/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Visible Cloaks's 8.7 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 7
Nights since last BNM: 3

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Jay "I'm a motherfuckin Monster" Z elected to Songwriters Hall of Fame
-Kanye Jesus statue appears in Hollywood
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Xiu Xiu, Sun Kil Moon, and each & every poster here

Zoe, bless this thread

fuck off conde nast

That new xiu xiu album tho
It leaked a while ago, but you can stream it on spotify as of right now

Hoping my boy jamie gets a bnm

P4k, conde nast, shareblue, Soros


all the same shit

Pure Comedy was boring af. 75 minutes of mid tempo piano ballads with almost no deviation.

Dirty Projectors - Dirty Projectors (7.8)

Crystal Fairy - Crystal Fairy (7.7)

Oz Waves: Compiled by Steele Bonus - Various Artists (7.6)

Wild Pink - Wild Pink (7.3)

(((6 garillion)))

wtf is up with all these self-titled albums?
also no BNM for dirty projectors?

Wow I thought for sure dirty projectors would get 9.0+

i guess i'm partly to blame since i havent posted here for months, but i'm sad these threads are dead ;_;

white men can't catch a break.

Like I totally thought they'd get 6 garillion/10.


Fuck off with all the fake bullshit # games conde nast.

nah, Dirty Projectors just sucks (they always have)

t. Shlomo Shillstein, cubicle slob, Shareblue

amber pls. go cry wolf abt rape again. ppl have forgotten you have new music coming soon.

Hoping for new frank/Calvin to get reviewed

Obviously Conde Nast wants more views since giving a lower score to a very hyped album means more clicks.

Disgusting.

what a fucking joke

DP "0.5" points better than fucking future s/t the most boring record in existence by a man that is only capable of making boring records

why do pitchfork inflate their ratings of mediocre rap so much? is it for clicks? they gave fucking kodi shane a 7.8

i like father J and think a lot of the melodies on the new one are really nice, but i agree with you here. it feels a lot less varied than honeybear, and a LOT less varied than fear fun.

kys

First Japandroids, then Cloud Nothings, now Dirty Projectors. All panned.

Is 2012-core officially dead?

Why haven't they reviewed the new Sun Kil Moon album yet? It's been a week already