Let's get a secrets thread going anons

Let's get a secrets thread going anons.

I got forced by a guy to give him a blowjob at a movie theater and ended enjoying how rough he was when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

Fucked best friends fiance for a few months before they got married. Now they are married, he has no idea and they have kids. Still hit it once in a while.

fuck of fbi

I let a guy occasionally pay me to suck my dick

You're a shitty friend

I'm going to masturbate to pictures of child pornography right now. And they're pictures of me

i have to be addicted to something or else i feel like im worthless.

how did that started?

I am stalking question guy and will kill him soon. Hopefully before the Sup Forums killer finds him first.

I'm a nigger

When I hit puberty, I started developing as a girl in all ways, except for my having male sex parts. By middle school, I was teased until I got home schooled. My last two girlfriends were lesbians who considered me "a girl with a built-in strap-on." I now online pretending to be a girl for kicks. Some of you probably fapped to me. Once in a while I used go out, dressed as a girl, let a guy take me home and get some laughs at his horror of my having a penis. I stopped doing THAT after the first time it backfired, badly... not just an asskicking.

post pics fag

>Backfired
He was okay with it?

moms friend fonger me in car back

I don't care

And blow my cover? I post pics and I get an online army with my pics with the title "It's a trap!"

you ever make that move and try to make it happen again user?

how did it backfire? what happened?

how did that start? is she hot? anything she won't do?

Yep... and I put on the brakes saying I thought it would end by him finding out I was actually a guy. It ended badly and I got into Jujitsu after that.

i masturbated to a shemale and i fucking loved it. would love to fuck a trap once in my life.

we did have another situation that almost lead to something else but it didnt ended up working out

I had my first gay experience, not by choice, and I got heavy into self defense.

Super hot. Green eyes, 5'10, slim, blonde, kinky, smart. Let's me do almost anything to her. I cum inside her she makes her husband use condoms and keeps things vanilla with him because he is boring and won't dominate her properly.

tell us how it went down, I've been wondering if you'd ever post a followup.

I hadn't lost my virginity up until senior year and was tired of the label. I was fit from track and socially adept, I just wasn't interested in having a girlfriend.

In my AP Spanish Class, I said that I was a virgin because I only wanted casual sex without attachment. Word spread around and suddenly girls I barely knew were bringing it up with me. I exchanged contacts with all of them and had sex with exactly six sluts because I kept lying that I was still a virgin.

I jerked off to two of my friends younger sisters, holding their underwear while her brother was preoccupied.

sorry for that, i've just been scared to post anything more and kind of busy with other things but nothing really happend because we ended up getting "interrupted"/joined by another friend

I passed Computer Science last semester by pretending to be single and getting the desperate guys to help me.

you lost me at lost

that sounds much more positive than when I last saw you around.

At the time you couldn't figure out how to get across to him that you were okay with it, do you think he's figured that much out?

>with exactly six sluts

lollll
ya got me

I've got a secret Sup Forums and no one knows. Not even my friends or family. This is the first time I've ever told anyone so here it goes.

>Be me
>closet vegetarian since childhood
>hated the taste of meat for as long as I could remember
>disgusting death juices and chewyness
>flavor is abysmal
>other kids make fun of me for not eating sin food
>.fast forward a few years
>figure I'll fool everyone by eating meat
>go home at end of day and vomit all the bad food that hasn't digested yet
>eat tasty not murdered food
>fast forward to today
>have fridge stocked with gross meat for show, throw it out at end of week, buy more at beginning of new week
>burning $300+ dollars on gross meat I don't ever eat
>keep it in fridge to show friends I eat meat
>I don't
>have a second fridge in basement
>nothing but lettuce and tomato and other healthy and delicious things
>no one knows I eat meat as a farce just to vomit it up later and replace with salad

But I'm sure that's happened to you.

"I'm a straight guy who developed like a girl who occasionally took guys home just to laugh at their horror of my having boy sex parts. What could possibly go wrong?"

Started when we were drunk at a party but we always flirted

i think... but im really not sure... i just invited him to hang out and like.. half invited people around hoping they wouldnt turn up but someone did

Someone will not like your joke and then you'll end up dead

frosted butts

I've cheated on my boyfriend 4 times with 4 different guys. We've been together for 3 years and I don't think I'm ever gonna tell him. I wil probably do it again, too...

I worked as a "Non-official cover" for an American intelligence agency for 11 years. I lied to the public in exchange for money.

I did meth 3 weeks ago without knowing it was meth then did it again after finding out

I cheated on my boyfriend with my yoga instructor for three months, he never found out about it.

I once thought about a man whilst masturbating and im not gay.

That's why I only do it online now. Can't violate me if I'm not there in person and I lie about where I live. I'm only gonna' do it until I get bored with it. It's been 4 years, so it will probably get old soon.

My cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger :(

why? were they all randoms? how did u hook up?

Pretty hot. Which one of you will timestamp tits?

No, they were all guys that I was friends with, and that he knew. We would just be hanging out and they'd come onto me and I would just go with the flow

You wrote this: Didn't you? kek

seems like a good tactic to me.

If you don't want to come out and tell him, your best option is to put yourself in situations where he can do it again.

If you keep ending up alone with him when you can, he's going to get that you're not scared of him and he can probably do it again. and he'll take that chance.

how did it happen the first time? how was the sex? why did it stop?

thats hot, what did u do with them? anything u wouldn't do with them?

we do end up alone often while waiting for the bus at the bus stop but i don't think anything is going to happen there

The first time was a pretty spontaneous tryst after an evening session, it stopped when he started seeing someone seriously.

I was low on money and vetted out some people in Craigslist. He sucks my sick for like 20 minutes and pays me 60 bucks. It's shotty because I'm straight and have a girlfriend, but money was tight and just haven't stopped yet. On occasion I like to suck a dick, and I've been fucked once but didn't enjoy it as much as my girlfriend pegging me

a bus stop is a bit public, you need somewhere at least a little more private.

thats hot, what did u do ? also, what do you look like and how bendy are you? i always imagine yoga sex as really bendy..

fag

that's what i thought, but we usually split after a couple of stop in the bus so i dont really know where we could do it

You're talking to a guy I hope you realize that.

do u have to cum to get paid? how old is he? how old are you?

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yeah, its a tricky one. you need an excuse to be with him in a room or a movie theatre or even a car alone, but you cant make it seem too fabricated.

does he drive? can you ask him a favour, like going to pick something up with you, or helping move a couch/fix your internet/stop a leaking tap/whatever he's actually good at?

>Guy sucks my dick
>like to suck a dick
>enjoy being pegged
>straight

MODS ~~> ~~~>

i still live with my parents so a lot of those are kind of cut off but we do play games quite often together... im sorry i just sound kind of down since i cant find any good idea

How does it feel to be mentally weak? I'd probably fuck you too behind your boyfriends back due to the lack of self esteem and morality.

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You haven't had luck yet but it sounds like you've made some progress, now you just have to work through options.
Does he live with his parents?

^fapped to me. XD

he does, we are both younger (but TOTALLY OF LEGAL AGE) so it's hard just to find a private place at all

I nanny my neighbor up the streets two girls three nights a week. One is nine and one is twelve, the nine year old has a fuzzy snizz and genuine tits, probably C cup. I know this because after they eat they shower and then spend between shower and bed time nude. Watching TV playing ipad basically the entire time nude. The nine year old is more developed than the twelve year old and it freaks me out sometimes. I should really say something to the parents but I enjoy the view too much.

Kill yourself

all the way ;)

Who would look after their kids?

Every time i meet an attractive girl, I involuntarily think of what it would be like to rape her and if i could get away with it.

yep, I remember that age - it was hard enough to find privacy with somebody willing, but you're trying to arrange enough privacy to be molested. He's not about to do that if there's a chance of a parent walking in.

Your options are semi-public places you both happen to be (cinema, parties, etc) or a car I guess.
It's a matter of time. Just put yourself in the situations whenever you can and it'll happen.

No one

we do go to parties quite often together, you think he would try something if we just.. ended up together in a room? i mean.. what if i get noisy or something?

Typically he likes to swallow. I'm 23 and he's gotta be in his mid forties. His dick is pretty small but it's alright for anal. Always protected of course.

Na I think they cool with me letting them nude up and occasionally "catching me" with my set out and having a fiddle.

You are fucked

whats that even mean?

I've helped 3 past gfs to have sex with a friend's dog

wouuld it be possible to do that by myself? if so how? im kind of curious about that kind of things but im scared of messing things up and ending up hurting myself or my dog

I bought a satin robe and I shower after them and lay around jerking my dick in the robe in the hope that they will "catch" me.

Assuming youre a girl, yeah it can be done but it's best done on your back on the edge of a bed or a couch. You can control how deep he is easier and whether you want to take the knot.

The 3 girls I helped wanted to do it "doggy style" which can be tough even if the dog is experienced since he often misses home. It's best to try it on your back and guide his cock in. Be aware of the bone that dogs have inside their cock which can hurt if he humps into leg or somewhere

if i lay in that position will he understand what to do or do i have to get him in the right position and help him do it too?

in a room alone, at night, after a few drinks? I'd say you've got a high chance there, especially if the door locks.

Noisy...well, try not to be. if it's a party there'll probably be some background music, and if you're not already being muffled by a cock in your mouth you can always use a pilllow or something to drown it out.

Most people who live with their parents have figured out how to cum without being too noisy, hopefully you're one of them.

have u tried sucking ur dog yet? what kind of dog?

I used to trick my sister and used her body as a grind toy for almost a year and then i stopped after getting her to give me a blowjob a couple times

how did u trick her? how did the bj happen? ever see or touch her pussy?

I haven't, I usually have a period of time where I'm alone home, but I either usually bite my lips or slow down a bit to shut myself but I don't think I can do that with him if he is doing anything to me. I could get him a couple of drink before and stuff my face in a pillow if needed, that should be enough I hope

i pet him around that area until it started poking out but nothing more, i dont know if it was bad to do that kind of things without letting him actually mate

and its a border collie

Have they caught you yet?

Bite the pillow.

ah hes prob horny! let the poor guy cum,,,,what do u wanna do with him? does he get big? ever wonder what his cum tastes like?

yep, just try to muffle yourself as best you can and rely on background noise for people elsewhere in the house.

You can do it, user. I believe you have the requisite skills to be reluctantly molested by this man again.

I will but I'm still scared if it's going to work or not, things might happen where I can't or things move around and I let out something that I shouldn't