Has Sup Forums fucked a prostitute?

Has Sup Forums fucked a prostitute?

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.............................

That white bitch needs some food

Going to be bumping with pics

>never seen a slim woman

found the american in the thread

sure, more than once

she needs cum not food

Care to share some stories?

I have hired two prostitutes, both chubbies with huge fat (F+ cup) titties. My girlfriend is an A cup and I have a massive big tit fetish. I tit fucked both of them and came on their tits. $120 each, used backpage both times.

Found the guy who's never actually been to America.

Is backpage legit? Apparently it's a huge honeypot on my city. I live in very popular coastal city

Numerous times. In Canada, US, Thailand, Cambodia and Indonesia. I also drove hookers as a job for like 3 years. Made some pretty good money at it as well (paid for my numerous multi month trips to southeast Asia.

I've heard that several times. I was nervous about using it, but it worked out both times. Just be careful and don't go for anything that looks even a little suspicious. Google their number, make sure they are legit whores, find sites with reviews etc. Even then, they might be working a sting, just make sure you know what not to say.

Yes, but she was a friend who was hooking on the streets for extra cash.

yeah.. around 65 of them. Why?

Yeah it is legit. I've used it myself and a lot of the girls I worked with used it to advertise. Your best bet is finding a review board in your area (most big cities will have one). That way you can read reviews on different girls to make a good choice on who you want. Can save yourself some money on bad services or fake pictures.

AMPs, generally in Manhattan, and I usually go to BP if I'm out of town on business

only a tranny, just for the experience, worth it

The ole' cock slap my colon but no homo... You fucking degenerate deacon of dick.

been to massage parlors where they will jerk you off for an extra $20 ended up fucking 3 over the time.
picked up this slut on craigslist who sucked my cock for $50 bucks then ended up fucking anyways cause she couldnt make me come from blowin.
paid $300 on a prostitute in a brothel. was ok but too expensive.

Yup, I live in a shitty neighborhood and theres a house the next street over where 4 of them stay. No joke their pimp is some 19 yr old white kid.

Fucked a mamasan (female pimp) in Thailand

>last night in Thailand
>decide to go out to some bars
>everything closes at midnight and it's already 11:30
>go to the red light district which is just a street with a bunch of bars with whores
>sit at the bar while other patrons are talking with the girls
>mamasan is working the bar and I talk to her since she's easily the best one there
>shes 30 and thinks I'm 19. I was 24 at the time
>I ask her if she wants to hang out after work
>she passes me a calculator and says that's how much she is. Around $70
>she ends up giving me a ride on her motorcycle to my place
>we go back to my place and I proceed to fuck her, she's insistent that I use condom
>she didn't want to do analysis and her blow job was lousy
>I'm pretty drunk and I'm fucking her for a good 40 minutes and she asks why I haven't finished
>tell her I can't finish with condom on and I ask if I can take it off and cum in her
>she agrees
>I proceed to bust a nut in her.
>We cuddle and then she leaves

Got an std check every month after that and was clean. Overall experience was 7/10

anyone got any pictures of a whore you fucked?

>Has Sup Forums fucked a prostitute?
how would an anonymous internet board fuck a single prostitute?

What are some good sites to get escorts?

Has anyone used escortcafe?

What are some tips for a newcomer?

if theres a will, theres a way

Has anyone fucked a stripper?

I hear they're expensive

If this thread is still bumped and alive in about 15-20 minutes I'll post a couple of a go go girl I got in Thailand and a girl I got in Indonesia. My phone is at home charging and currently using my wife's phone.

Where do you fuck them? Do you bring them to a motel or your place?

well lets keep it alive....

bump for interest

Is a girl who takes money for having sex a prostitute?
>be me, staying in China
>met a girl with her girlfriend in a club
>asked the girl to come over my home
>she said she wants to have money for sex, cause she has a son to take care of
>brought her girlfriend with her
>fucked both

>cambodia Indonesia

Any interesting stories?

I've done out outcalls all but one time. Most girls work out of a hotel, some out of their condo. I had a girl come to my hotel room once when I was driving hookers (usually I shared the room with the girls but this girl was camming on the side so would get her own room).

>be first time buying a hooker
>Got 800 cash on me
>Just left casino
>Decide to browse the "low-track"
>Find a cute girl
>Negotiate 30 dollars
>She puts condom on my dick
>The adrenaline of knowing this is wrong
>She puts her mouth on my cock
>10 seconds in im gunna cum.
>Tell her to get on my dick
>Fuck for 45 seconds before i go soft
>She says i know u came before

I was out of town at a hotel already both times. I had them do an outcall, which was an extra $40 for the first one, but the second one happened to be staying at the same hotel so I got the incall rate.

>Has Sup Forums fucked a prostitute?
Once.
She was a birthday present.

Two, back to back first one was hot as fuck but lazy and literally an extremely a tractive fleshlight. The second was older (didn't realize it at the time because of the lighting) was an amazing fuck and super nice/cool.

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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.........................

Yes.
She was really into herself and gave not a fuck for anyone else, but she would talk like she did see others as people.
She didn't put much effort into sex because she thought looking hot made up for it.
I thought that, too, before meeting her.

Ex GF was an EX escort, so i guest that counts?

Has anyone fucked a pornstar?

I know some of them escort

That is the definition of prostitute, dumbass.

yup, bitch gave me itchy dick

- EX also did some porn, but in no way a star i guest

Not really for Cambodia but I was with this chick in Bali for like 10 days then had to flee the island. I don't think she was a hookers but she was friends with the Russian mob and big Bali gang. I met her while partying with a couple Australian guys and these 2 Russian mobsters. Turned out the one Russian was in love with her. (guy was huge, like 6'4 280lbs, he picked me up in a bear hug one night like I was a child and I'm 6'1 240). I then also found out that I was possibly being set up and had a few people warn me that I should flee the country. There is more to the story but it's a pain in the ass typing on my wife's phone.

Bought a black one and an asian one because im from a small white town and knew I would never get one at home.

No, but Beverly Paige went to highschool with my current girlfriend. I'm friends with her personal account on facebook. I'd imagine it wouldn't be a far cry to get it accomplished. But she's not all there, and isn't as hot as she once was. Not really worth it in my opinion anymore.

Mhm I travel quite a lot for my job and love to try and extend it for a couple days of girls, mdma, coke and booze.

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Yep. Expensive. Smelled like stale cigarettes and old sweat after her body shower.

Story story story time pleaseeeee

>Has anyone fucked a pornstar?

Marilyn Chambers
But there was no money involved.
It was just for fun.

Who was it?

Heading home now. Keep this alive for pics. The Thai girl is nude creeper shots while she is in the bathroom (wouldn't let me take pics during). The Indonesian girl is fully clothed whole we were at a club.

Women are all prostitutes. All of em. Jokes on you if you think your income level isn't given careful consideration before they become a gf or wife.

This is now a get thread.

Yea but it was because I was her driver. Stayed the night at her house and her mom cooked us breakfast that morning.

Karmen Karma in highschool.
Her younger sister is hotter though

Quints of kek

Bumping for this

...........dammit.
This was 1987 in Hawaii, and she was performing at a titty bar, and I remember how she looked, but not her name.
Damn.
She only headlined a few movies, and you wouldn't recognize her name.

I've probably fucked two dozen escorts. Even found some really attractive and fun ones that let me come inside of them. It's been about 6 months though since I've seen one, and I hope to keep the streak alive.

While I enjoyed myself, it's expensive and there's always a chance of getting arrested or ripped off, even from escorts who are usually reliable. Also, it's just sex. I'd prefer if there was more of a connection between myself and the woman, but then again, I really don't want a girlfriend, either.

Does anyone know of any good sites or vids of hookers/prostitutes fucking?

There was an user who posted a few years back about how he lost his viriginity to a prostitute only to end up getting friend zoned.

Put it this way, your dad has fucked many hookers when your mom isn't around. Clean your room, and try to get to bed early tonight, son.

How do you go about getting these escorts? Websites, phone books? Asking because I want an escort to lose my viriginity to

I've fucked a lot actually. I have tried to have some variety, from young to milf, fat and thin, black and white, hairy pussy, dominatrix, etc.

The best fucks were a couple 23 y/o kinky thin black haired woman, a 28 y/o blonde pregnant whore, a pretty 19 y/o black 19 y/o chick, and a 36 y/o woman with big tits and fat ass.

Explain the idiot women with poor trash and niggers.

She's dead

Ok, first pic. This is the Thai go go girl. She was a bit upset and had to go wash her hair because when I nutted, instead of hitting her stomach like I was aiming at, it shot all across her face and in her hair (I was pounding her on top and didn't have time to pull out and intentionally aim for her face). She was a great lay though, pic doesn't do much justice but her face was absolutely stunning.

I like going to massage parlors to get handies pretty often, once maybe twice a month. Sometimes get offered full boning but only taken up 3 of them. They were simply too hot to turn down, and I actually had hoped they would offer it the whole time. All were young 20 something petite chinese or Korean girls with C+ big titties on their tiny frames. Would repeat

This is right. The biggest prostitute of them all is the wife. A normal hooker asks you some money for a fuck. A wife demands absolutely everything to get fucked frequently, at least in the beginning, and after that sex gets monotonous, and eventually disappears and only the fat and ugly old hag remains. So.. which one of them both scammed you more?

You basically just said that you're ugly

I I fucked plenty of girls before my current girlfriend and I didn't pay them a dime and my current girlfriend makes more than I do

Did you bareback her?

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.........,

Several. Usually look up the neighborhood to see if it seems sketchy to begin with.. overall. No bad experiences. I haven't been robbed at all or anything. Can get a bj for $60 or fs $80 half hour from this girl who I visit every month or so. She offers bare bj but meh. I worry about std's but nothing happened yet.

This is the Indonesian girl who may or may not have been a hooker who had a Russian mobster in love with her. From what I was told, the girl usually isn't in on the scam. The gang will find out from her when you are planning to leave. They will then demand $100/day from you, when you say no it goes to $200 and then $500. Then they give you an ultimatum, you smuggle drugs for us or we kill you. So I got her really drunk one night, fucked her brains out and then disappeared after she passed out. Haven't been back to Bali since and that was over 2 years ago.

She loved to fuck though. 3 times a day and never once wore a condom (I later got checked just in case and all clean). Cream pied her a majority of the time.

Yes but only because she had an std check up card and it was clean (mandatory to have if working the clubs in Thailand). She's the only hooker I've barebacked though besides the Indonesian girl who I don't think was actually a hooker.

A prostitute?

this user has fucked so many i couldnt even give you a round number other than lots.

backpage. After finding an ad/escort that piques my interest, I Google their number. If she's legit, there should be plenty of hits on other ads she has posted. Also, look at the pictures she has posted in previous ads. If they are of different girls, then stay away, but there's still no guarantee that she's the girl in the picture if they are all of the same girl.

asexyservice.com is a good website that catalogues ads from escorts, making it easy to search through them. theeroticreview is worth a check, as people can register and review escorts, but many legit escorts on backpage don't have any reviews on theeroticreview as well.

Also, if the ad looks too good to be true, then stay away. If the escort has no other ads available elsewhere, stay away. If she's asking for too little, stay away. There are certain scams they'll try as well, like asking you to purchase a prepaid debit card and then asking for the card number over the phone. Also, some will want to chat via webcam to make sure you're not a cop, and will ask you to join a cam site. Scam, stay away.

Call them up, say you want either a short stay, half hour or full hour depending on what they offer. She'll tell you how much, and then if you want to do incall or outcall. Outcall is probably safer, because chances are it won't be a sting. If you do that, get a hotel - do NOT have them come to your home. Most escorts feel more comfortable doing outcalls to a hotel, anyways.

When she/you arrive, just act normal. Introduce yourself, make small talk, etc. They'll usually ask for payment up front, but by this time they should have started to get undressed already, so you should know that they mean business. Now's the time to ask if anything is off limits during sex, like kissing, touching their vagina, etc. Sometimes they'll bring it up, too. Treat her like a respectable human being and you'll be fine.

Bump

This is really great advice. Thanks, user. If you don't mind me asking, what is prostitution like where you live? I'm in Ontario where it's legal to sell sex but not buy it.

I fucked a few strippers before. They are dead fish in bed and always have a sad story in an attempt to make you feel sorry for them so they can control you. Also they have extremely poor judgement and money management. Also very sloppy and don't shower until its time for work.

i fucked a well known prostitute but i didnt pay for it. does that still count?

I live in a smaller town/city, so there aren't many escorts in the area. Occasionally there'll be some higher-end escorts that drive up from the larger cities, but they cost more, and are usually worth it.

They may have a sting operation once a year, but occasionally those caught in the stings aren't prosecuted, but the district attorneys feel that the public shaming of having their mugs appear in the local paper are enough. Also, they usually have better things to do.

Git thread.

While the laws hiring an escort are probably different in Canada than in the State, it's probably worth noting that generally it's a Class A misdemeanor where I live, because it's a crime of "moral turpitude". Class A misdemeanors can carry a rather hefty punishment for just being a misdemeanor, including possible jail time, but I think that's pretty rare.

This is a hooker i've been eyeing. I have never hooked up with one before

should i do it boys?

this is here bio

I am alI about GFE-BBJCIM (I will suck you off and drink all your cum without a condom!) , I will let my pictures speak and my tongue and pussy do the action. You can eat my pretty pussy, suck on my cute toes, just do anything!!! I want to hold your balls as you squirt hot loads any where you want!!! I love making out I will be the naughty GF you always wanted. I am curvy blonde and luscious. Just like the centerfold you always wanted. I am natural and a nymphomaniac. I love to get guys off (since I was 13) Come on and fuck me and squirt your hot cum all over my TiTs and mouth. Let me be your playmate pornstar you always wanted...

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need moar of her!

Everyone is a prostitute.

I wouldn't. But that's just me, she's kinda ugly. When I pay, I'm paying for a bit girl not some random chick I could pick up at a bar after a few drinks.

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Looking to fuck a milf escort

Problem is some of the ads I see say 35+ only

Is there a way around this? Will they reconsider if in offer more $$m

I went to school with this one, haven't fucked her though. Just found out shes doing this

I have. 2 in my area, they were very easy to talk down in price which was awesome. Came inside one of em

I paid a girl I knew for sex because she was broke and it took her a while to come around to the idea. Best decision I ever made. She was a 10.

One just agreed to do a blowie in the car, started fingering, ended up fucking her...no extra cash.