CHOOSE

CHOOSE

red obviously

I kill myself

Red, I'm gay

Only difficult if you're a beta autist.

easy, I just wear gloves when I'm on the computer

i'm already not touching anything but my computer and me =/

I'm not touching girls anyway, so...

...

Beta autists dont touch people of the opposite sex anyways so that makes it pretty easy

red duh

anyone who doesnt choose blue needs to end their life for the betterment of humanity

Trips aside, you can't forcefully finger a girl on the bus and argue you didn't because you had gloves on.

I can't live without the internet, so byebye sex life. Sex is nice, but it's honestly overrated.

sure you can

>Never touch a person of the opposite sex again
>again
>implying I ever did

I have kids.

Never have, but I would fuck dudes. Just as a top though.

Correction, you can't argue it and win.

norm or autist

You do realize that makes you an autist.

Define computer, does this include phones tablets heavy and light machinery washing machines and advanced refrigerators?

I was about to say that this choice would be easy for gay people.

Red because traps are men you closet faggots

Should have told me that sooner.

red, duh.
>implying I ever lost my virginity

actually you don't even need gloves, atoms push each other away, so you never touched the pc or the girl.