Cubs vs Cardinals Official

Who day baseball here?

Yay daygame. Staying up late is really hard these days since my workload increased. Can only pray it gets better when we close in on the postseason.

How many bongs and bings?

Go cusb.

lgc

Started 15 mins ago senpai

>unironically running on grampa ross

Based Lester

Fuck yeah Lester

Bryant has been pretty shit lately

Mfw no hits yet

BASED GRAMPS

D I N G E R
I
N
G
E
R

Grampa Rossy in on the action.

> #1 in the league in catcher ERA (min 50 gm)
> mashing HRs
> unironically planning to retire

I know right. I usually end up watching VODs or highlights of the night games during more appropriate time. Awesome to see some other European baseball fans too, I get weird looks when I tell people I follow baseball. Especially since we have our own baseball variant in Finland, I still follow it, but baseball is more interesting to me.

>continuing to fuck with David Ross

wtf I love Joe West now

So I guess the Cubs have clinched the division with this, right?

nope, 1 more win needed

If they win today they guarantee a tie for the division at worst. any further cubs win or cards loss will clinch it.

Why do u like this its too boring

RIZZ ON ME

D I N G E R
I
N
G
E
R

How about you agree to GTFO Cubs game threads and I agree not to give my opinion on the quintessential German athlete Boateng?

RIIIIIZZ OOOOOON MEEEEE!
RIIIIIZZ MEEEEE OOOOOON!
IIIIIT WILLLLL GOOOOO!
IN A SECOND OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

offense is rolling again

Kerwin Danley is such a bitch, he ALWAYS gets dramatic if a pitch hits him or even just grazes him. Anyone remember when he got carried out on a stretcher because a broken bat slapped the side of his mask?

>No hitters
>boring

>le gidp man didn't gidp
Gneiss

he's a terrible umpire too, like CB Buckner and Laz Diaz

Is there a position in sports that gets more of a consistent beating than MLB catcher?

almost any football player

A boxer on a ring?

golfer. it can get hot sometimes walking around all day i bet

But can they do it 135 days a year during cold windy nights at Wrigley?

you're counting squatting as "taking a beating"

catchers don't take foul tips all that often

hockey goalies take some shots too

Lester would probably be in the cy young discussion if he wasnt the second best pitcher on his team

>"They haven't had any"

Kek. The way that was said sounded much more passive-aggressive than I think it was supposed to be.

TRIPS

RIZZ ON ME

rbi 101

>the shitty of st louis

>Drive in 3 runs with two outs

This is what I like to see. I wish KB got an inside the parker, though.

Cubs win.

>white_supremacist_frog_holding_a_"W"_flag.png

Is this... preemptive?

Let's hope he doesn't blow it... I don't want the Cubs to be #RondonFor

If the name "Carlos Marmol" triggers flashbacks, you might be a Cubs fan.

Antonio Alfonseca

the SQUID

Fuck both your teams. But let me see dem postseason shirts pham.

3 hit shutout

Magic number = 1

lester = 17-4 with 2.4 era

rondon looked sharp

offense rolling

93 wins, back to 41 over

+234 differential

93-52
3
-
5
2

...

>zero methlouis fans makes for a comfy thread