This bitch is like 1 mile away from me, might be able to fuck. Tell me what to say. If dubs, I'll say no matter what it is. If not, I'll just say what I think will get me laid
This bitch is like 1 mile away from me, might be able to fuck. Tell me what to say. If dubs...
'I went back in time fucked your mom came deep inside her, and now im back here in the present, and youve finally matured. You are my seed, let me retrive it through penal means.'
Anal?
this
Are you interested in hate fucking my ass?
reroll
I lick cats
Btw, your name is super beautiful. Don't normally see names like that
I'm shy
Rollin
Isn't that the fucking planet goku went to after namek blew up?
"Not gonna lie to you. I'm really attracted to ya"
you have a thing for zero? i'll put it in your hole bb
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Whats your view on pedophilia
Nothing to see here folks, OP turned out to be a massive faggot.
Winrar
show us your face zero
"I don't know much about digging holes, though. I'm better at filling them. Want me to show you?"
Waiting for response
-OP
Also, I'll do one of these when she replies, or a combination of the two
I'll show tinder profile pic if this thread turns into something
roll
/hebephilia/ correcting*
I suck so many dicks
-OP
post screenshots
holding breath.
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Rawling
rollll
Yardrat
Reroll
Soooo, got a strapon? I've been really needing a good assfucking.
Rolling
Roll
I'd like to be srs now. I'm in the desert and I need some juice. I feel dry and lonely.. it's hot and hard.. it might gets into something soon. How about we meet before the Sunshine hits you and me?
Hasn't replied yet
bump
The fuck. Is that a trap?
I don't think she's gonna reply
RIP
Trips and tits, nice
what a shitty response, shoulda ignored it if you wanted to get laid
snap?
u wan sum fuk?
I know, but dubs
Zero from Holes, or Napoleon Dynamite?
Yeah, no, you're not getting laid.
Also, if dubs, "I'm fucking bored talking to you. Fuck off."
Think again
so when are we fuckn?
show tits
then how 'bout you let me fill your hole
this
THIS GUY GETS IT FFS
rollin. pick this if you wanna get laid op
Dubs
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WINRAR
this seals the deal OP
Way ahead of you guys
Go away faggot
YOU FUCKING MOMO
atta boy, keep us updated, more snaps if you got em
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I need responses
can i eat your bum like icecream?
hail satan!
would you be into the idea of peeing on me?
rolling
rolllllling
ROLL
would you be willing to let me eat your butthole out?
ROLL
rolllllll
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So listen, I don't have much tinder game so fuck it... In a scale from 1 to 10 what are the chances you want to come over right now?
wanna come over and get some first hand experience ? i promise i'm no actual zero
can i come over and do butt stuff with you?
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Id go with this tbh, get a straight forward answer, shes already decided if she wants to fuck you or not anyway now you are just waiting till you get an answer
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
Guys please stop trying to get dubs on such invasive comments.
Update: tinder says she like a mile away so I asked her what street she's on and I'm now waiting
i can show you how good i am at filling your hole ;) then you can lick mine clean
you know it's funny, the last girl I hooked up with also called me zero because she said that was the amount of minutes I lasted in bed
>er says she like a mile away so I aske
rall
kek
So you down? I'm broke, no ambition, but I'll smash like a broken gate in a hurricane.
get????????????
can i plz sniff ur butt hole and stroke myself off? thats my thing
hey ive got a request can you come over to my house like rn and recite to me the entire bee movie script?
got
this
goot
win win
nice fucking get mate
double winrar
reroll
Triple dubs, you have to do it
So, I'm looking for girl who will let me sit on her face and look good while I do it. 8ins fyi
Fuck, sent it anyways. Hope she takes it as a joke