ITT: Ask a licensed psychologist, psychotherapist and general therapist anything...

ITT: Ask a licensed psychologist, psychotherapist and general therapist anything. Got problems and need non biased advice? Well, that's what I'm here for tonight.

Do you regret not becoming a doctor?

How do I get over my fear of relationships? Literally all 3 serious affairs ended badly. I isolate myself to avoid going through the anguish of loss again. I recognize my own flaws, but still fear commitment.

Why does it feel more real when I'm dreaming than I'm awake?

I want to fuck my sister in the anus

How do i stop being socially anxious? Never went to a party/club/bar. Im good looking, dating all the time, but all the girls i meet is through the internet. Its hard to get out when i think about strangers being around me.

I don't know what you mean by that. I have my doctorate in human psychology though and have never looked back. :)

Did your fear in relationships stem early on in life? Bad mother/father brother/sister relationships? If you didn't, what makes you so fearful of commitment?

One thing we truly have to realize in this life, is that nothing lasts foreve, both good and bad.

Post a pic of your licenses with your name and numbers blocked out so we know it's legit, with a timestamp

Otherwise fuck off and go to sleep because you'll be late to school if you don't.

>m26
Can't stop consuming drugs.
Recently dumped my gf.
Have moral issues with being a lawyer.
Some days I can't leave my bed.

I have schizoaffective depressive type and hypersomnia. I function so poorly I even need help to bathe or sometimes get dressed.

Wat do.

ROLLING

I feel disconnected with everyone around me, but I don't want to. I can't hold conversations, and sometimes I just stop and walk away if I get bored

Havent cried for 4 years
got out of big 3yr relationship 5 months ago
still not cried
throat still gets tense and chest gets heavy but no tears.
Wat do?

How do I help my girlfriend who deals with bipolar disorder? She goes through spells where she won't talk to me for days on end because she is too depressed. How can I care for her and help her?

this guy is a hack

Post license with timestamp or confirmed larper

Why do I keep dreaming about eating people?

Im a normie with a cool job and a family and for some reason I cant shake those dreams off.

Fuck you I want Alice back

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what is your opinion on being attracted to traps?

I find myself doing really strange things, then forgetting why I did them. Or talking to myself for really long periods of time (1hour+).
What do

OP OFFICIALLY AND TOTALLY BTFO

GOODBYE HOPES AND DREAMS LARPER LMAO

The subconscious mind is actually quite powerful. I've always thought dreams are problems the subconscious mind is trying to solve something the conscious mind cannot.

What you seem to be lacking is self confidence, and possibly even self worth. When one has social anxieties, you can help yourself by what we call exposure methods. It's literally exposing yourself to the anxieties that are triggered when you feel those 'fight or flight' signals.

Right down a list of moments you feel very anxious on a piece of paper. Rate them for 1-10(however many you get). This is the best sort of baseline for you to work on. Work your way up, little by little. Starting at the 1's and working your way up. Once you get more exposure to these situations, the more comfortable you will be in the long run, thus ridding yourself of numerous anxieties you've once had. Because you know that you can get through them as time goes on.

Fuck off nerd virgin kys

I don't have problems but I guess society dose cause I have schizoid personality disorder. What drugs am I suppose to be on adderall to make me social or some shit?

lysergic acid diethylamide

Probably a really common problem but... i feel like i don't get any kind of attention anywhere i am. My friends just talk and talk and i listen, in home i can't talk with anyone and i'm sick. So i talk with myself, and now i kind of feel better.
The thing is that it became really often and now i have a "Second personality" (or at least my best friend say it) and it helps ne to be always happy and "determined" on everything i do ¿Is that ok? ¿Should i stay with it?.

Why does my ex wife stalk the fuck out of me

Have muscle spasms and one time I took it and it cured me and this is when I had spasms like constantly.

Thank you (second one)

I learch up screaming every night thinking about death and the fact nothing I do can void it. What do? Inb4 valerian tea and meditation, tried pretty much everything I even resist sleeping pills.

Why is it so hard for me to love someone? I'm 20 and haven't found someone I really loved and idk if that's good or bad

I took bong rips of my pubic hair when I was 15 or so. I'm talking like milky rips. After the third hit I felt like I started tripping. Not visuals, but like that horrible spacey feeling you get from too much marijuana. Took me two years of constant panic attacks and fear to feel like I wasn't tripping anymore. What do you think happened to me? Was it all in my head?

mr.pherapist pls answer my questiont

Okay, but give me your PayPal address so I can pay you the nickel

I'm a LOT kinkier and more open to trying new things than my S. O. Tonight they even said they wouldn't try something new even if I was into it and that basically everything other than bjs, hjs, and p in v is "weird" and off limits. How do I communicate? Or should I even since it won't make a difference?

Be suggestive as hell (or heavenly so) when talking with your s.o. in efforts to set that mood with them.

See thats the struggle is if the topic comes up (even in the sexiest of moments) he's immediately like full stop that's weird no mode instantly

you're young mate, give it sometime and don't worry about it atm

Have you dressed differently for him?

How do you handle a situation with a patient who is suicidal but refuses to seek help due to their violent intentions toward anyone who would learn personal information about them?

I suffer from severe depression. I am on 30mg Esitalo but the anxiety attacks are coming back. Can you recommend any other medications?

Yes but even then he doesn't get into it. We've only ever fucked each other so I'd like to say... Role play a little. Nothing insane just like sexy cop or failing cheerleader helpful Prof. But he's so not into it. He likes the little outfits (I mean yeah who wouldnt?) but the rest he just won't go for.

I'm a little on the older side. I have feelings for a 16 year old. Six years younger than me so I haven't acted on it although she feels the same way. Psychological standpoint how different is a 16 year old female to 18 year old female. Would it be wrong for 22 m and 16 f to date.

BTW 16 is age of consent here.

Do you really get into the roles? Do you sense that it's too much for him? How close do you get in your approaches to him, like with dances, etc.?

No, I just make playful jibes sort of testing the water so to speak. And I can literally have his dick inside me and he'll still be like "babe that's weird" or like laugh awkwardly...

I'm terrible with other people, and I need some help getting over my fear of talking to people I've never met before. I'm quite the introvert, just to add on to that.

Have you considered taking a direct move to fix this?

How do I deal with my mom? She doesn't beat me or anything, but she is constantly trying to start arguements from everything to politics to how I walk. She is always screaming how she hates me and my siblings and constantly curses at them (youngest is 6). I feel like it is abusive, but she doesn't hit us so I am conflicted on what to think. (PS. I am 15, not a neckbeard.)

What is his attitude and mood when you're not seeking sex from him?

Conservative values in general. Loves me and takes care of me and received affection as well as he gets it. Loves to be the center of attention no matter the cost/how it might look to others. Pervy sense of humor but not incredibly clever.

Thought things were going well with my gf but then I get a call from her one day saying I gotta get tested for a STD because shes been fucking her coworkers. Go get tested, came out clean, was willing to forgive her, then she left me for another girl.

FF 8 years later, I'm married to my best friend. Sometimes I still see my exs pic on FB because mutual friends, or I hear her name. I instantly get angry and irritable and I think of how much I wish she would die or someone would hurt her like she hurt me. The anger is intense and sometimes I take it out on my husband. I don't mean to.

How do I get through this shit.

I know who you are.
I really did love you deeply and I still wonder if breaking off all contact was the right thing to do.

Give me an example of the last sentence, please.

> Violent intentions
> Would like to kill the therapist who would hold information about them then kill themselves.
The question was how would YOU handle a situation with a patient who's intentions are lethally violent towards people who they have shared personal information with yet have urges to kill themselves. Would you recommend them taking their own life before they take someone else's or do you have another approach?

Really?

How easy is it to become persuasive? Is it easier in person or online?

Like laughs when someone says "hard on" rather than difficult but little use for flirting or banter

Mental heath expert witnesses can be invalided by siting the DSM as a Rhetorical Work. Seen it done in court a few times. Shrinks act like little kids when the bailiff escorts them out of the courtroom not allowing their statements.

You're not breaking off contact if you're talking to them now.

why doesnt my father love me?

If you have evidence of his behavior, why not call for a psychiatric hold on him? Do you have to wait until he does something to move or this or what?

Do you believe some people can't be helped?

I've been cumming in her drinks

I just did some really hard stuff with my job. Like million dollar atomic stuff. Went on for years. There was a night where another guy died during a break but we were too tired to move his body to the freezer until the next day, so I just slept next to his corpse. I'm vague because the stuff is too complicated to explain.

I remember when I was a kid I used to have anxiety about the smallest things, like talking to somebody to order food. Just a year ago I was deeply entrenched in the craziest shit of high-stakes high-stress where I could and would give impromptu lessons and explanations on highly complex procedures and operations in a public speaking environment to VIPs.

Now I'm out of it and I don't do anything. I'm trying my hardest just to keep a normal sleep schedule but I'll sleep 12-18 hours straight every other day. My car broke down and I just left it to rust in some lot, took me 3 hours to walk back and I just said "this is fine".

Don't know what I'm saying. Not really asking for help. Just confused.

hold on before you leave this thread I wanna write up "muh edgy arson uprising" case

stuff stuff matches stuff stuff as long as it's on fire it's okay

Are you sure you love him? Do you think he still loves you?

No one ever said that it is a "him" or "her", but again, that's not the question. The question is who would you handle the situation. But for the record, no. There is no evidence. They refuse to open up to anyone anymore, besides getting very uncomfortable and shutting down when the conversation starts to get personal.

Can answer my question?

How do I cope with the fact that I'll never be rich?

It's not me

I'm just angry at her and she is vegan so I'm cumming in her drinks

She is drinking Orange juice with it right now

my armpits won't stop sweating when I'm with my girlfriend.
I think cthulu lives in them.
This makes me pick at my toenails constantly
what do I do

He doesn't trust you to help him? If so, why?

How many times are you going to ignore the question and assume it's a him?

I collect pissjugs

Some of them are black and rotting the plastic jugs away

I've posted them on here before and I have labeled and dated them

Call cops on them

What is that a drawing of?

this

Your skills need work, wadr.

Why you ask?

Why did you answer my question with a question?

Whatever "The Problem" is for you, how serious are you about solving it?

Theres a girl at this cafeteria i work with, shes 18 fresh from highschool and im 24.

We kind of flirt/pretend bully eachother but mostly just for fun i tend to mess with everyone,but maybe i give her a little more attention tho cause shes fucking gorgeous.
Anyways lately i swear shes been purposefully rubbing her tits on me ,is this a thing girls do? Ill be working and she'll be beside me and accidentally brush her tits on my arm/shoulder but its happened like 5 times in 1 4 hour shift

She also touched my should when saying something

Is she actually flirting or is it just small accidental things?

Does she want to fuck or is my 2 year dry spell clouding up my mind ?

Don't you just love going in circles/cycles?

Still ignoring the question I see.

My girlfriend is severely depressed and it's preventing her from being sexually active with me, and as a result she feels even worse. She has no idea why she's depressed or what brings it about. How can I help?

Not really, I am genuinely curious on your opinion being a licensed psychologist if you think some people are beyond help.

>no friends
>no plans for future
>no passions
>no ambitions
>no will to live
any advice?

See this .
I DID answer the question.

I'm pretty sure I have avoidant personality. I constantly analyze everything I do in public and I have such a huge fear of rejection that I've never dated a woman even if they showed interest in me first.

How should I kill myself?

This one is a bit of two part question, sometimes in my thoughts I refer to myself in third person and have inappropriate thoughts such like i.e. "user thinks he should just kill himself" and other times I have intrusive thoughts athat random times like how I should punch the person in the face that is talking to me. Am I schizophrenic or have some form of Tourettes?

I have ptsd and most likely psycosis from a bad drug experience, any tips to not wanting to end my life everyday?

Have you tried hitting her/forcing yourself on her? Sometimes a push in the wrong direction could bring emotional stress out enough to unlock doors she keeps hidden that are causing her problems.

What if that doesn't help?

It will, trust me. I'm a psychologist :)

I don't really need advice, just want this off my chest. My coworker and I were robbed by two men with knives the other night. One of them held a knife to my throat and told me he was going to kill me. I smiled and acted nonchalant. I have always been able to talk my way out of any situation and so I've never been in an actual fight before.

However, none of that has anything to do with why I've been losing sleep every night since. Why I randomly break down in tears whenever I get lost in my thoughts and feel fine a couple minutes later. "You're acting stupid, bro. Quit acting like a pussy." But now I know what's really fucking with me. Why I can't get this fucking thing out of my mind. I'm disappointed with myself.

The man with the knife, a large Hispanic male with two teardrop tattoos, told me and my coworker that he was going to kill us. My coworker was crying and I was just cracking jokes the whole time. I didn't want him to see me as a threat. I'm good at reading people and I could tell that this man was like a shark; he smells fear on people and acts on it for the feeling of power and domination. And my coworker was scared.

At one point he hit her in the head and she began bleeding profusely; blood covering half of her face, her shirt, blood on the floor. He told her he was going to kill her.

After they had the money and before they left, my coworker and I were standing next to each other. He grabbed her by the front of her shirt and threw her out the door and down the stairs. She fell like a ragdoll. Now I stood there, with the other man watching me. I stood there and watched this fucking monster get on top of her and punch her in the face, repeatedly. They then dragged her to their car, kicking and screaming. I was calling 911 as I fucking watched her trying to get away as they threw her in the car. I fucking watched.

That's what gets me. Not that I had a knife stuck in my face. Not that this man told me he was going to kill me. That I fucking watched this monster take her, and did nothing. Now I know who I am. Now I know what I'd do in that situation. I just haven't figured out how to live with it yet. Anyway, thanks for listening.

>inb4 b8
Maybe not.

I was raped by my baby sitter for years. From 8-14 she would seduce me into sex or just molest me. She was older 14 when I was 8 I got to the point v where I use to look forward to it. she ruined any relationships for me and I'm still in love with her now... Why?