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Azor Jon

>The Manlet That Was Promised

>only man with a living direwolf
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time

ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW

All hail His Grace, Azor Jon of Houses Stark and Targaryen, the Prince who was Promised, the Son of Ice and Fire, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

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WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS?

>TELL HIM WHAT YOU DID TO HER! TELL HIM!
Why would Jon give two shits that Mel burned Shireen? I mean, it's undeniably a fucked up thing to do from an outsider perspective but it has literally nothing to do with him

Nth for meera

...

>Jon Snow is crowned king in the north
>Jon sits by the same weirwood tree Ned loved to contemplate things on
>Sansa sits beside Jon
>Sansa tells him that she must go to the Vale to sort some things out
>Sansa leaves and Jon is left washing his sword
>a faint voice from the wind passes Jon
>"Jon"
>Jon is confused but ignores it
>"Jon"
>He looks behind him and see the weirwood bleeding
>"Jon"
>He stands up and touches the weirwood face
>we cut to the Tower of Joy
>Ned Stark sees his sister covered in rubies
>Lyanna writhes in pain as the baby is in distress
>Lyanna begs Ned to save the baby
>Ned pleads against Lyanna not to as it would kill Her
>Lyanna smiles and whispers something to Ned
>cut to Ned and Howland conversing
>"Is he....?" asks Howland
>"Aye"
>"and if Robert finds out?"
>"He can't, I'll raise him as my own"
>"But what of your honor, Lord Stark"
>"I promised, Howland, I'll have him as my bastard, a Snow"
>scene shifts to Jon Snow burying Rickon in the crypts
>we see Jon conflicted and confused than ever
>he wanders deeper to the crypts and stumbles upon Lyanna's statue
>Jon Snow kneels
>fade to black
>game of thrones theme starts playing

First for our girl

You're a bit early. But I guess that is to be expected of a Branfag.

>early

You're doing this to piss off Bradamante aren't you?

Good

>spamming this solid 7

Find some attractive faggot

Tommenfu > Branfu

What male actor is this?

>Told Stannis to fuck off
Se, this is the difference between a jonAUTIST and a jonBRO, real jonbros know that Jon supported the rightful king Stannis and that in the case of following him agains't the Boltons, he would bow and swear loyalty to Stannis.

Warden of the South edition

>Comparing Tommen to Bran

Tommen is basically the Rickon of the Lannisters/"Baratheons"

A literally who that was forced into the spotlight

Winterfell is Jon's since he conquered it right?

It was his wildlings that actually took the castle, ended the siege and he's the one who officially beat Ramsay.

Why do frogfu fags keep ignoring the fact that shes clearly a dyke?

do all the kingdoms pay taxes? if not what is the purpose of trying to be king of em all

Jonbros united

WHO OWNS THE NORTH

How can Andals even compete?

I like her face.

That doesn't answer the question.

bradamante?

i don't know her.

Stannis and Jon were supposed to be like Obi Wan and Anakin.
D&D fucked up.

>This is a 34 year old

How did she age so well?

This would actually be better than what we are getting.

warden of my heart

and I was fucking right
jon snow is the worst character in this how, after this he is worse than the dragon mother bitch who just says things over and over until she gets what she wants
Jon had EVERY opportunity to kill her, and didn't.not even that, SHE WAS READY to kill him when they met, and he didn't kill her, because she was a girl.
Either girls are equal in this setting, like when Arya exists, or they're not, like when Jon Snow gets a boner and lets little red lying bitch exist.
I am so mad. I am still mad.

She probably isn't. Doesn't matter either way.

we see you replying to yourself

Why is she so perfect, bros?

>be me
>be bradamante

most beautiful girl in the seven continents

Lel what

Her face looks like its melting, there are way hotter 40+ year olds

>Natalie Dormer
>With a Dorner
pure pottery

who fucking cares that much

Why is he Chinese?

Adjusted Season 6 Dick Ratings using new show information:


1) Tormund (largest Member)
2) Davoos
3) Ramsay (Rumored)
4) Stannis
5) Pod (not big but apparently well shaped)
6) Brienne
7) Jamie
8) Arya
9) Bran (Broken Dick)
10) Robb
11) Jon Snow
12) Joffery
13) Sansa (Huge Clit)
14) High Sparrow
15) Varys
16) Theon (S3 onwards)

Wait, are you new to the show/book?

ANY LEAKS?

ANY LEAKS?

ANY LEAKS?

What's in Lyanna's crypt?

No, feudal vassals only provide troops who would attack you if you didn't rule over them

>chinese cartoons

It's a mystery

Please go back and review the chain of posts that led to that comment and quote the exact "question" that you are referring to. It would also help if you explained why you thought my shitpost was a response to anything of merit

when did the seven continents get that ugly?

Stannis wanted Jon to leave and join him in battle. Jon told him no cause belonged to the watch

So... are the Manderly's officially cut from the show? what about the casting calls?

So how hard is the next season fucked with britcucks fucking their own economy up?

SECRET AAAAAASIAN BRAN
SECRET AAAAAASIAN BRAN

looks like a bird

could she grow mutton chops and pass for book tywin?

>Azor Jon, crowned Long Cock by Carice, in 11.
Objectively wrong.
It's
>Tormund
>Pod
>Jon
The rest stays pretty much the same.

Stannis should be #1.
He gave Mel the veteran whore an orgasm with a few thrusts.

yeah I started watching a couple days ago
I'll read the books eventually. I read Harry Potter before watching the movies, I can try the other way with this.

he should have been reborn as a girl

>She probably isn't
lel okay

Can you point out to me any actresses who went for THAT look but arent dykes?

I'm new to GoT but watched every episode in the space of a month. I'm completely caught up now.

It took me a while for it to click in my mind, but obviously Jon is the son of Ned's sister and Rhaegar Targaryen, and therefore a relative of Daenerys.


The entire series is actually called A Song of Ice and Fire. Jon is the ice and Danny is the fire. Both are the true heirs to the throne, and one of them will get it in the end of the series.

I'm just curious how they're going to reveal it officially that Jon is a Targaryen with Ned dead. Who else actually knows about Jon's real parents?

they all show up next episode. Probably declare the Gary Sue KINGINDANORF

>some small country with 64000 people
>means anything to GoT

1) Smalljon Umber

WHO OWNS THE NORTH

SHOW ME

From truede:


- Bran confirmed to have no working dick / is meant to be new Varys (will be big part of Ep 10)
- Season 7 will be a 6 episode mini series of Robert's Rebellion
- Season 8 will be a time jump 5 year "epilogue" with recast Bran, Arya, and Sansa (to make Sansa's littlefinger marriage less creepy, and allow Arya to use seduction as a faceless man)
- White Walkers are a red Herring, Bran will warg them out of existence
- Dany is the big bad of the endgame, she'll kill Euron and take his place in the books.
- Pretty much no one except the I5 (Dany, Tyrion, Jon, Bran, Arya) will live through the next episode, with the exception of the Sacred 4 Sansa, Little Finger, Varys and Jamie

Still theorizing:

- Will Time Travel Be Forgotten
- will Arya serve Frey pies
- Will Sand Snakes be involved with Tommen's Death
- Will Sand Snakes join Dany

Do you think Ned had a go with Lyanna's corpse before it got cold?

Jon is a dicklet and manlet who looks like a taliban member

the day you were born

He didn't do it because it would go agains't his vows.
Jon supported Stannis in other ways, in the books Jon pretty much makes Stannis campaign viable by teaching him about the Northern ways while Stannis teachs Jon the ways of leadership.

not asian, just a cute

Source, "from truede" doesn't count

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

It's the secret of hoegarden.

Based Alfie Allen's sister

stannis is going to be so mad when he finds out he was banging some old lady when they meet up in GOT hell

jon is confirmed for micropenis. cry moar

>our fathers were evil men, but we are not men ;-)

BRAVO DABID

Dunno, I probably could.

Wait, so what happened? England isn't a country anymore or something?

Jon is the song of ice and fire, he fulfills the prophecy by himself

He is based and our guy

Dany is a distraction, and also a hostile conqueror

>fug Rickon tho"
>lel my dad got murdered wat a faggit
>still wont kneel tho
>fug wildling pls help
>still not gonna kneel tho XDD
t.Smalljon" the north doesn't give a shit" Umber

Yararse is pretty nice, I wonder if she will get it out

Just jump off a window already

They will open Lyanna's tomb and find the blankie Lyanna was knitting for Jon before she died. She stitched "Jon Targ" into the blankie before she died from a freak knitting accident in which she plunged the needle into her aorta. This theory is backed up in the books: everyone always compares Arya to Lyanna (they were both crap at knitting, e.g., which is probably why the freak accident occurred in the first place), and of Arya's fate the book has this to say "they will find your body with a needle still locked tight between your frozen fingers." This is exactly how Lyanna was found, with a needle still locked tight between her fingers (plus Jon's blankie).

Trump status: stumped.

Lol she really did, the absolute madman

Who is that man?

she's literally batshit insane/an attention whore

she said she was offered the part of Asha but didn't want to take it because it'd be weird and shit but Alfie said it wasn't true.

Yeah right, They will never recast those shitty child actors or do robert's rebellion

Hence telling Stannis to fuck off he's apart of the watch. Open your eyes user

how many ptp points would you give me to post the janitor that watches this threads reddit account?

>Let me tell you something about wolves, child. When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. Summer is the time for squabbles. In winter, we must protect one another, keep each other warm, share our strengths.

Well Winter is now here, Walkers and Wights are marching but Sansa is keeping shit to herself and forsaking anyone even her own brother to get revenge and stay focused.

Sansa's gonna die or get fucked up cause she's trying to be a lone wolf isn't she? Will Arya kill her when she comes back and learns that Sansa let Rickon die without trying to save him?

leaks?

Scots are cucks.

>Its a Davos is a dog with his lips glued to Jon's arse edition

how can they redeem themselves after not showing up at the battle. also they aren't in the trailer

tommenfu, cant even survive falling out a window.


Flop. Literally.

She dresses like an old woman irl.
So never.