W-welcome to Cooking with Alice!
Are y-you ready for your weekly dose of good food, psychological advice, and sexy legs?
Because boy have I got a thread for you!
W-welcome to Cooking with Alice!
Carson Gonzalez
Nicholas Moore
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Luis Carter
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Mason Smith
Kill yourself
Chase Moore
Yes ma'am! Legs are already lookin' sexy!
Justin Peterson
Alice
Cooper Richardson
H-how about some tea instead?
Matthew Torres
Hello, Alice.
John King
>stutterposting
>whoreposting
as long as you get a kick out of it i guess
Jordan Thompson
Bump
Alexander Cruz
interested to find out what the fuck this is.
Hunter Jenkins
H-hello my d-dears
Kayden Ortiz
Alice is this bid funny
youtube.com
Ian Bailey
nice stockings!
Ryder Anderson
Yay! perfect timing! just got comfy and started.. um.. playing
Josiah Bennett
>ITT boy pretending to be a cartoon girl
Sebastian Peterson
For those who are curious,
Ethan Robinson
Hi Alice. :)
Michael Young
I'm h-OH MY GOD LEWD
Asher Garcia
L-let me pour t-this tea for you Anonymous
Carter Cruz
Hi Alice I love your Alice pictures.
Could we see more of your leggings please?
Henry Wilson
take a picture of your penis please
Landon Mitchell
Evening Alice!
Reisen~
Nathan Gonzalez
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Wyatt Turner
D-don't have one
Samuel Perez
HELLO ALICE
Zachary Ortiz
Can i drink coffee instead?
Leo Clark
hiya, whats on the menu today!
genkou here c:
Isaiah Rivera
BRING ON THE GODDAMN TEA, ALICE.
Owen Johnson
Hey Alice how are you? Btw, you should get a mask.
Evan Cooper
I am g-glad you asked! T-tonight, our meal w-will be much more complex than normal!
Nicholas Carter
Evenin' alice
Whats on the menu tonight?
Lucas Martinez
>dfw you want tea now but it's 3:13 am
Why am I even awake?
Jaxon Wright
thanks for coming on at this time of day when I feel like shit and making me feel like there's anything constant and somewhat meaningful in this shitty existence :) but I'm not smiling :(
Austin Gutierrez
Please play video games with this cloud.
Gavin Reed
Hello Alice! You look lovely tonight! I'm excited to see what you're going to make! I've already had my dinner and served the SDM, but I like coming for the recipes!
Aiden Hill
Smear campaigns for someone on the internet are a little dumb, don't you think?
Samuel Thompson
oooooooo
nice
Isaac Moore
good evening,
I admire your dedication!
What kind of tea do you have brewing tonight?
Blake Turner
Mask l-looks creepy
see
J-just you wait till I t-try and crush the pasta!
Jack Green
Alice, would you take off your cute shows and step on my dick while flashing your panties to me?
I would cum instantly and it would be the driving thought behind, like... Hundreds of masturbation sessions from then on
Easton Adams
"Simple"? Someone has high standards for people who can't even count.
William Ramirez
why is the marker board stuttering as well just erase the extra S nincompoop
do not listen this poster is a skeleton
Camden Hughes
For those who are curious,
Christopher Walker
What's this?
Kevin Watson
T-this recipe might l-look a little complex compared t-to the standard fare for Sup Forumstards (hot pockets and loneliness), but it is v-very tasty and quite easy to make!
Liam Howard
heh, something original on Sup Forums
I thought I'd never see the day again
Show us your dick alice
Lucas Price
As w-well, while we cook, h-how about a little music one of my A.I. projects designed?
Anthony Smith
No drama today, okay? Thanks.
William Fisher
What's with the gloves Alice?
Isaiah Rogers
Sure, I'll play!
Anthony Davis
S-sorry, I don't have one
Lucas Long
>a skeleton
I beg your fucking pardon!
David Green
They are p-part of another cosplay. Don't t-they look elegant on a maid?
Jayden Rodriguez
Heya OP, I've seen your threads here these past couple of weeks and I think what you're doing is really cool but I can't help but feel the stuttering is really really unnecessary and it would make this so less awkward for others to take you seriously.
Thanks bb,
gaia
Jacob Foster
fuck,, your threads are to late in the day. i gotta to bed.
Thomas Garcia
soo simple
Nolan Price
Why does this twink faggot keep posting
Andrew Perez
Dubs check'd!
We'll see. I'm in a passive mood tonight.
Gabriel Wright
fuck off autistic weeb
Asher Reyes
They seem a bit much
Wyatt Parker
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Blake Reyes
This is a cute thread
Good job OP keep giving cooking advice
Xavier Hernandez
It's b-been five years, almost six n-now. The stutter must go on, Anonymous!
D-don't worry!
W-who?
S-sorry!
G-go back to Sup Forums
Luis Ramirez
Okay okay, h-here is a simpler version of the recipe for those of y-you who need it!
Jaxon Turner
Ah! Sorry, sorry. I got distracted. I'm alright. Not that it much matters.
Ethan Thomas
Your outfit makes me hard, Alice, does that bother you?
Parker Morgan
>standard fare for Sup Forumstards
>loneliness
That was a cheap shot. That honestly struck a nerve when I read it. I was happy to see this thread right up to that point. Now I'm going to sleep
Xavier Lee
I slept through pretty much my whole birthday and now I'm tired again. Good luck with the thread though and thanks for the music.
-Ast
Anthony Lopez
At least tone it down a bit for immersiveness' sake :(
Jaxson Nguyen
You. Wearing gloves to hide man hands lmao
Elijah Peterson
add me on steam c:
genkouhande
yay
i hope it turns out good ^o^
Hudson Gray
You should just leave now and be a bitch somewhere else.
Angel Rogers
Jack Ramirez
Awwww sheit it's mo-fuckin alice.
Parker Robinson
>something original
>pls show dick
You're a newfag and a faggot. Fuck off cunt.
Evan Young
The material makes it look like you're some kind of latex fetish maid....
Mason Morales
Y-you will need these ingredients, dear Anonymous!
Please be sure to prepare them before hand; I didn't, and now l-look what time it is!
*patpat* D-don't worry Anonymous, I'm m-making fun of myself, not you.
I l-like how that sentence messed up punctuation twice and also included text speech l-like we're on an old AOL chatroom!
Camden Perry
Why are you salting the fucking water?
Nicholas Adams
>Barilla
Delicious~
That's my favourite brand of pasta! I wish I could buy it around here.
Adrian Williams
Being a wingman is easier than I though
Nicholas Hernandez
For those who are curious,
Lincoln Edwards
Help, Alice3D.
GF left me a month ago for legitimate reasons. I feel like shit. I am heartbroken
She wants to get back with me. She can't stop messaging me. She met me outside my work a week ago to talk about it. She came to my house tonight to try to convince me again.
She says she spoke too fast, didn't think enough.
I just can't lead myself to return with her. She killed the little self-worth I had, she told me that I was basically undateable, and that many things I did for her to be nice were just annoying her.
I don't know what to do now, or what her next step will be. Halp.
Dylan Ross
I wasn't being a bitch, and I'm not currently so if you don't mind I think I will stay and enjoy the thread.
Carter Mitchell
>every time alice is on i'm too drunk to remember
tfw
Ethan Watson
>Trying to change the subject
Post dick and leave.
Evan Jackson
W-why are you so concerned?!
Oh d-dear. What w-was the reason?
Thomas Ramirez
Can't believe people are posting here from 2012
Julian Diaz
god just give my eggs a beating in them gloves.............. smh
Ayden Miller
You're a faggot fuck off.
Nathan Lewis
Hey, Alice. Good luck with your thread today.
Eli Green
Kill yourself bitch!
Joseph Robinson
Jordan Gutierrez
Speaking of eggs, f-first thing we'll n-need to do is beat the eggs, t-to make them nice and liquidy, s-so they coat the pasta evenly.
Nicholas Morales
"Alright" is code for somethings up...
Got Skype by any chance?
Charles Collins
That's how you cook spaghetti retard.
Justin Rivera
Well, have fun, I won't be sober or here to enjoy this thread.
Too true brah. too true.
Lucas Scott
>Falling
Ethan Williams
no one here is from 2012
except me and alicesu
Caleb Johnson
sounds to me you need to take some time away from here and decide. go on a hunting trip, go on vacation, go bang hookers and do cocaine oin mexico, just get away from her and keep your mind too occupied to think about her.