This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)
This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
I would be very confused. When did I get a girlfriend?
Watch as my gf sails into space.
I'd stab him to death and mail his body parts to elementary schools in Canada.
Congratulate him for being a sensible giant and building up his body mass instead of all those other lanky fuckers.
Then find the nearest heavy and blunt object and smash my gf's skull in repeatedly.
Break his legs. It's too easy.
Mozambique that faggot
Pull out my gun
Rape him.
lol im 4 meters tall and I will break his head with my cock
Be disappointed he didn't slap my ass
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GTFO Ymir
Funny thing is that every time I've met a guy that was like that, he has been the most kind and friendly guy ever.
Big guys like that don't act like assholes, only manlets do.
he couldn't because gf is too short for him to reach her ass
The taller you are, the more humble you are in my experience. It's only manlets with little man syndrome that pull this kind of shit.
It's also only manlets that make these threads.
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Wonder why he would act like a nigger despite being white
Press charges for sexual harassment.
bend the knee before my new king
this is 100% accurate, chisel it into a stone tablet for future generations
ahahahahah
Shoot the fuck in the dick. We're in America faggot.
I'll ask him to slap mine too...
Same situation but substitute Andre the giant at his largest, aka 480lbs, 7'5
Andre was also a rampant alcoholic, so you can bet that he's aggressive
call the police, put him in jail
Stick my thumb in his ass
I'd balance my chakra on my palm forming a spinning sphere and put it up his anal cavity
Congratulate him on a slap well done
jokes on you, i donĀ“t have a girlfriend
That doesn't mean you can just shoot people in the dick. What kind of person shoots someone in the dick?
sweep the leg
Underrated
Try giving him anal. He looks repressed sexually
we got him good didn't we
Its because in high school they were skinny abnormal faggots and got made fun of all the time.
I AM my girlfriend
slap my girlfriend's Dick, only then we will be even
I would crawl up his asshole and scream.
I'm 5,5"
Convert him then use him to my advantage.
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Head butt him in the testicles.
Use my taser, stun him, then shit on his forehead
Nothing. I love high fives.
Choke the little punk.
Kek
Slap his ass
Break a glass in the bathroom then slit one of his Achilles tendons. Won't die - but will be crippled. Slap that, faggot.