/nzg/ - New Zealand General: It's Friday, My Dudes

/nzg/ - New Zealand General: It's Friday, My Dudes

Happy weekend, you lot.

Sup, dunedin here. got the new Pokemon game, shits dank af

Sup

geek is that you? can see what you mean now.

This looks pretty fucking cool

jew reporting in
>nice van mate

>inb4 i will literally cuck you

Kapiti here

Yah bro

Is it time to start thinking about Christmas yet?

Dudes it's time for nudes

Can see what you mean bro

Dunedin reporting, no rain.. yet

Where are the /cuteboys/ from Christchurch :/

Hello, boys!

>anyone selling mushies?

What did everyone have for tea?

I had chicken nibbles, organic, free-range from Nosh. Not sure if I could taste a difference but they certainly haven't made me feel ill like the factory farmed inghams/tegal stuff.

shorefag here, anyone is auk tonight?

nosh is a great place to go dumpster diving. they throw out like 50 loaves of artisan bread every night.

also I used to work for kiwirail. Saw the Tegel factory next door burn down in the middle of my night shift.

when did /nzg/ turn into a cesspool of faggots?

for real? might tell all the homlessbros around town to go check that out.

That's a very savvy tip!

Never dumpster dived but have thought of it.

>Saw the Tegel factory next door burn down in the middle of my night shift.
Talk about hot and spicey.

HOT
SMELLING
KIWI
COCK

>pic related

they are fucking terrible

>HOT
>SMELLING
>KIWI
>COCK

I think over here it's called "hangi pork"

who dunedin here

People actually shop at nosh?

Kiwirail where?

Right here

Where else are you meant to get activated almonds?
servicing westfield

vegans, lotto winners and nz "celebrities" do.

I've already stated several times in nzg that you don't buy the almonds activated, you buy raw almonds (preferably californian) and activate them overnight before you plan to consume.

i will literally cuck you

> be me
>18 years
>16 own sister
> have tights fetish
>Sister likes to keep on top of tights at home
>Sitting on the couch and put his feet on my lap
>Says that if you put your laundry rub her feet
>Lov fucking awesome
>Rub her sister's legs and beats in pretty fucking
>Sister is small and so is the legs
>A diamond dick
>Accidentally hit her sister's leg
>Sister wince a bit, but stays calm
>Asks that are hot his feet
>Corresponds to shame yes
>Sister says that I can lick them already do housework for her
>Hesitated a moment, but dick is about to explode
>Apart from kissing and lick her sister's feet
>Sister rub their feet cock through my pants
>Not immediately I come
>Ask that he not tell anyone
>Agrees, but now I'm his slave
>That day forward sister made it clear that if you do not reply to this message, your mother will die the next night while sleeping
>Was worth it

Literally

Why are ID's even gone?

Where da dunedin nudes at?

Got a couple of job interviews next week. Any nz bros got some advice?

eye contact

where abouts?

piss on the floor to assert dominance

...

think i got that covered
hamilton/tokoroa
ez

YEAAAAH more Lacey

devonport fag

browns bay fag here.

its just south african soccer mums and the occasional meth head.

You know nobody calls it that.

It was my first time going, bit expensive for some things, others not.

Thanks there captain obvious.

No new stuff, there never is

Dam well old shit is better than no shit

cbf tho
last one

any1 up for nudes trading

i will if you have any HBC/orewa area nudes.

They will often ask you :Do you have any questions?". Have something prepared.

What is it like working here? (Ask about the work culture)
Does the company plan on expanding anytime soon?
What is the job security like? Is there a high staff turn over?

Also read a thing saying psyche yourself up beforehand into thinking you're going to see old friends, you'll feel comfortable and will smile, etc, making the interviwers smile too, if you're in a good mood it'll rub off. It's not so much what ou say but how you make them feel and how you make them feel when they think of you.

i have lots

YOU HAD ONE JOB

Awesome thanks for the advice

collection is currently small but will post anyway.

>pro tip
dont use seagate HDD,s they fucking suck.

sup bitches. whats happening in auckland tonight

Know the answer to "what are your strengths and weaknesses"

what happened with the seagate?

Nothing. I am eating cold pizza and drinking mimosas. Got any weed?

got a new hard drive, within 6 months it fucked itself, couldnt retrieve data.

10 years of collecting down the drain.

>Got any weed?
No thanks, I'm already gay

Ayyyy. Forrest Hill.

"What are your strengths and weaknesses?"
"Strength and weakness:

I wasn't asking if you want to fuck me.

Would any of you go to a deathgrips concert if they played here?

>mimosas
Look nice as.

nudes?

fuck thats rough mate. got a source/name on that photo?

Sometimes, I work TOO hard.

Fucked how? I've lost count of the people I've dealt with who wanted to throw away externals just because the sata/usb adaptor failed.

There's also a data recovery company I use for clients who are too fucking stupid to back shit up. It's pricey though.

forget her name, but shes in a bunch of that jamies-world chicks videos.

pic related is auk girl.

Wow, so many Aucklanders in here. Let's meet up. If one of you is a woman I will buy you drinks until you find me attractive.

Got none. Been lurking this shithole since 2005 and haven't even seen anyone I know.

I have a dick btw.

Hamilton here, where the bitches at?

I've only ever met one other Sup Forumstard in RL and he was the definition of degenerate autism.

Fuck you Beard.

i found my ex's sisters nudes. ive only been here for 2 years

3 WD hardrives in my pc mounting up to like 7tb of storage.

Youngest one is 2 or 3 years old. Oldest maybe 5-7 years old.

Lugged my pc around for lans, to other rooms of the house and back, and forwards on holidays to my familys in Blenhole and Nelson for the last 7 years. Never had a hard drive break except my first seagate external after 3 or 4 months.

My beard is trim and sexy.

ive had those too, they fucking suck ass.

share them Sup Forumsro?

Lucky you. Sharing is caring.

i swear by WD for HDD and samsung or corsair for SSD.

they replaced my samsung hdd on warranty, used it externally for a while and it also broke after 5 to 6 months.

Banned from the TC.
Welp, fuck the mods.
You cunts are pieces of shit.

Die in a car fire.

...

was your dick out?

...

Hah my SSD is Corsair aswell. Though its the only SSD I have used before.

seen it in real life and everything, she was so fucking drunk

>Level 3 economics

This bitch in high school?

level 2

yeh

level 2*

Yeah dude I live by WD. I've never owned a seagate and never will. Every friend I've had with an HDD/External problem was seagate. It's cheaper for a reason.

Currently have 1 250GB SSD (Samsung)

6TB WD Black Internal
3x 4TB WD Black Internals

1x 4TB WD External
4x 2TB WD Externals

Want to just set up a massive NAS. Maybe a 5 bay and load it up with 6TBs but the cost of that would be extremely high and I've bought most of these drives over the last 5ish years.

I only pull my dick out for Harambe.
Not for some filthy faggots on an iranian bread making forum.

perfect

What was your name and why were you banned?