This bitch is like 1 mile away from me, might be able to fuck. Tell me what to say. If dubs...

This bitch is like 1 mile away from me, might be able to fuck. Tell me what to say. If dubs, I'll say no matter what it is. If not, I'll just say what I think will get me laid

'I went back in time fucked your mom came deep inside her, and now im back here in the present, and youve finally matured. You are my seed, let me retrive it through penal means.'

Anal?

this

Are you interested in hate fucking my ass?

reroll

I lick cats

Btw, your name is super beautiful. Don't normally see names like that

I'm shy

Rollin

Isn't that the fucking planet goku went to after namek blew up?

"Not gonna lie to you. I'm really attracted to ya"

you have a thing for zero? i'll put it in your hole bb

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Whats your view on pedophilia

Nothing to see here folks, OP turned out to be a massive faggot.

Winrar

show us your face zero

"I don't know much about digging holes, though. I'm better at filling them. Want me to show you?"

Waiting for response

-OP

Also, I'll do one of these when she replies, or a combination of the two

I'll show tinder profile pic if this thread turns into something

roll

/hebephilia/ correcting*

I suck so many dicks

-OP

post screenshots

holding breath.

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Rawling

rollll

Yardrat

Reroll

Soooo, got a strapon? I've been really needing a good assfucking.

Rolling

Roll

I'd like to be srs now. I'm in the desert and I need some juice. I feel dry and lonely.. it's hot and hard.. it might gets into something soon. How about we meet before the Sunshine hits you and me?

Hasn't replied yet

bump

The fuck. Is that a trap?

I don't think she's gonna reply

RIP

Trips and tits, nice

what a shitty response, shoulda ignored it if you wanted to get laid

snap?

u wan sum fuk?

I know, but dubs

Zero from Holes, or Napoleon Dynamite?

Yeah, no, you're not getting laid.

Also, if dubs, "I'm fucking bored talking to you. Fuck off."

Think again

so when are we fuckn?

show tits

then how 'bout you let me fill your hole

this

THIS GUY GETS IT FFS

rollin. pick this if you wanna get laid op

Dubs

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WINRAR

this seals the deal OP

Way ahead of you guys

Go away faggot

YOU FUCKING MOMO

atta boy, keep us updated, more snaps if you got em

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I need responses

can i eat your bum like icecream?

hail satan!

would you be into the idea of peeing on me?

rolling

rolllllling

ROLL

would you be willing to let me eat your butthole out?

ROLL

rolllllll

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So listen, I don't have much tinder game so fuck it... In a scale from 1 to 10 what are the chances you want to come over right now?

wanna come over and get some first hand experience ? i promise i'm no actual zero

can i come over and do butt stuff with you?

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Id go with this tbh, get a straight forward answer, shes already decided if she wants to fuck you or not anyway now you are just waiting till you get an answer

There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

Guys please stop trying to get dubs on such invasive comments.

Update: tinder says she like a mile away so I asked her what street she's on and I'm now waiting

i can show you how good i am at filling your hole ;) then you can lick mine clean

you know it's funny, the last girl I hooked up with also called me zero because she said that was the amount of minutes I lasted in bed

>er says she like a mile away so I aske

rall

kek

So you down? I'm broke, no ambition, but I'll smash like a broken gate in a hurricane.

get????????????

can i plz sniff ur butt hole and stroke myself off? thats my thing

hey ive got a request can you come over to my house like rn and recite to me the entire bee movie script?

got

this

goot

win win

nice fucking get mate

double winrar

reroll

Triple dubs, you have to do it

So, I'm looking for girl who will let me sit on her face and look good while I do it. 8ins fyi

Fuck, sent it anyways. Hope she takes it as a joke