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>24
>17 year old girl texts me every day and is in love with me
>17 is illegal in my state
>tells me im her god
>probly about 5 2 95 lbs
>never met her, shes my younger brothers friend
>tells me that next year she wants me to take her trick or treating and go as my daughter
>Not gonna fuck this chick b/c its illegal
>friday night
>just got off work, drinking some vodka
>shes texting me telling me to grab my bottle and drive to her

What do? pic unrelated

no

take a road trip to legal state and bang in vehicle.

Pretty sure that is even more illegal. Taking a minor across state lines and all.

lol you should probably just do it, she probably chubby tho huh?

Jailbaited. Get the fuck away what the fuck is wrong with you for even considering.

Kidnapping

its illegal to take a minor out of state

If you trust her, do it. The only way you'd be in legal trouble if she's trying to set you up, but the chances of that are low.

just wait like a few months until her birthday

This is lie determined by the fact that her nudes were published last month, kys op

yeah transporting a minor across state lines for statutory rape, good idea

you fucking retarded mongoloid that's 15-25 yrs easy

Haha shes skinny af

use your monster cock to crack open her tight little holes and make her crave you even more when she realizes all the younger guys have little whimpy dicks with mounds of pubic hair

Do it, having sex with a young girl is an experience you cant have once you get too old.

Fuck hit that shit

how much long her until her bday OP?

Post moar op

a wall socket on a mirror? wtf

yeah? duh. you don't have one yet? fuck are you in 2009? modern up bitch

6 months

Self control nigga, don't do it nigga. She's not 18 yet. She will brag, it's no good mayn

Make out, dont fuck. Wait 6 months

give me her number op I'm going to score some nudes this bitch a straight up ho

can you hold out 6 months OP? She looks to be worth the wait tbh

ya OP needs to get the nudes already wtf

yeah,
her sister is dating my lil bros best friend since preschool,
im from a small town, when i was younger i dated this super hot ass chick and got with a bunch of younger hotties from a few grades below me through my other brother.

On top of that, this girls cousin was in the grade below me and can and will whoop the shit out of me.

this could all blow up in my face if im not careful

ISHYGDDT. That is a fucking terrible idea.

Even if she is down with the idea, if anyone else finds out and isn't okay with it, you will get your ass v&.

My cousin slept with a guy while she was underage (roughly similar ages), and he was arrested and charged with statutory rape.

ooooooooooooooooh smalltown boy

nvm, dont do it much regrets will be made, unless she got an amazing pussy and she keeps it on the downlow and she amazing in the sack and ya have the most amazing time ever???

I pity you castrated murricans and your ridiculous and sick laws.
But hey, you can go marry another dude! hahahaha.

Pic unrelated.
Fuck.

>next year she wants me to take her trick or treating
When she's 18? Sounds legal to me.

> so risque
> 17
> omg
> you're living on the edge dude
> so crazy
> it's just so unimaginable to think of fucking a girl that is this young

this

dude on dude is legal but young love isnt :(

>blow up in my face if I'm not careful

I have a rule nigga, I don't make a decision unless I'm 100% comfortable about it. I suggest you implement that rule.

Wait for a better day.

this. i'm an american and i think this is the one of the worst nations/cultures on planet earth completely ruined by stupid people. i'd emigrate to nearly any other first world nation if i could.

I need to learn this and I slowly have been

Go do it you chikenshit loser.

>checked

Power of intuition is great, this helps develop it. Nigga.

Go jack off. You'll think clearly after that.

nigger, youre retarded

17 is illegal in your state? What state is that? 17 is pretty old for age of consent. Age of consent is sometimes different than the age you become an adult. Are you sure you have the right info?

'murica, land of the free

In which one of these states do you reside, OP?

Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin

i'm in utah very bad state for this sort of thing

This

Old fag here. user is correct. Fuck her for us. Take pics.

Fuck that pussy until it can't take anymore you stupid retard

OP here. Man Sup Forums is enticing me, i dont think shes coming out here tonight, i dont want to see her when im drunk, but i wanna meet this girl haha

is her name Rachel

nahh dogg

don't do it, the fear will hang over you for a long ass time

Do what she says, post results.

>do it
>dateline NBC
>claims anonymous told him to do so
>gets sent to the mental hospital
dis gun b gud

>not fucking a 17 year old willing girl because its illegal
>land of the free

just goto new zealand bro, 16 is legal over there :^)

Probably younger than 17. Have fun getting fucked giving liqour to a minor even younger than you thought she was dumby.