Can you faggots give me some advice about life? I know that this isn't the best place to look for successful people...

Can you faggots give me some advice about life? I know that this isn't the best place to look for successful people, but there are a few on this site
I'm a senior in HS, and I have no fucking clue what I'm going to do with my life. I fucked up in freshman year and basically failed all of my classes. I made up all of the credits, but I still feel like that will hold me back. I probably cant get a scholarship. There is no way I can pay for college, my whole family is broke. Is it true that the military will pay for my education? If I had to pick something to major in, it would definitely be STEM, probably mathematics. Can any of you give me advice about any of this? I'm pretty clueless.

Colten, is that you?

>Colten
Why the fuck would someone name their child Colten?

yeah military will pay your way through but you'll be busy as hell during your entire time in school

free time will be hard to come by

same reason some autistic mother wants to name their kid "braden" instead of "Brandon"

also the same reason initial whores put initials on the back of their vehicles and stick whores put stick families on the back of their vehicles
---- they are also bad drivers

Life is a process of self creation. Thought creates energy. Learn how to create the life you choose with thought, word, and action. You dont need money to be happy, which, I would hope, is your main goal. All you need to do to be happy is simply choose to be. Nothing is a struggle until you decide to see it that way. Everything is merely a process, and you choose who you are and who you want to be in the face of these occurences. Dont live on an unconscious level, you will likely create a shitty life, but even that is relative. Always choose your thoughts words and actions wisely, as they all hold amazing levels of creative power. Think deeply about specifically what you want in life, imagine that being in your future, imagine that there is no other option, nothing other than what you want. Once you have that clearly outlined continue to focus on it every day and do the actions which would lead to that. Dont be lazy, hard work and being productive as much more satisfying than being bored. Live your life for you and no one else. Dont get married or have kids if you want to have freedom and money. Always choose the action love sponsers, for being loving is humans first nature. I could go on but I think I covered the basics..

>HS senior BTW

Fuck a living meme. Chill the fuck out you are young.

/thred

Work for greedy fucks. Learn their tricks and move on.

I like where you're taking this thread

Do your best to do slightly better than your co workers and just worse than your boss. When you sense everyone is angry at you start lining up another job.

Quitting for "a better job" isn't quitting at all.

Coast Guard is okay. You get a scholarship and you never have to leave the US domestically.

Yes the military will pay for college. If you dont do military. Student loans exist just research a college and career

Look man. Not too long ago I was in your shoes. My honest to Mods advice? Take that scholarship. Take school seriously for a few more years. Keep that boulder of knowledge rolling.

But. If you find yourself drifting more, never, EVER, be ashamed for wanting a year off or even to quit school. Society doesn't inhibit passion anymore. So keep at what you can school wise buddy. If that doesn't work out, live your life like a dumb kid for a few years. It sounds like you need to find yourself, a passion, or path, but all of those are found through making choices and sticking with them.

Be happy you are blessed with consciousness. Love life. Grow young padawan.

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Try out a blue collar trade, OP. I make over $1000 per week and I drive commercial vehicles for a living. I studied on my own and passed all the written and driving tests my first try, though I grew up around trucks and equipment. It cost something like 300-500 after all the testing, DMV fees, and physicals.

There are plenty of other trades though. Heavy equipment (excavators) is like a month long course. Welding is a few months, same with HVAC or electrical.

There's UXO (unexploded ordinance removal). That's a six month or so course for a few thousand bucks. My buddy does that and he's already cleared 90k this year (but he's been doing it for nearly a decade or some shit).

If you're a fuck up in high school then you'll fail any STEM major. Go with a trade. Work with your hands, and you can call all those faggot office workers out like the pussies they are.

Dude i would be a senior this year but i dropped out due to going to some shit school and getting expelled from there after being there for 4 months. Not gonna lie i fucked up my life but shit i have all the free time in the world and when you have nothing you make music, at least thats my deal rn

gg user

If you've got no idea what to do with your life, military is one of the best ways to go
Go active duty, get a few years of life experience and money under your belt, then when you get out you can go to school with a plan and with new GI Bill money
Going to school now without an idea of what you're doing is just a surefire way to fuck your shit up and go into debt.

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Welcome to life. Unless you're trying to get into some prestigious school no one gives a shit about what you did in freshman year, or really anything else you did in school as long as you have the little piece of paper that says you graduated. And even if you did want to go to some prestigious school they care more about money than how good your grades were.

If you want to go to college try a community or state college first. Not only do you learn the same shit, but they're cheaper and if your family is broke you should be able to qualify for a federal pell grant.

And don't join the military just to get "free" schooling unless you think the possibility of losing a limb or getting ptsd is worth it.

imtaking maring engineering. it means youre the chief engineer on a ship and run the engines and shit. you can make like 250 000 dollars a year by the time youre 30-35 if go through a 4 year colledge prograrm for it. and if you show intrest you can sign up with a company and theyll pay for your schooling if you agree to work for them for like 5 years after school. average engineers work one month on one month off and so you have 6 whole months a year that you dont work. you can find jobs that are 2 weeks one 2 off or go all year then dont work for the next 2 years. plus youre garunteed a job even if you suck. there is a major shortage of engineers because people dont want to go away for a month

tl:dr marine engineering. only work half year. huge salary. garunteed job. companys will pay for your schooling if you promise to work for them for like 5 years after graduating

this guy fucks

marine engineering*

Genuinely honest opinion. Leave this piece of shit country and go to Germany. They offer free college education for American citizens. Learn some german. Save a little go over there. Educational vacation in Europe. Come home with a degree that means something and get your whole family out next.

God, I hope you're drunk, capn. I want my cruise line engi to be able to spell.

Those are the white equivalent of shaquandaneeshqua.

Free time is over rated (except if you have dosh)

All is Void.

Start developing skills which interest you and are helpful for society. Also work a dayjob that will keep you fed and in good shelter. Don't fall for the family myth that the jew bankers want you to believe. Don't go to college unless you have a plan to pay for all 4 years. Also, Recruiters and Admissions staff are literally condensed lies with no soul, so don't believe anything they say.

>military then marine engineering
>get experience/displine,
>then a company will be more likely to sponsor you because military on your resume is a golden ticket.
>Profit$$

sorry im typing in the dark laying down and smoking. ide dun use bttr grammar if'n i so chose ta do it

Don't go to college, it's a money-making, mind control racket.

Learn a useful skill. Join a trade union. electrician, pipe-fitting, mechanical repair, whatever. Once you know how to do shit and have tools, you will never be out of work. The sky is the limit. Teach yourself to build houses, learn every practical skill that you can and invest in the tools to do so.

Don't listen to teachers or anyone with an MBA, they're all idiots. "Those who can do, those who can't, end up teaching (or in retail management)".

Depending on what you do in the military, if you enlist, you will get full benefits for relatively cheap college if not free and a little stipend after three years. If you are trying to set yourself up for success, take your perspective military pre entrance exam, score well and get into a designation with future job possibilities. You won't make a ton of money at first, but it will build you can save and set yourself up for the future, just have to do your research. If you go Navy, DO NOT go undesignated, everything good the recruiter tells you about being able to see everything is true, except your job and your life will suck and it is only for people that are complete morons.

marine engineering guy again
Obviously dont go to one of those retarded for profit schools in the US. I was talking about canada and our program is called the marine institute but its in the same building as a comumity colledge. I dont know how it works down there but its as cheap as a trade and youre garunteed a job 100 percent when you graduate

At 18 I started a company and also became a successful iOS developer.

Put your mind to something and do it. I had no money, no ideal path, and still haven't gone to college. But now several years later? I own a home outright, drive a nice car, and have a pretty happy life. You have no idea until you try. So go for what you want to do in life, and keep at it. You make your own success, so don't give up.

the thing our program is in** the program itsself is marine engineering technology. at my school you stya in the course 2.5 years and come out with a 4th class ticket. or stay for 4 years and have a 4th and be able to write for your second withing a year and excempt from almost all exams. I dont know if thats useless information or not because i dont know how it works elsewhere. you have to go to sea over the summer though

Someone named Colten would be faggy enough to ask advice here. Story checks out so far.

This
>be me
>graduate hs
>temp job at warehouse
>hey user, u scored well on spatial reasoning come learn engraving
>work there for about a year
>mom always like go to college or you won't amount to anything
>leave job
>go to college
>recruiters hey user try rotc get free college
>nothanks i have friends in military so i already know what it's like
>go to school a year
>hey user, that scholarship only counts for first year
>apply everywhere
>not good enough scores, not horrible enough for funds
>igotthis
>work part time
>next semester
>user ur scholar is reduced
>work full time
>grades plummet
>fuckthisshitimout.bin
>get job back home
>only 15k debt

that depressing. Fucksakes. Take a one year welding course or someshit.

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Welding sucks, believe me. Learn an actual skill, like building houses, electrical work, or plumbing.

The only way you'll get a welding job that doesn't suck ass is as a fabricator, which means you need an IQ and problem solving skills WELL above that of an average idiot welder who makes $12 an hour...

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Fag.

i was just saying something everyone can do. and you can get in a union at a shipyard or something and get a pension.

If you can't find a bookmark, use ketchup instead.

Everyone can flip burgers, too. This thread is about life advice so that you don't end up in a dead-end garbage job.

Heh. If your dumb enough to think high school will have an impact on the rest of your life, it will

Wtf are you talking about. You can get a union welding job, not work hard. If you have all your certifications you can make 35-60k a year and have a full pension at 60. Plus with just welding you can work under a fabricator and challenge your journey man fabrication papers. Make 80k a year if you arnt afraid of overtime

>welding same as working at McDonald's
fucking what

>If poorfag
-Go to a trade school or get a heavy vehicle licence
-Buy vitamin tablets, frozen veggies and chicken in bulk, cut down on food expenses without getting fat or getting a vitamin deficiency

>In general
-Stay fit, even a poorfag who is fit gets some respect, a cheap gym is like 10$ a month
-Realize that everyone thinks for themselves and looks out for themselves first, including you, and learn to accept that as a part of them being an individual.
-Don't take life too seriously, we all wind up in the grave, so try and have a little bit of fun
-Don't overindulge in hard drugs, you can't have any fun if you are in rehab or jail
-If femanon, take full advantage of being femanon, but don't abuse or openly flaunt those advantages or it will come back to bite you.
-If manon, Always stick it in the crazy.

>Continued
-Don't get into any organized religion. All of them want to control you and steal your labor, loyalty or cash in one way or another, and if they don't get you, they will get your kids
-Don't hold grudges and don't think about people that were assholes to you, odds are they forgot you a long time ago, so angsting about them only hurts you
-World politics or anything you can't directly influence are best left alone. By all means stay informed, but don't get stressed, roll with the punches.
-Always save money
-Get rid of things you don't need, if you haven't used something in years, odds are you don't need it and it is just junk taking up space
-Never buy anything that will cost more effort to maintain than what you use it for.

>an actual skill
>not welding

PLEB ALERT

Bait bait mcbaiterson

thanks for the support, niggers

We're watching you bud

Why does "doing good" have to be making a lot of money? What about just being happy

Buy chicken in bulk when its on sale. you can get less then 2 dollars a pound, jump on it. mix it up with pork when thats on sale as fuck. and research your vitamins. apparently some are a scam.

Apply for the fafsa, you'll get some money in grants and scholarships.
Go to a local accredited community college. Its cheap and it counts. Might as well get the base education you'd get elsewhere and boost your gpa for cheap. Find a job you can do while going to college or try to maintain yourself with the financial aid. You'll be fine.

Kill yourself now, cause you r just dying slowly, so accpet it once for all

military. ride it out and after 3 years, go to school for free. you'll only be 21, that's young as shit

because you need to
>have a place to live
>have a vehicle
>afford bills and everyday comforts
>pay off debts
before you can run around like some kinda of faggot posting pictures on facebook pretending to be a really cool trendy world traveller and "enjoying the most out of life" and bragging that " everyone should take time to travel and see the world" when normal people cant afford it

So long as your GPA isn't completely shot you should have a good chance at success, just don't be a cop out pussy and give up a quarter of the way through
I know a man by the true name of Jude but goes by Colt. Fucks me up to this very day.

go to university and do a 100 gay porn films for spare cash. or if youre a woman do like 1-5 porn videos a year and be rich because male privilege is totally real