ITT: Albums nu-males will never understand
ITT: Albums nu-males will never understand
David Howard
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Nathaniel Sullivan
but that album attracts nu-males
Ryder Smith
CAUSE YOU'RE HARDER THAN STEEL
Noah Carter
You are so cool. Just kidding, You have no friends. You're awkward and nobody wants to talk to you. You push yourself on people to make them like you but that just scares them more. You probably are bipolar and should see a doctor. Everyday when you get home you cry for no obvious reason because you suppress all the bad events in your pathetic life. Then when you are most depressed you make a posturing Sup Forums posts as a cry for attention but no one responds to it.
Samuel Howard
bathory is shit.
dimmu borgir is better than bathory.
not trolling.
Kevin Johnson
>projecting this hard
stay mad, nu-male
shit taste
Leo Richardson
>I know you are but...but WHAT AM I?
Aww, I hurt his feelies. Did you go pee pee in your dipems?
Levi Morgan
who are you quoting?
Michael Ortiz
bad bait
Nathaniel Turner
> The quintessential early black metal band
or
> A bunch of retarded posers who jumped on the late norwegian scene cash-grab, and made shit.
Nolan Stewart
>projection meme
>doesn't understand mock paraphrasing
>still places value on power dynamics
Aww :((
Carter Wilson
Oh so now anyone who doesn't have shit taste is Nu-Male? Gotta remember that one
Christopher Ortiz
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Logan Mitchell
I think he means that nu-males hate masculinity and bathory is masculine as fuck
Levi Gray
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Adam Collins
/thread
Tyler Wright
t. animal collective listener
Levi Martinez
DELETE THIS
James Garcia
What is it about metal fags that they have no arguments? Just "t. nu male", like
>woah shit, you really got him dude
It's just sad really.
Jordan Sanchez
>implying bipolar is an actual thing
lmao
Adam Garcia
What? Just sharing some alpha male albums to trigger the snowflake nu-males.
William Rodriguez
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Parker Long
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Bentley Thomas
You guys literally proved your nu-maleness with just how insecure you portray yourselves to be. Not being a nu-male is enjoying whatever without being so annoyingly self-conscious to the point of immaturity. These two posts have displayed the opposite of that.
Matthew Barnes
>t. nu-male
Angel Wright
You're a fucking idiot, you know that? Fucking viral cunts like you thinking you're gonna make ANYONE listen to fucking ANYTHING are the worst fucking cancer on here. Absolutely disgusting. Do you think Nirvana decided to viral their shit to get big? Fuck you.
Joshua Lopez
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Gavin Collins
fresh pasta
thanks
Jackson Lewis
yet you still sound like an upset nu-male
wrong
Kevin Collins
nu-male is the funniest thing on this board because they never deny it.
Connor Cox
No user, it is you who are wrong
youtube.com
Leo Price
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Owen Anderson
When the opening riff to the title track flares up, all nu males run in terror, it's simply way too masculine for their posturing faggotry. Same thing with the riffing at the beginning of Heaven's on Fire and Countess Bathory.
It's pretty much numale repellent,
Dylan Scott
Pretty much anything by Bathory
Bentley Richardson
>caring
what a loser
Leo Perez
kekd
Josiah Cruz
BAPTIZED
IN
FIRE AND ICCCEEEE
Juan Torres
Yes
Jace Sanchez
GOD OF THUNDER
WHO CRACKED THE SKY
SWING YOUR HAMMER
WAY UP HIGH
Xavier Miller
As soon as the riff for Total Destruction kicks in, nu males everywhere start gasping for air, suffocating in the heavy atmosphere that they are so unfamiliar with due to their testosterone-challenged bodies, they quite literally drown and die in the riffs!
Adrian Lee
Manowar Manowar living on the road
When we're in town speakers explode
We don't attract nu-males 'cause we're too loud
Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd
Justin Miller
lmao its not even that bad
Thomas Martinez
Daily reminder that nu-male taxonomy proves that both they and masculine males are high tests and just alternative forms of appeasement toward women.
Cooper Martin
balding and having a beard does not necessarily equal high test
Brayden Watson
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Evan Gonzalez
you keep saying that and saying that, don't you. besides regardless you can see how both of those manifestations are built around maintaining femininity in women, right? Numales do it through appeasing to a woman's desire for "modernity", masculine men do it through appeasing to a woman's desire for "traditionality" -- both relationships built around the preservation of what the woman considers her innate femininity.
inb4 something about "owning" your woman with masculinity lmao
Ryan Reyes
>you keep saying that and saying that, don't you
what?
nu-maleism isn't just about women though, there's also the social justice politics and infantilism of subscribing to video game and internet culture
Owen Morgan
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