Dubs decides
I'm actually trying to get laid here boys, don't fuck this up for me.
Dubs decides
I'm actually trying to get laid here boys, don't fuck this up for me.
Has you ever put sharpie in pooper?
I have curious if you are the same.
You >do you eat booty
Her >no
You >I do
You>Number
My best of actually getting laid on there is to get right to the point
Op that girl will not have sex with you unless you are a big black guy.
To add to this dont waste your time playing games just get right to the point
Bump
Hey babe, let me see them dubs
"o shit waddup"
Hi
Hello, i dont drink, i dont cuss, im a smart little homo sapiens
"are you ready to fight in the race war?"
Hey, you seem like u want sum dick in yo mouth
You've got nice eyes.
I've hear that you can get a brighter color with cum in them.
Just need to let it rest for 15 min.
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You're hot, can I piss in your pooper?
THIS
INTJ
Sweet ride. Is that a Ford model T?
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rollin
Hey baby, I'm not on tesco mobile like an absolute peasant. Wbu?
rollie
"send nudes or i'll kill you"
You have been selected for insemination. Remove your clothes and spread your legs. Now.
have u ever been with a 12 inch cock before?
reroll
roll
Please be fertile and ovulating Please be fertile and ovulating Please be fertile and ovulating Please be fertile and ovulating Please be fertile and ovulating Please be fertile and ovulating
🤙
this
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What if she says yes and sends her number?
"I'm actually trying to get laid here, don't fuck this up for me."
Fuck sake, I said don't fuck this up for me.
do it op
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not your personal dating wingmen.
Maybe she's got a preggo fetish. You never know until you try.
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... .you're not going to do it, are you, you fedora wearing, beta SJW?
Well done! I take it back. You're not a fedora wearing beta.
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So did she nope out of your chat yet or what?
Nah, I don't think she's read it yet.
If my tinder matches are any indication, we might be in for a long wait.
I'll check back tomorrow morning.
Not getting anything bros
She replied boys
Nothing, sorry. That was my silly brother messing with my phone.
So... how's your vagina?
Roll
oh shit here we go
winrar
fucking kek
Check this link:
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Oh shit I forgot the other part.
"Forgot"
🤙
>forgot
m'kay
if dubs, leave the other part off and send the post below this one
Now you're never gonna get laid.
🤙 call me 🤙
reroll
now you look like a fucking high school kid. shouldve owned it.
L O N D O N
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>he probably is
CONGRADULATIONS. YOU JUST GOT BLUE BALLED
Noice. Just lip smacking J U I C Y
IMMA EAT YOU LIKE A BUCKET OF LARD HILLBILLY BOI.
"can i inhale ur butt"
I got quads nigger you gotta do it
faggot post but god tier digits
Rip?
Rap
Ha quads, yes do et!
Quads confirmed!!!! Send her the great news faggot