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>making a reddit thread
gotta go back kid

>being a reddit country

Whatever you say Amereddit

Did I miss anything in the first?

the last two /hoc/s were the best of the offseason

prove me wrong

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BULJUUUUU

>/rap/
>Haikus

I really can't.

>all canadian teams have active subreddits
we all know who the REAL plebbitors are

>Canada cares more about hockey than Americshart

Who woulda thunk.

>Knowing what's on reddit

Return

@71220574
FUCK OFF REDDIT

reminder Sup Forums is an american country

Holy shit Americans absolutely blown the fuck out

Explains all the autism.

>mfw I've been here for years without a valid Sup Forums pass

pls no deportation

how very tanned german of you

If this post ends in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 0, the >hasb don't win the stan lee

Patricians support these teams;
>Czech, USA, Sweden, Russia, Europe

pleb cuckolds:
>Finland, Canada, NA

@71220747
better luck next time, tripcuck

1. Canada
2. NA
3. USA

4. Sweden
5. Russia
6. Finland
7. Czech
8. EU

Thanks for those kind words
but FInland is patriotic too imo

Gamethread here:

If this post ends in anything but 23, Toews is canadian

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Official /hoc/ power rankings
Canada
binlan
Norge
Sweden
Germany
UK
Brazil
Greece
USA
[Power gap]
Armenia

Perfect list

>tfw Careys knees bust at the mere sight of Kreider

>been at the beach every day for weeks
>still not tanned

GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR REFPUCK!!!!!!!

What are the stat ratings for players since the lockout?
Most goals
Points
Assists
Hits
Awards

I'm supporting Russia and Binland for this cup.
Anyone else gets those Pepsi cans with the team jerseys?
Those things are cool as fuck.

>and then he said "team na will win the gary bowl"

Where could I find these? Don't even like soda but I want them.

Pretty dank. Haven't seen them around here though

nvm just saw the french. frogs were a fucking mistake

No but i got something else...

>the shitty of columbus, ohio

Yeah, they're only in Canada from what I gather, sadly
I don't think there is a way you could get them shipped, but maybe ebay has them.
The people who stock them can't tell the difference between the Canadian can and the Czech can.

I have a Kharlamov jersey I got for my birthday from lutch, a Nike Russia jersey from the sochi olympics, and an ovechkin dynamo moscow jersey from the last lockout.
I also have a Russian scarf and a russia flag but I only wear those when I go to games.

>drafting a finnish bust
not even once

>Yeah, they're only in Canada from what I gather, sadly
>Pepsi poopsie

>The people who stock them can't tell the difference between the Canadian can and the Czech can.
Lel

I got a game worn Team USA jersey signed by all players that played at 28th April 2015 in Vienna
It was a friendly against Austria and I got the gameworn of Zach Redmond

Are you Russian?

Noice, this one is kamenskys jersey from the 80s that my father traded with him after a game

Checked and awesome trade
nowadays players would never do that anymore

It's pretty funny when you have a couple kids who accidentally grab a Czech can and get to the cash register and are very disappointed.

Yes, Ethnically speaking.

What tournament was it for?

That's incredible.

some Iceland player got Ronaldo's jersey, but ronaldo refused to give it to him

>Auston

What the fuck kind of a name is that?

Is he Cell key material?

it was a friendly game/training game for the World Championship

the announcer just called NA's opponent "czechoslovakia"

is this
>american
or
>canadian
education?

>It's pretty funny when you have a couple kids who accidentally grab a Czech can and get to the cash register and are very disappointed.
Heh. Would be embarassed as parent/10

My dad refers to Russia as Soviet all the time because of pure habit

2-0 inc

Pekka from kuusamo here again. Just got back from work, took a bit longer because i decided to go to the gym also.

But now i got food in front of me and a cold beer ready to be drinken.

Hope your night is going as well as mine. Lets go Hocckei!

-Pekka from Kuusamo

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>another general

Lovely song, thanks for posting it.

- Your friend Pekka

Czech and Slovakia need to be reunited. Easily would become the 3rd best team in the world.

pls remember to sign your town too, friend

-Your friend, Miguel from just outside of El Paso

>columbus defense

>philadelphia defense

G H O S T
H
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An American one

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>shitsburgh """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""infrastructure""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

is he the next hasek i keep hearing about?

USA USA USA USA USA
MATTWHOS ELITE

>mcbullied
lmao

Reeee piggy scored

Auston
Matthews

>finally tie it
>get scored on

thanks jest

>the future of jest goaltending

RIGHT TO THE SCHNOZ

Been wondering a lot lately..

I remember, back when I was around 11-13 yrs old, I played hockey with my mates on the streets
We were always calling dibs on being someone from the NHL, I always wanted to be 'Yzerman'
My fat friend, Anders, who always happened to be a goalie, wanted to be Hasek

So I wonder, in say, 3-5 yrs; will the youth in 3-5 yrs calling dibs on being/pretending to be 'Puljujärvi'?
"I'm Puljujärvi!"
"Arrrh damn, guess I'll be Laine again, then.."

kids are probably already calling to be pulju and laine here.

I love Finland

Why would you want to be somebody else? I'd always call my name scoring the ot goal for Stan Lee's cup.

>the city of NA

what's so strange about that?

granted that they do not bust

is there more hokkei tonight?

>getting meme'd on by the czech republic

Team Europe won't win a game

Sweden- Europe

Elite

how many bongs?

ice to meet you pekka, haha.

-michael

Canada - Russia in 1 bong and 10 bings

lol what is he doing wearing that hat. that teams not even around anymore dumb frok

Don't you think they would rather pick non-bust players?

fugg i need to go weld ships in the morning but oh well

40 bings

Are you the steel mill user?

>buston matthews
>1 goal
>mcmeme
>0 points

Oilels locker room tour live on Facebook

no

any links for the game?

trips of busts

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Aleksander Barkov, C, Florida Panthers (ADP: 54.1; NHL.com rank: 40)

Barkov averaged 0.89 points per game last season, 19th in the League (minimum 60 games), and can score 75-80 points if he stays healthy for a full season. He had 59 points in 66 games in 2015-16, with 16 points on the power play, and has the luxury of playing with Jaromir Jagr, Jonathan Huberdeau and defenseman Keith Yandle on the first power-play unit. Barkov has a chance to finish among the top 20 or 30 fantasy assets and is going as low as the 60-70 range in some mock drafts.

Stat projection: 34 goals, 44 assists, plus-16, 18 PIMs, 24 PPP, 220 SOG

Fuck off

Nice pun :D, nice to meet you also friend

Hey bud, uncalled for.


- Pekka for Kuusamo

gib (You) thanks

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