Sportsfu time lads

Sportsfu time lads.

You know what to do.

Most our women look like that.

>ywn massage KYK's legs

I'm sorry.

literal perfection

>You know what to do.

Indeed.

If it's not Sharapova or Bouchard, you're doing it wrong.

I'll never get over my olympicfu

POST IT

You shouldn't actually.

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>tfw no leducky gf to cuddle with

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holy shit muh dick

Koreans are objectively the ugliest in asia next to flips, thais, viets and indos

apart from her volleyball skills

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pls dont bully in this thread

Christ I love her

Viets are the best looking in Asia

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>flips, thais, viets
these can be very good looking

Same person

How do I import one?

y-you too

claimed :3

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only right answer here

muh girl, sersha

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postin cute

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sloetjes>sletjes lads

>twn bully you
;_;

i was literally the only boy in my handball team as a kid, and they'd all bully me on bus rides to tournaments. but i was 12 and it was terrible.

go on...

>Slutjews

not much. used to play football as a kid, it's a summer sport. handball is winter, so my parents signed me up for handball when football season was over so i had a sport. handball was a girl sport where i grew up though, so only girls played, except for another boy, which is why they thought it was ok for me to join too. he quit when i started though, so i was the only one left. when we went to tournaments we'd rent a bus. when we got to know each other better they'd start teasing me more, pulling my hair and tearing at my clothes. it was terrible. near the end i started getting nervous because we always slept together in classrooms and halls etc, it was awkward at that age and they knew it. they gang up on me while i was in my sleeping bag.

>they'd start teasing me more, pulling my hair and tearing at my clothes.
>it was awkward at that age and they knew it. they gang up on me while i was in my sleeping bag.

>>it was awkward at that age and they knew it. they gang up on me while i was in my sleeping bag.

is that Jeremy lin?

This literally sounds like an anime

it kind of is now that i think of it. i mean most of the time it was all normal, but when we were sitting in the bus for hours they'd get bored and just come up with some stupid shit to do to me, i was kind alike their mascot. i'm glad they didn't pull any shit during showers, casue where we trained the shower area was separated by a locked door only. i could hear them laugh and spray water at each other and stuff.

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>the shower area was separated by a locked door only. i could hear them laugh and spray water at each other and stuff.

always thought this was a weird way to set up for the gymnasium, but it made it so they could open up the door blocking the showers to expand it, if there was a football training and like 20 men had to shower after practice. also made it possibly for us to slide mirrors under the door when girls showered after gym. alas, too much steam.

Looks like a good set up for some sexy sexy pranks.

They need to hurry up with the shared consciousness technology so I can download your memories and fap myself into a coma

both saori, kimura and sakoda

Lad that beef.

once when we were doing a school play during elementary, i was in a small sketch with two other girls. a doctor and a patient, and i played a corpse in the morgue in the background. i lie on a table with a sheet over myself while they talk, at the end i scare them all by getting up, simple. during rehearsal alone with them in a small group room i was just lying on a table while they read their lines, when they suddenly approached me and started rubbing my crotch. they asked me if i liked it. i said no, then yeah and they giggled.

i wonder how many guys had experiences like his in elementary school.

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>i played a corpse in the morgue in the background. i lie on a table with a sheet over myself while they talk

i was "naked" too, only boxer shorts, so it looked real.

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did you guys not have anything like this happen? tons of similar stuff. had a high school babysitter that would basically cuddle with me and play wrestle when i was 10/11, shit like that. i don't know if it was good for me or bad. once night we'd zap through channels at night before i went to bed on a saturday when my parents were on some party, and she ended up on TV1000, a movie channel that aired porn after dark. quickly zapped past it. i had to go to bed then.

Fucking no that never happened to me! I wish that some qt 3.14 (assuming of course) would molest me.

>did you guys not have anything like this happen?
I fucking wish.

>had a high school babysitter that would basically cuddle with me and play wrestle

ITS NOT FAIR

i remember my mom had bought some decorative mirrors for our hallway, and stuck them to the wall with some double sided tape. one night this girl was watching me one of the mirrors fell down all of a sudden because the tape didn't hold, it crashed loudly and she got kinda scared. i went into the hallway to check out and said it was just a mirror, she playfully called me my hero and kissed me on the forehead lol. basically white knight.

once she brought a girlfriend to sit but then they'd just talk and ignore me.

>she playfully called me my hero and kissed me on the forehead

oh gosh :3c

i had a crush on her for years. she used to wear those gray, really baggy sweat pants, i love that on girls now.

I want to stuff her pierogi with sausage if you know what I am trying to say fampai

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ITT:
>Norway living the life

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Why is she so perfect?

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I want her to sit on my face

Best korea is so pure

delet this

>three names
>both

I'd like to tenderize her beef desu senpaitachi

Just listened to an interview of her.
She DID NOT had sex in the Olympics.


She did not had sex in the Olympics partially because to have condoms you'd have to get them from a machine near the restaurant in the OVillage, and the whole Portuguese athletes would give standing ovations to whoever did get one, no matter the country.

I see what you did there

both of them have same first name saori, other two are their surnames
idiot