly chub
>Tell them to fuck off I'm playing Spyro
>They develop interest in watching me play
>Watch me while talking shit in the background
>Notice how soft its gotten all of a sudden
>Girls are passed out; black hair on the bed and chubber on the floor
>Chubber's skirt slightly hitched, can see panties.
>Dick stirs
>She moans about bathroom and starts pissing herself
>Dick is instantly diamonds
>Black-hair is out cold
>Poke her just to be sure
>Lock room door and take off her shoes
>Whip out the dick and fap.
>Realize chubber is awake and watching me fap over her friends feet
>blow load over black-hair's little toes
>knees nearly buckle at best orgasm
>watch the cum trickle down her feet and drip to the carpet for a minute
>Continue playing Spyro

Chubber didn't say anything the next day and neither did Black hair. Developed pissing and foot fetish that night.

hi OP

Never told anyone and we were constantly at each other's houses. I started just jerking myself off at the same time. Fifa-lose-smoke in his car-give head in his car. He was literally like 9 inches and thick

No. Bros before hoes faggot

i did not expect that

>she ends up planning a dinner party at their house with a few of her friends (all couples)
>tells me to come
>friend tells me she's never cooked for anyone at the house before, and she's just trying to impress me
>feel proud of myself, since my game is usually shit
>dinner was fucking delicious, and we all spend the night chatting and playing drinking games
>end up hooking up with her that night and sleeping with her in that same room
>start dating her after that
>we were together about 4 months, but she was nuts, as my friend explained, so i left her
>she never knew i had my way with her wardrobe and jerked off with her panties on my dick
>feelsgoodman, but still kind of cringe when i think about what i did

>>Summer after graduation from high school, nothing to do
>>Hardee's 24 hours, hang out all night with a friend
>>Friend has a video camera (this was the 80s, so think one of those big on-the-shoulder jobs)
>>We record all kinds of stupid shit
:30am, newspaper delivery time
/10 blonde chick
>>"What are you guys doing?"
>>"Oh, nothing. You?"
>>"Does that camera work?"
>>"It sure does!"
>>"Wanna blowjob?"
yrs old, of course we wanted a blowjob

cont.

The amount of 13 year olds who would let a guy suck their dick is surprising, but whatever it was a great time for me

bipolar girls are the worst man, you're lucky to be alive

>The amount of 13 year olds who would let a guy suck their dick is surprising
Sup Forums's new motto.

>>Get in car, follow her to her trailer (you're shocked now, I know)
>>Go in, "Be quiet anons, my sister is asleep"
>>Sit on couch, she sits between us, starts grabbing our junk
>>Friend says, "There's not enough light..."
>>Chick jumps up, says, "Oh! be right back!"
>>Comes back with pink towels, pulls our pants and undies down and wraps towels around us
>>Starts running around the trailer grabbing lamps - lava lamps, those lamps with oil beads on strings
>>All of our wat
>>Friend and I trying not laugh at absurdity
>>No homo
cont.

>be me 14 y.o. 1st week of summer vacation
>hanging out with bud
>talking about masturbation
>we awkwardly agree to jack off in the same room
>next day, same time, same place
> buddy says, "hey user, how you feel about oral"?
>"Ummm, ok"
>we get side-by-side in something like a 69 so nobody has to go first.
>suck my first dick
>out of nowhere I have the urge to let him cum in my mouth
Like, I really want to feel him cum in my mouth
>Only sucking him a minute when he starts to tap out and pull away because he’s about to bust a nut
>I latch onto him and won't let go
>Swallow his load
>He’s very uncomfortable
>I explain it's OK, it's what I wanted and I don't expect him to reciprocate if he doesn't like.
>He’s happy as a clam with that arrangement.
>Everyday all summer long I sucked 2 or 3 loads from him.
>He always cums 2 or 3 times by the time I cum once.

We both went on to careers in law enforcement. No homo

...

How was your friend ok with that?

Im incredibly proud of how terrible that sounds

>>She's off on the other end of the trailer looking for more lamps
>>Friend looks at me, we're standing with our pants around our ankles and pink towels serving as kilts
>>Friend says in Scottish accent, "Well, then, lad, are ye dancin'?"
>>I reply in Scottish accent, "I dunno - are ye askin?"
>>"I'm askin'!"
>>"Well, then I'm'a dancin'!"
>>We start to two-step around the coffee table in this chick's trailer
>>Pants still around ankles, pink kilts
>>Laughing our ass off
>>Look up, chick is back
>>Oops - not chick
>>Woke up her sister
>>She took the towels from us, made us get dressed and leave
>>No blowjobs that night

End

That's a lot of homo faggot. But it's cool, don't be ashamed about being a faggot.

Was 17 and figured out twinks in underwear give me a rager. Take phone in locker room wait for everyone to change jokingly take pictures everyone poses and doesn't think anything of it. Jerk off to my twink like friends

>step aunt brought home a bundt cake
>she's like retaded or something
>smoking hot body
> get horny, everyone asleep
> jerkoff and cum on bundt cake
> she takes it to work the next day
> kek when everyone in my local supermarket ate my cum cake

She was crazy as fuck, but she wasn't violent. She just fucking cried all the time for the dumbest shit (usually because my friend was a slob), and got angry for petty reasons.

He didn't give a shit. Like I said, he's basically a master-cocksman, and bangs 10's on a regular basis. He wasn't interested in her at all, and actually praised me for my game. He was rooting for me to bang her, probably hoping she would chill out and stop being such a bitch to him if she was fucking me.

Needless to say, it didn't work.

>poor as fuck.
>mom sister and me all sleep on a single queen bed.
>sister slept in the middle.
>she was about 17/18, big DD tits.
>she was a deep sleeper, and every night would roll on top of me.
>nice soft DD tits all over my chest and face.
>best time was her shower days, she didn't wear bra to bed.
>sometimes, her hands would make their way to my dick.
>other occasions, I'd wake up with my hands resting on her boobs.
>glorious.jpeg
>went through many pairs of shorts juicing everywhere.

>30
>daughter of family friend comes over, 7
>we play together, she jumps on bed, I pull her down and she's on her back
>slide her legs off bed, I rub my chub on her pelvis. Of course on top of pants.
>do it over again and again. Believe she likes it too
>eventually we're off bed. Stand behind her. Skinny, bubble butt.
>grab her wais and lift up, her head and torso fall down, butt up
>I rub my chub on her ass. Like rubbing the fuck out of it. Nearly come in my pants
>she asks why I'm doing that. I say it feels good.
>feel bad, stop. Go shower, jerking it in shower. Dick hurts from blueballing myself past hour off and on.
>will never do that again. Feel terrible. She doesn't know what exactly occurred.

That's what happened the first time I sucked a dick except I was on my knees while he leaned against the wall

you dick game is wack

>used to house sit for a girl and her family down the street occasionally
>made me my own key
>i used to spend hours over the when they were out of town, sniffing panties and jerking off
>realized one day "shit, they work and have school"
>start skipping school a lot and going over there during the day
>one day i'm in the middle of a session, in the daughters room, both mothers and daughters panties and bras spread out around me
>beating it like my name was michael jackson
>hear a gasp from behind me and a "WTF"
>mother stopped home for some reason
>now i know what a heart attack feels like
>i panic, apologize profusely, cover myself up
>she's looking up, shaking her head
>i start getting my clothes together, shaking
>as i'm putting my boxers on, she sits on the bed and asks me to sit down

i'll continue if there's interest

You forgot to link your story. But pretty fucking kek if that actually happened

I once had an erection. On my penis.

>Be me, 11
>House-sitting with grandma since cousin(female) was away
>taking care of grams in morning, fap session at night
>3rd night, decided to use cousins clean lingerie
>mid-way thru sesh, hears "user?!" thru the window
>bitch promised to be home 4TH DAY
>turns off monitor, ejects dvd and stuff panties in my shorts the quickest way possible
>cousin comes in with a questionable look on face
>with dvd turned over, gesture a wiping motion with my shirt to hide/imitate that i wasnt fapping
>metagross.jpg
>mumbles "w-was cleaning y-your cds"
>not talked to for 18 years

>She was crazy as fuck, but she wasn't violent. She just fucking cried all the time for the dumbest shit (usually because my friend was a slob), and got angry for petty reasons.

I'm glad you got lucky, didn't end so well for me, she pulled a knife on me and threatened to kill me unless i stopped talking to all my female friends. I accepted just so she wouldn't kill me, then some months passed and i told her that i'm breaking up with her, she got fucking suicidal and actually killed herself

When I was 10, my buddys sister gave us both bjs in a closet. She was 15 and my buddy was 8.