Seriously, what is Jason?

Seriously, what is Jason?

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a mother and a son

A zombie with retard strength

Whatever the plot needs him to be.

Tell me, why does he wear the mask?

Drowned water baby boy that has now manifested out of rage of his mother's death or something

A retard with zombie strength.

He's basically the original Mountain.

Because he got made fun of because of his looks.

Plot armor

A slasher villain.

Because he has hydrocephalus

a big guy

A character in a movie.

Seriously, you've read too much cracked or something if you need a fan teory off the internet to justify watching of the dumbest fucking horror franchises there is. Trust me, just telling people you have an actual interest in something makes you a gorillion times cooler than the guy who has a really cool theory that obviously isn't his.

It's about a murder Jesus killing people, now fuck off.

>watches people have sex and then kills them

An angry cuck

Expert here. Halloween is the dumbest of the slasher flicks; the series not the film. Check out Halloween 6 with a nice snack and your favorite beet and prepare for a treat.

To answer OP, Jason represents Jesus in a more punishing way. Instead of the Jesus with sword in mouth, he's Jesus sword in hand. He punishes almost exclusively sinners (premarital sex being a huge offender) and has been resurrected from the dead by God more than once. Jason represents punishment in a Christian light, and by God is he amazing.

Deadite

A big guy

but for who?

You're not an expert, you've just way too many "flicks" and itäs started to melt your brain. But yes, Halloween, as a franchise, is probably dumbest and I redact my statement on that point.

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Take the cliche vengeful ghost from some 18th century gothic horror novel, make it incarnate instead of being a spook cloud and you've got Jason

I was in a horror thread on here where people were trying to say that Halloween 3 was a good movie. Was I being trolled? All I remember is renting that shit when I was a kid and waiting for Myers to show up the whole film

Best Girl coming through.

Jason is kill

That's a Vouyer you dumbass.

It was a joke sport, obviously I'm not an expert, Jesus do you take everyone that posts like this on Sup Forums seriously? Lol wew

It's easily the second best in the series. Originally the Halloween series was supposed to be different horror stories taking place on Halloween night, but people wanted an iconic slasher as opposed to something creative.

A man wearing hockey pads; its what differentiates him from Batman

every thread. Is this a new ebin maymay that im not aware of or is this the same guy posting this over and over again

1. A retard that survived being drowned and somehow gained retard strength and retard regeneration in the process but became braindead and addicted to killing campers
2. A zombie build like a brick shithouse with a hint of jesus ressurection in his blood
3. A demon manifested from a tragic drowning and a violent mothers revenge
4. Jason's mother has been in psych and all the movies are just her fucked up visions about imagining her son getting more revenge

They'll never tell you so pick one and deal with it faggot

5. You're jason and you're trying to figure out what the fuck you are.

It ain't me

Sorry, just mad because my pizza is due in like an hour and the box wine taste like shit. I mean seriously, is box wine designed to taste like plastic or is it just that a bottle has a placebo effect?

Use the word "anthology" save yourself from typing all that next time

No. Don't turn my horrorfu into a shitty spic meme.

The sequels about Meyers are just easy cash grabs, don¨'t congratulate jewery.

It's box wine man

>don¨'t
You made me wipe my screen you fuck

Invincible killing machine

...

A good boy. Such a good boy. His name was Jason.

If I had some luke warm Lone Star I'd be happy but all I got is box wine and cold canned beer.

Which friday movies are good to watch

Go back to Sup Forums with these shitty mortal kombat characters

Jason X is probably the only one worth watching apart from the first an second. it has a nice high concept premise.

When he drowned as a child in Crystal Lake, his body sank to the bottom, where there was an abandoned government device. This device was constructed to revive damaged organic flesh and brain matter, and the goverment dumped it in Crystal Lake when russian spies were close to stealing it. The data on the project was lost, including the location of thae actual device.

When Jason's body landed on it, it reactivated the machine. It took years for the machine to revive Jason's body back to a functional state, but once the machine brought Jason back to life, it rewrote his DNA to have a regenerative property to survive any type a damage.

>Terminator 1, Army of Darkness and The Thing one after another on the sci-fi/horror movie channel tonight
>eating remains of cold dominos pizza
>dogs asleep on the sofa next to me
>friday night motherfucker

Part 5 because of

underrated

He has wife's son syndrome

It wouldn't be an anthology though smarty pants. Trick R Treat is an anthology becuase its a bunch of stories in one movie, but Halloween would be a series of different stories that are each their own movie. You dumb

>Watching movies with beets

Because he's fuck ugly.

Its still an anthology user.

Friday after next

Everything up to and including part VIII. The rest is trash.

Make sure to watch Jason goes to hell, it's amazing. Jason X is self aware and pretty funny and I think it's 4 or 5 is pretty neat. Jason goes to Manhattan is the worst ever, skip it

It hurts the human to be wrong. I won't admit I'm wrong, but at least you know I am

This user is legit trolling. Jason goes to Hell is the worst movie in the franchise. New Line Cinema obtained the rights and sharks were jumped.

I wonder who would win between the two.

Fuck you I wanted to say that

WHAT? I'm not trolling, jumping the shark is what you want to see in cheesy 80's/90's slasher flicks, why the fuck else would you watch them? For art? That movie literally rips off Terminator. There is a terminator scene in a Jason movie and you say it's the worst? Shit taste detected, wowowowowow

Any where he actually has the mask on are good aside from the one where its some copycat killer at a mental health camp; maybe 5? 1 and 2 do not fall into this category, but are worth a watch because they're the originals and your time really isn't that important if you're positing here. They're all worth a watch if you're gonna do a marathon though; might as well do a full one.

>jumping the shark is what you want to see in cheesy 80's/90's slasher flicks
No. The phrase "jumping the shark" means the point in which something that was previously good turns into shit, and not in an ironic so-bad-its-good ways. Just actual irredeemable shit.

Seriously, don't listen to him. New Line Cinema fucked the lore up the ass. Jason is in this for about five minutes before getting torn to shreds by a SWAT team, no joke, at which point it is revealed that his "real" form is a worm demon. The worm demon then jumps from host to host making people do crazy shit.

THIS IS THE FUCKING MOVIE WHERE JASON SPEAKS.

Fuck this movie.

After wikipediaing undead creatures I'd say Jason most resembles a traditional Norse draugr, even though he's significantly tougher.

"lore"? You guys don't watch these movies for cheese and fun, do you? You think that these are good? Holy shit, it's your opinions that should be ignored. These movies aren't good in any sense, this series should be watched for how schlock it is and were the horror movies got some nice memes. Fuck this thread, I'm surrounded by plens

>underage aspiring movie critic detected

1: Retarded hillbilly kid who lives in the woods.
2-4: Retarded hillbilly.
5: Some medic guy.
6-8: Reanimated corpse.
9: Demonic entity that goes from person to person via making out. Killed by his sister. Rotting in hell.
10: Reanimated frozen corpse. Somehow out of Hell.
FvJ: Jobber.

bahahahahahahahahahahaha

>FvJ: Jobber.
Bullshit. How was he jobbing when he was fighting an entity that can't be stabbed to death? The water thing was retarded but you got to give the invincible monster some sort of weakness for Freddy to exploit otherwise it's just 90 minutes of creatures punching each other with no consequence at all.

/thread

I actually have no interest in critiquing movies user, seems like a waste fo time. I do like watching movies from time to time though! And I'm 24, my bday was just last week. Underage is a poor man's insult friend, makes you look really old and dumb

He jobbed to Freddy the entire movie, gained a little bit of momentum nearish the end, got rekt again, then stabbed Freddy while his back was turned. He didn't even get the kill, a highschool girl did.

>underage confirmed

well technically, Freddie lived.

Newsflash, buddy: Star Wars is schlock, too. Doesn't mean people don't care about the lore or expect certain things from the franchise.

When I watch a Friday movie I'm expecting low budget practical effects I can appreciate for their technical aspect/creativity, tons of gore, boobs, cheesy performances and 80s synth music. Oh, and JASON.

Part IX had no Jason and shat all over the lore. Which is a thing that still matters no matter how schlocky the movie is.

You're right, the '''''''''''kill''''''''''''

>He jobbed to Freddy the entire movie
He jobbs to everyone in all of his movies. And he always gets "killed" by either a retard or a woman.

Sometimes by a retarded woman. That's what happens when your villain is an unstoppable killing machine. The only way for this fella not to job is to give him a weakness.

"""""""""""a highschool girl did"""""""""""

>retarded woman
That's redundant.

Isn't he the physical manifestation of his mothers hatred for the camp?

I get that feel, one of my favorite movies is Evil Dead 2. Jason has a special place in my heart, but I really had no personal problem lies you 2 do with Jason not being in it, it's an incredibly bad movie that's fun to watch, unlike Manhattan that almost killed me to finish.

He jobbed because Freddy was in the dream world 90% of the movie, plus they watered down Jason for the plot. When Freddy came to the real world he was get his shit pushed in for the most part..

But I didn't like that they made Jason a babyface in the movie, it should've been two monster heels

That was so good :)
You're the best insulter on the Internet mister! You sure showed little, feeble minded 13 yo me! :)

What's the most patrician-tier Friday the 13th movie?

The second one

The first one.

Comfy as fuck

Evil Dead 2 is the best retcon out there, so good I didn't mind the inconsistencies. Definitely my favorite movie in the franchise.

As for JgtH, it's always fun to watch a trainwreck, but to me it'll always be the movie that killed the franchise. It's pretty sad. Paramount were legit ashamed of the Friday movies and how much money they were making. They didn't give a shit, they just wanted it gone because they thought of themselves as patrician or something. Then along came NLC, bought the rights, and with complete disregard to the franchise and the fanbase, they made JgtH just to set up their FvsJ cash cow. I'm kinda glad it crashed and burned when it came out after spending something like a decade in development hell. Fuck NLC.

I never was attached to the series, thats where we differ. A few years a go me and a friend were bored during October so we started to marathon all the slasher series with beer and whisky and we had a blast with Friday the 13th as a whole, it's worth watching for sure, but I like it for all the wrong reasons

No it fucking isn't. An anthology is published in one volume.

The remake. Tunnels are goat

That's what I fucking thought

No it is NOT!

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Jason is Jesus.

Friday the 13th 10: Jasons existential crisis

>I never was attached to the series, thats where we differ.
Fair enough. I do tend to sperg out when people mention Part IX. But hey, glad you and your friend had fun with it. Marathoning 80s schlock with booze and good company is top tier.

Speaking of, you guys should watch The Burning. One of the few quality slashers out there. It delivers all you could ask from a genre movie and goes one step beyond by actually being a good movie with structure, nice visuals, decent performances and so on.

damn son, that sounds like a good night

Thanks for reminding me of this gem, I genuine loved this movie! It was pretty great at going against the grain with its formula, a lot of build just to have a slaughtering rampage at the halfway point. We got a kick out of the killers vision being a weird filter on the lens, we called it "burned vision". Thanks for the pic too.

Part VI: Jason Lives

Motherfucker gets resurrected by a lightning bolt. You could argue that this marks the point where shit starts to get a bit too cartoony, plus, censors were going crazy back then and it shows, but it's fun as hell.